1: Religion is gone
2: To lose weight so I am healthy
3: That I can have a sane lover who doesn't have kids or hook ups about their ex wives - partners or girlfriends.
1. Get rid of world hunger
2. To eliminate some of my health problems
3. To reassure her that my cock is not the biggest in the world and it will not deform her pussy in any way, shape or form
1. Fix the planet from all pollution (greenhouse gases, dirty water etc.)
2. Make my a top physical form in both stamina and musculature.
3. Make the one I love to never be judgemental, crazy or over dramatic/ jealous
1. Stop humans from reproducing so much. There is already more humans than the world can support.
2. Try to gain a little more control of my sex drive.
3. Make him last just 1 minute longer. I'm almost there!
1: Remove discrimination in all it's forms
2: Get BACK into good shape
3: Help her get control of the demons of her past
1. Remove corn syrup, especially that of the high-fructose variety
2. Qubit's power from irredeemable
3. She starts taking my reading/movie suggestions.
And I've only begun fucking with you people.
At the end of the day, it's all math.
1. Ending child-killing diseases
2. To have my "problem area" disappear, and maybe for slimmer thighs, too.
3. To be closer to a certain someone, and be able to spend time together.
"Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon." -E.L. Doctorow
1. Complete and utter eradication of cancer.
2. Better knees.
3. N/A. But there is a girl now I wouldn't mind as my female BFF.
1. Stop child abusing
2. Look prettier...... At least become thinner
3. Hope he talks to me
1. Make anger disappear from the world...
2. Be the man of one special woman's dream...
3. I'll let you know when I find her... But more than likely she wont need changing...
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1. Every person to volunteer time or money and help those in need
2. To be less needy
3. Learn forgiveness
An end to all wars
That's very difficult to answer as there are many things I would like to change but if I could only change one... Have a self generated sex drive
I would like my lover to be a shape shifter, so could be a man or woman at any given moment
World peace, no hunger and forgivness
I wish everyone, especially world leaders and the rich, had a sense of humanity, compassion and empathy;
I wish I had perfect vision; and
I wish my wife could let go of all her emotional baggage, if only for her sake.
Is there room to chuck a bit of cash onto one of those, do you think?
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill. A genie grants you three wishes but..
One wish must be to change something in the world - Tacos should appear instantly whenever someone wants one - and strawberry milkshakes.
One wish must be to change something about yourself - i want to be a cowgirl so i guess... spurs and a hat?
One wish must be to change something about your partner / loved one - she's perfect the way she is, so really, no need.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
A genie grants you three wishes but..
One wish must be to change something in the world - I think I've wished this a million times before, but I really wish Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was real and that I got my fucking Hogwarts letter when I was 11...
One wish must be to change something about yourself - Hmmm, honestly? I wish I was more daring in my personal life, more outgoing, more brave.
One wish must be to change something about your partner / loved one - Well, since they are non-existent at the moment, I have nothing to complain about besides the fact that I AM single :P
1. Medication is provided to all and you don't need to refill for 6months.
2. I love myself how I am. Hitler broke the mold when he made me.
3. Nothing comes to mind.
1. Everyone gets to wake up feeling refreshed and eager to start their day regardless of how early it is or the stresses they may be facing.
2. Time stops except for me. I get to catch up on all the films, books and other media that have been filling my backlog. The flow of time resumes and I can explore and seek out new stories and ideas without feeling like I’m just adding to the pile.
3. They have the ability to feel confident and sexy, even when they are having a bad day.
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
1. Everyone has to settle their differences with light sabres.
2. I become a Jedi Master
3. He has to stop watching Star Wars movies all the time!
End poverty worldwide.
Exercise more and be less critical of others.
I would not change anything about my spouse, she is my soulmate.
1) My mom is happy always
2) My dad is back to life
3) Every species alive on this planet gets enough food/medication
(Im very happy with what Im and where I stand in my life so no wishes for myself)
End poverty.
Be more confident about myself.
Get my husband to give up working.
1. That my president doesn’t keep being an embarrassment
2. That I would be more open to a relationship
3. That my son stops working so hard and starts enjoying life more
