Why do you name it?

19 Jul 2012

Guys, why do you name your dicks? Not all of you but I have met some that have their pet names. Why? I must understand!

19 Jul 2012

me too!!! me too!!! lmao...why & why would u call it big burrito??whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????love this....pmsl!!!

19 Jul 2012

I didn't name mine. An old gf did, but the name stuck. If I had named it, it would be something like "The Incredible Heat Seeking Moisture Missile". ;)

Actually that's from an old Robin Williams stand-up comedy tape, as is Mr. Happy. Really, I would call it Trouble or Traitor, because it has failed me or gotten me in trouble on occasion.

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19 Jul 2012

lmao...that is cool...having it named...cool..got to love 1ball marla!!!he is awesome!

19 Jul 2012

I had a guy who named it The Love Muscle. I swear I could hardly touch it or suck it because I'd be cracking up the whole time.

19 Jul 2012

lmao sounds like the love machine..bow chicka wow wow!!!

19 Jul 2012

This is a funny post. I myself do not name it. Maybe that is a younger generational thing. Its just my cock. The only other name it gets is when I call it my hard cock.

20 Jul 2012

Haven't named mine either lol

20 Jul 2012

Because its there. Right now...I'm "Old Useless"

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20 Jul 2012

The name of mine came about during a party with friends. No particular rhyme or reason to it, just friends having a laugh.

To be honest, I had forgotten all about that until now. I would never bring it up in with a sexual partner.

And no, you don't get to know what it is.

20 Jul 2012

Quote by clum
The name of mine came about during a party with friends. No particular rhyme or reason to it, just friends having a laugh.

To be honest, I had forgotten all about that until now. I would never bring it up in with a sexual partner.

And no, you don't get to know what it is.

What a tease!

20 Jul 2012

I've never named mine. Never had a reason to do so. I've never had a girlfriend name it either. It's just there and it is what it is!

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20 Jul 2012

Once upon a time my b/f who later became known as my ex husband, used this sentence during making love to me.

"And now Mr Stiffy would like to visit Miss Squidgy".

It stopped me dead, I lost my rhythm and the moment was gone.

He never used the sentence again.

20 Jul 2012

Quote by cupid69
Once upon a time my b/f who later became known as my ex husband, used this sentence during making love to me.

"And now Mr Stiffy would like to visit Miss Squidgy".

It stopped me dead, I lost my rhythm and the moment was gone.

He never used the sentence again.

Wow I would have been laughing to much to continue. I've had a few guys name there's. Never really understood it. The most ironic one was big man when he was a small man if ya know what I mean.

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