Too Scared to Perv?

6 Jun 2012

I am pretty new to the chat rooms, and I'm just getting to meet a few people.

I have just come across (not literally) thepainter. He thinks people are too scared to perv with him in chat. And I want to know. You have a few options in the poll, and I would love to see what you think.

Love Daisy. flower

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6 Jun 2012

Yes!
Yes, yes yes yes!
If I ever want to perv a bit extra. I do it with the exceptional paintbrush close.

Dusting off my nipples with it and... Don't you all have a paintbrush close when perving the chat rooms?

(Oh, did you mean the über perv? Still same answer)

12 Jun 2012

You gotta watch Painter.....he is a grammar nazi.

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13 Jun 2012

The options on this poll were just too funny!

I've never set foot in a chatroom, for no particularly good reason so I have no idea who the Van Gogh guy is. But I want gingerbread anyway. Maybe there'll be some cheap packs in Home Bargains...hmm...I may head there after work...

13 Jun 2012

I'm pretty new to the chatrooms as well and I've never come across the painter but if he wanted to perve, I'd have no objections.

13 Jun 2012

Duh?

13 Jun 2012

What does perving mean?

13 Jun 2012

I was in there the night we conjured this thread, Shylass once again outdid herself with the options smile

And the painter, well ... he was keen ! smile

This thread was kind of a dare, but yet still Genius!! hahahaha

Well done Shy!!!!! smile

13 Jun 2012

Before I joined Lush, I thought (at least I'd been told a few times) that I was fairly pervy.

After I'd verified/read a coupla dozen story submissions, that preconception flew out my window. By late December 2009, I was (and I remain) convinced that I am one boring vanilla milkshake. An internet chat/perv session in the midst of an acclaimed verbal acrobat such as ThePainter would probably scar me for what few years I have left on this planet.

Some things are just meant to remain unknown. This is one of those things.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

13 Jun 2012

who is the painter, and why is he or she so feared?

13 Jun 2012

Not only am I gingerbread ...

But I know how to use gingerbread ...

And no artistic type is going to put the frighteners on me x

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

13 Jun 2012

I have no interest in perving with a painter.. a roofer maybe.. or a baker.. who makes gingerbread..

13 Jun 2012

Quote by MMonroe
What does perving mean?

...well, that makes at least two of us wondering the same thing.D3Xq545apjkBR0Ah dontknow

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13 Jun 2012

Quote by asleep

...well, that makes at least two of us wondering the same thing.PsnOBl9Qa8EESfdU

The urban dictionary defines perving as

1. The act of being a pervert
2. Akwardly staring at someone knowing that they can see you, and yet you continue.
3. Checking someone out who CLEARLY does not recipricate your interest.

Pervert

A person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior.
What we all are, but are too afraid to admit.
And still unknown because so many of your definitions are fucked up

Now I have no idea who this painter is, but I might perv with them, just to say I did it.

13 Jun 2012

Quote by CumGirl
Not only am I gingerbread ...

But I know how to use gingerbread ...

And no artistic type is going to put the frighteners on me x

Thank you very much, Wolfie22, for giving the definition. sunny

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13 Jun 2012

as i was reading the responses...for some reason this song popped into my head...

is perving same as creeping??

14 Jun 2012

There are different levels of perving.
Some pervs are creeps. I try to not be labeled creep when I perv, it'a hard to do though
Most people see right through it.

14 Jun 2012

I'm not usually the perving type, but....I'd perv with thepainter for sure.. Whistle

14 Jun 2012

thepainter??? I'd much rather have a baker

14 Jun 2012

Quote by Shylass

Dunk me in your milky stuff,
Coat me with your cream.
Thrust my ever smiling face
Somewhere quite obscene.

Ogle me, my arms splayed wide;
Yummy legs, fixed spread,
Just wanton and available
Tasty gingerbread.

Stroke my skin and watch me crumble,
Falling into bliss.
Use me any way you want;
Your Gingerbread Miss.

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

14 Jun 2012

Who is thepainter?

14 Jun 2012

Quote by CumGirl

Dunk me in your milky stuff,
Coat me with your cream.
Thrust my ever smiling face
Somewhere quite obscene.

Ogle me, my arms splayed wide;
Yummy legs, fixed spread,
Just wanton and available
Tasty gingerbread.

Stroke my skin and watch me crumble,
Falling into bliss.
Use me any way you want;
Your Gingerbread Miss.

I. Love. You. love7

Thank you for making me smile my first proper smile aaaaaalllllllll day! Hugs

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15 Jun 2012

Quote by Shylass

Thank you for making me smile my first proper smile aaaaaalllllllll day!

My pleasure x

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

15 Jun 2012

Quote by tashitasha
Who is thepainter?

That would be me haha.
I'm not all that often in the chatrooms but if you've encountered me you'll either be scarred like WMM or completely addicted like Callisto. Regaeman Man

Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.

15 Jun 2012

not really, since good things have happened to me from perving

15 Jun 2012

Quote by thepainter

That would be me haha.
I'm not all that often in the chatrooms but if you've encountered me you'll either be scarred like WMM or completely addicted like Callisto.

Um that was supposed to be a secret Shhh

15 Jun 2012

You should know by now that I suck at keeping secrets... evil4

Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.

15 Jun 2012

Quote by CumGirl

Dunk me in your milky stuff,
Coat me with your cream.
Thrust my ever smiling face
Somewhere quite obscene.

Ogle me, my arms splayed wide;
Yummy legs, fixed spread,
Just wanton and available
Tasty gingerbread.

Stroke my skin and watch me crumble,
Falling into bliss.
Use me any way you want;
Your Gingerbread Miss.

Eating a cookie has never sound so dirty!!!

18 Jun 2012

I'm thinking, not for the first time in a forum, that Cumgirl ROCKS! =d>

I too, used to think I could hold my own in any kind of discussion... until I came here... and was totally humbled. Embarassed

But I'd like to try to perv with ThePainter... just to see if I could keep up with the verbal fencing... Sword Fight

18 Jun 2012

I'm thinking, not for the first time in a forum, that Cumgirl ROCKS! =d>

I too, used to think I could hold my own in any kind of discussion... until I came here... and was totally humbled. Embarassed

But I'd like to try to perv with ThePainter... just to see if I could keep up with the verbal fencing... Sword Fight

Would You Perv with thepainter In Chat?

Are you sure?