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Would you be a porn star?

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If you were offered the opportunity.

No, my dick is camera shy.
No, my wife won't let me.
Hell yeah! Gimme dat pussy!
Hell yeah! Gimme dat cock!
No, I can't get it up.
Fuck no! I've only got 3 inches.
Will someone make me a sammich afterwards?
Hell no! I couldn't pay them enough!
Fuck off.
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Emerson501
Sultan of Smut
I'm in it for the sammich
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browncoffee
Coco Pop
Quote by Emerson501
I'm in it for the sammich


what a ho.
Buz
The Linebacker
I am a pornstar!!!
Unknown User
I went with "my dick is shy" (well, all of me is, really) but "my wife won't let me" would factor in as well. Without that second factor, though, maybe I'd give it a try.tZfug34v8TCQqoAz

(Oh yeah, someone would actually have to want to see me having sex, which might be an issue as well )
Imabadboi66
Active Ink Slinger
I would love to do amateur gay porn.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
i'm a prawn star - i star in nature docs. does that count?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by trinket


No it doesn't.

You're so shellfish sometimes.



I sea what you did there.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by trinket


You're floundering...



sorry - i was a bit octopied at the time...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Emerson501
Sultan of Smut
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I do play chess.


Is that kinda like saying Netflix and chill or something?
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browncoffee
Coco Pop
Quote by Emerson501


Is that kinda like saying Netflix and chill or something?


nah. like a pawn? So pawn/porn...
laura
Mana wahine
My dick is very camera shy and will not let himself be seen, but then again, I don't let him out for just anybody!
69Kisses96
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Lauradj
My dick is very camera shy and will not let himself be seen, but then again, I don't let him out for just anybody!


Now I am wondering about that shower invitation. Hmmm.
Guest
Lurker
At this point I wouldn't want to do it. But if the opportunity had arose before right after high school I may have done it
latecomer91364
Active Ink Slinger
As a shameless exhibitionist, abso-fucking-lutely! Any 'standard' genre (not pissing or anything I view as 'weird').
PhilU
Forum Kan-Guru
Hmm, so torn on what to answer here. My dick isn't camera shy - it would be saying, "Gimme dat pussy!" Which is part of the reason why I don't let it at the keyboard any more. It's the big head that wonders whether it would be a good idea to have material out there that family, friends, work colleagues etc might see. Not to mention all the women who might be...umm, intimidated

Oh, and what's on the sandwich anyway?
trinket
Convict
Quote by PhilU
Hmm, so torn on what to answer here. My dick isn't camera shy - it would be saying, "Gimme dat pussy!" Which is part of the reason why I don't let it at the keyboard any more. It's the big head that wonders whether it would be a good idea to have material out there that family, friends, work colleagues etc might see. Not to mention all the women who might be...umm, intimidated

Oh, and what's on the sandwich anyway?


Whatever you decide to put on it.
hopp3r
Active Ink Slinger
It would have to be just the right opportunity but the prospect sounds fun. I'd need some convincing but I'm open to the idea.

Still, I'd probably end up being too nervous or over-eager to make a worth-while performer. Those professionals are studs.

I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Sammich for me too please. Bacon with HP brown sauce. Thanks.