Quote by Cupcakemountain
Why do guys jack off?
Why do guys take a shit?
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Why do guys take a shit?
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Why do guys jack off?
Why do guys take a shit?
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For the same reasons men climb mountians. Cause its there. 
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omg ... to relieve stress .. to have that great moment of physical pleasure whilst thinking of someone one would wish to have real sex with .. to use up a box of tissues that are close to the Use By Date ...
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I don't want to pay for a shakeweight. 
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to shoot my muck!
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To scratch an itch.
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it feels good
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Quote by matt55
After reading all of the responses, which would be my response as well, I would like it if cupcakemountain came in and explained a little further. It seems like we are missing something here.
Yes I'm more interested in asking the above question than answering the thread question - especially the bit ''I just don't get it''.
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Because sex may be good but it just isn't the real thing.
(Thank you Adam Carolla.)
(Thank you Adam Carolla.)
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Target practice, i like to line up bottles and try to knock them over with my shots.3ZnDopXvNUebMGSQ
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Anyone notice the opening poster is never seen in this topic again?
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it feels so good and makes up for the lack of sex that I get from home from my wife.
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
Of Sexual Arousal
Jack rubbed and rubbed
Shot his cum
And Jill kept
Cumming after
Went up the hill
Of Sexual Arousal
Jack rubbed and rubbed
Shot his cum
And Jill kept
Cumming after
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Edited : Content judged inappropriate.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
I never masturbated. Not even once. Nor will I ever. That is gross. And unethical. And lame.
Dude, you've been a riot with your answers, questions and statements ever since you started making yourself known. Please, stick around and spill more funny remarks (but watch where you post cartoons like the one above - we've another thread for that action).
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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roflmao.......seriously
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Glad this made you laugh... I'm still not sure what's permitted to post and where.
I guess this is inappropriate for Ask the Gals, right?
At the very worst, people will share a good laugh until a moderator removes it.
Sorry if that offended anybody.
I guess this is inappropriate for Ask the Gals, right?
At the very worst, people will share a good laugh until a moderator removes it.
Sorry if that offended anybody.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Glad this made you laugh... I'm still not sure what's permitted to post and where.
I guess this is inappropriate for Ask the Gals, right?
At the very worst, people will share a good laugh until a moderator removes it.
Sorry if that offended anybody.
I wasn't laughing at the cartoon, Mr. Prodigy. It belongs in the Hardcore section of the forum. Read up on some site rules and you'll figure what is allowed to be posted where.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I wasn't laughing at the cartoon, Mr. Prodigy. It belongs in the Hardcore section of the forum. Read up on some site rules and you'll figure what is allowed to be posted where.
Sorry for the misunderstanding. It's been edited and removed.
I've honestly read all the terms and conditions, even before joining LushStories, and I'm still confused about some of its content. I'll read it thoroughly again, for sure.
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Same reason why girls finger themselves, to reach orgasms.
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Speaking for myself, I have needs and feelings not being fulfilled by a female body so things have to be taken into my own hands so to speak. Beyond that it feels incredible especially when listening to an author read.
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Quote by Cupcakemountain
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!
Really...this is a question? Ah...the answer is the same as why a dog licks his balls...because he can! It's not a coincidence my arms and hands are the perfect length....
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Well the list could have lots of reasons, but personally I'm still young enough to enjoy sex and sometimes there isn't anyone around to help. So I take matters into my own hands.
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Quote by Cupcakemountain
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!
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Quote by Echelon91this is the best answer yet!
stress relief, headache cure, boredom, horny, feels good, saw my neighbors side boob and just had to. the list is endless!
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if i don,t... my eyes start to bulge and i,m afraid one day they will fall out... hehe
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There is only so much a man's balls can stand.
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Because they can lol
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Cuz Blue Balls Suck!!
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Quote by Cupcakemountain
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!
I think it was Woody Allen who already answered your question when he said, "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."