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Too Scared to Perv?

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Would You Perv with thepainter In Chat?

25 votes remaining
Yes, I loooove to perv with him! (2 votes) 8%
No, he is too pervily brilliant for me! (1 vote) 4%
Who? (2 votes) 8%
What's a perv? (2 votes) 8%
I perv alone. (1 vote) 4%
I perv in a group. (2 votes) 8%
I want gingerbread. (7 votes) 28%
I am gingerbread. (5 votes) 20%
WTF? (18 votes) 72%
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
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I am pretty new to the chat rooms, and I'm just getting to meet a few people.

I have just come across (not literally) thepainter. He thinks people are too scared to perv with him in chat. And I want to know. You have a few options in the poll, and I would love to see what you think.

Love Daisy.
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Catnip
Internet Sensation
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Yes!
Yes, yes yes yes!
If I ever want to perv a bit extra. I do it with the exceptional paintbrush close.

Dusting off my nipples with it and... Don't you all have a paintbrush close when perving the chat rooms?

(Oh, did you mean the über perv? Still same answer)
Pixie
Flutterby Pharie
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You gotta watch Painter.....he is a grammar nazi.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Guest
Lurker
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The options on this poll were just too funny!

I've never set foot in a chatroom, for no particularly good reason so I have no idea who the Van Gogh guy is. But I want gingerbread anyway. Maybe there'll be some cheap packs in Home Bargains...hmm...I may head there after work...
Guest
Lurker
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I'm pretty new to the chatrooms as well and I've never come across the painter but if he wanted to perve, I'd have no objections.
Guest
Lurker
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What does perving mean?
crazydiamond
Clever Gem
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I was in there the night we conjured this thread, Shylass once again outdid herself with the options smile
And the painter, well ... he was keen ! :)

This thread was kind of a dare, but yet still Genius!! hahahaha

Well done Shy!!!!! :)
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
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Before I joined Lush, I thought (at least I'd been told a few times) that I was fairly pervy.

After I'd verified/read a coupla dozen story submissions, that preconception flew out my window. By late December 2009, I was (and I remain) convinced that I am one boring vanilla milkshake. An internet chat/perv session in the midst of an acclaimed verbal acrobat such as ThePainter would probably scar me for what few years I have left on this planet.

Some things are just meant to remain unknown. This is one of those things.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Guest
Lurker
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who is the painter, and why is he or she so feared?
CumGirl
Attention Whore
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Not only am I gingerbread ...

But I know how to use gingerbread ...

And no artistic type is going to put the frighteners on me x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

Warlock
Active Ink Slinger
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I have no interest in perving with a painter.. a roofer maybe.. or a baker.. who makes gingerbread..
Wolfie22
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Quote by asleep


...well, that makes at least two of us wondering the same thing.5U4wF5Mfkuh5KWYD

The urban dictionary defines perving as


1. The act of being a pervert
2. Akwardly staring at someone knowing that they can see you, and yet you continue.
3. Checking someone out who CLEARLY does not recipricate your interest.

Pervert

A person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior.
What we all are, but are too afraid to admit.
And still unknown because so many of your definitions are fucked up

Now I have no idea who this painter is, but I might perv with them, just to say I did it.
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
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Quote by CumGirl
Not only am I gingerbread ...

But I know how to use gingerbread ...

And no artistic type is going to put the frighteners on me x






Thank you very much, Wolfie22, for giving the definition.
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Guest
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as i was reading the responses...for some reason this song popped into my head...





is perving same as creeping??
Catnip
Internet Sensation
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There are different levels of perving.
Some pervs are creeps. I try to not be labeled creep when I perv, it'a hard to do though
Most people see right through it.
Callisto
Rocker of the cocker
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I'm not usually the perving type, but....I'd perv with thepainter for sure..
Ravyn
Cock Connoisseur
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thepainter??? I'd much rather have a baker
CumGirl
Attention Whore
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Quote by Shylass






Dunk me in your milky stuff,
Coat me with your cream.
Thrust my ever smiling face
Somewhere quite obscene.

Ogle me, my arms splayed wide;
Yummy legs, fixed spread,
Just wanton and available
Tasty gingerbread.

Stroke my skin and watch me crumble,
Falling into bliss.
Use me any way you want;
Your Gingerbread Miss.
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

Guest
Lurker
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Who is thepainter?
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
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Quote by CumGirl


Dunk me in your milky stuff,
Coat me with your cream.
Thrust my ever smiling face
Somewhere quite obscene.

Ogle me, my arms splayed wide;
Yummy legs, fixed spread,
Just wanton and available
Tasty gingerbread.

Stroke my skin and watch me crumble,
Falling into bliss.
Use me any way you want;
Your Gingerbread Miss.


I. Love. You.

Thank you for making me smile my first proper smile aaaaaalllllllll day!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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CumGirl
Attention Whore
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Quote by Shylass



Thank you for making me smile my first proper smile aaaaaalllllllll day!


My pleasure x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

thepainter
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Quote by tashitasha
Who is thepainter?


That would be me haha.
I'm not all that often in the chatrooms but if you've encountered me you'll either be scarred like WMM or completely addicted like Callisto.
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
Tank134
Active Ink Slinger
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not really, since good things have happened to me from perving
Callisto
Rocker of the cocker
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Quote by thepainter


That would be me haha.
I'm not all that often in the chatrooms but if you've encountered me you'll either be scarred like WMM or completely addicted like Callisto.


Um that was supposed to be a secret
thepainter
Active Ink Slinger
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You should know by now that I suck at keeping secrets...
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
latinfoxy
Active Ink Slinger
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Quote by CumGirl


Dunk me in your milky stuff,
Coat me with your cream.
Thrust my ever smiling face
Somewhere quite obscene.

Ogle me, my arms splayed wide;
Yummy legs, fixed spread,
Just wanton and available
Tasty gingerbread.

Stroke my skin and watch me crumble,
Falling into bliss.
Use me any way you want;
Your Gingerbread Miss.


Eating a cookie has never sound so dirty!!!
T_Elle
Active Ink Slinger
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I'm thinking, not for the first time in a forum, that Cumgirl ROCKS! =d>

I too, used to think I could hold my own in any kind of discussion... until I came here... and was totally humbled.

But I'd like to try to perv with ThePainter... just to see if I could keep up with the verbal fencing...
T_Elle
Active Ink Slinger
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I'm thinking, not for the first time in a forum, that Cumgirl ROCKS! =d>

I too, used to think I could hold my own in any kind of discussion... until I came here... and was totally humbled.

But I'd like to try to perv with ThePainter... just to see if I could keep up with the verbal fencing...