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Why do guys jack off?

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Quote by drbulldog
For the same reasons men climb mountians. Cause its there.

Nope. I climb mountains AND jack off. Not for the same reasons. smile
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I enjoy it. I don't have to get off every time. I like how it feels and I like the feel of a hard dick in my hand.
The real question is... If I use both hands is it a threesome?
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Because it's there~!!!! mmmmmmm damn I wanna do it now!
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Because we can, it feels good, adds a feel of satisfaction to the day - quite often more than once ;-)
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Because it feels good! Also because us guys produce 200 million spermatozoa a day and we have to use them with the ladies, or masterbate fantasizing about the ladies or else they come out during the night while we are dreaming of the ladies.
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"Show me a guy that says he doesn't and I'll show you a liar" also we give ourselves the best handjob. along with all other answers. It truly is an endless list.
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Because I really really like it. I like seeing others do it as well. It turns me on so much.
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I would assume for the same reason women do.

They have needs, and there isn't always someone around to relieve them.

Yes, pretty much that.
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Quote by kornslayer1

Yes, pretty much that.


Ah, yes, "milking the rocket" as I have heard it referred to, seems to be a means to an end for men, whether that end is gratification, validation of their masculinity, or both. But for women, masturbation is a way to learn how your body feels pleasure and how to receive that pleasure.

There is a subtle difference.
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Ah, yes, "milking the rocket" as I have heard it referred to, seems to be a means to an end for men, whether that end is gratification, validation of their masculinity, or both. But for women, masturbation is a way to learn how your body feels pleasure and how to receive that pleasure.

There is a subtle difference.


Oh I don't think women have cornered the market on masturbation ;)
Feel free to ask for a demonstration ;)
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Quote by rodman2005
Because it's there~!!!! mmmmmmm damn I wanna do it now!

Do you need a hand?
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Quote by 123gayman29
Because I really really like it. I like seeing others do it as well. It turns me on so much.


So agree! Watching another (or multiple others) jerk off is soooo sexy!
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Ah, yes, "milking the rocket" as I have heard it referred to, seems to be a means to an end for men, whether that end is gratification, validation of their masculinity, or both. But for women, masturbation is a way to learn how your body feels pleasure and how to receive that pleasure.

There is a subtle difference.


I'm sorry, but I have to take exception to this. It's easy to take the 'men are brutes' approach, but it's a complete myth in regards to this subject. While it's true that males really do seem to need orgasm has a means of calming a persistent erection, it's fallacious to think we haven't spent our entire adult lives and a tremendous amount of energy into honing our skill into an art of its own.

Believe me, I have a definite ritual that has been refined to the point of playing my erogenous zones like a stradivarius. I've spent hours in a single session of self pleasuring that ended in climaxes that were incredibly mind blowing. My masturbation isn't meant to be a five minute wank.

No, the idea that we haven't spent the time to use every sense and every impulse in order to make it last and to squeeze every neuron in our minds to enhance the feeling ignore who we are. We are men. Orgasm is our prime objective and the more intense and mind blowing the last one was, the more we desire to exceed that in the next.

You have seriously underestimated just how central masturbation is to our sexuality.
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Well, you don't want them to explode, do you? They've gotta get rid of it somehow. I heard that if guys don't spank the monkey from time to time, they can get to a point where it would be inadvisable to sneeze.

Milik: "Are you high?"

Me: "Not right now."
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I'm sorry, but I have to take exception to this. It's easy to take the 'men are brutes' approach, but it's a complete myth in regards to this subject. While it's true that males really do seem to need orgasm has a means of calming a persistent erection, it's fallacious to think we haven't spent our entire adult lives and a tremendous amount of energy into honing our skill into an art of its own.

Believe me, I have a definite ritual that has been refined to the point of playing my erogenous zones like a stradivarius. I've spent hours in a single session of self pleasuring that ended in climaxes that were incredibly mind blowing. My masturbation isn't meant to be a five minute wank.

No, the idea that we haven't spent the time to use every sense and every impulse in order to make it last and to squeeze every neuron in our minds to enhance the feeling ignore who we are. We are men. Orgasm is our prime objective and the more intense and mind blowing the last one was, the more we desire to exceed that in the next.

You have seriously underestimated just how central masturbation is to our sexuality.


An astute reply. I like your style.

I'm afraid my experience of male masturbation is frightfully limited. Unfortunately, online porn is my only reference. I must therefore apologise to those gentlemen who take the more sensual approach to masturbation.

Your reply was hugely informative, well received, a pleasure to read and, I must say, rather arousing.

I shall now retire to my boudoir and diddle myself.
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An astute reply. I like your style.

I'm afraid my experience of male masturbation is frightfully limited. Unfortunately, online porn is my only reference. I must therefore apologise to those gentlemen whom take the more sensual approach to masturbation.

Your reply was hugely informative, well received, a pleasure to read and, I must say, rather arousing.

I shall retire to my boudoir and diddle myself.

If you think his reply was good, you should try his stories. They'll keep you in your boudoir for a week, lol.
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Easier than using bar bells!

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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I was seriously blown away by the question. Glad to see I'm not the only one. Also glad to see a number of the women are confused by it as well.

Milik....well stated!
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A practiced studied art is a refined tool. In other words... practice makes perfect!
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Quote by DanielleX
Is there some deeper meaning to this question?

Deep and meaningful? In Ask The Guys? Nah!! This is as deep as we get, lol.
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Quote by Liz
Well, you don't want them to explode, do you? They've gotta get rid of it somehow. I heard that if guys don't spank the monkey from time to time, they can get to a point where it would be inadvisable to sneeze.

Milik: "Are you high?"

Me: "Not right now."


Me: You aren't helping!

Liz: that's why they call it masturbation, dear.
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If you think his reply was good, you should try his stories. They'll keep you in your boudoir for a week, lol.


Thank you!
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An astute reply. I like your style.

I'm afraid my experience of male masturbation is frightfully limited. Unfortunately, online porn is my only reference. I must therefore apologise to those gentlemen who take the more sensual approach to masturbation.

Your reply was hugely informative, well received, a pleasure to read and, I must say, rather arousing.

I shall now retire to my boudoir and diddle myself.


Thank you. If you would like to read an honest and detailed example. I offer this
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/a-private-pleasure.aspx

Yes, that's a shameless plug. Fortunately, I have no shame
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Same reason a dog licks itself.
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to relieve built up pressure...
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to release the pressure
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?


I would hope not.

Why do you ask?
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Feels good and the orgasm is very stimulating. Prefer a lady do it, but when not available, I take care of it for myself.