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Where do you cum after masturbation?
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Constant Gardener
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Clumeleon
[It's very difficult not to make a "your mum" joke here.]
Usually my torso. It depends.
Usually my torso. It depends.
Constant Gardener
Quote by armpitloverQuote by LittleMissBitchpls baby come to me and stick it into my mouth
i usually run to the kitchen to cum after i masturbate but sometimes i dont make it.
Get on this pronto, LMB. LMFAO
Love the name, ArmpitLover. And your photos are priceless. I bet you're a real catch.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Quote by armpitloverQuote by LittleMissBitchpls baby come to me and stick it into my mouth
i usually run to the kitchen to cum after i masturbate but sometimes i dont make it.
oh hello. let me introduce myself. i am LittleMissBitch and while i can be a very nice person it is also totally within my capabilities to rip off your head and shit down your neck. if my PM to you didnt make it clear that i dont play that way i hope this does. if you like, you can even consider this fair warning.
thank you. that is all.
edit: ugh that was super bitchy, im sorry. what i SHOULD have said is "im sorry sir, even though your comment is appropriate for lush, i find it odious and if you could refrain from such comments in the future i would most appreciate it." whew! i feel better
ohhh you really are a girl! im sorry, i totally thought you were a guy! oops! i have something of a hangover today
Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by armpitloverQuote by LittleMissBitchpls baby come to me and stick it into my mouth
i usually run to the kitchen to cum after i masturbate but sometimes i dont make it.
Get on this pronto, LMB. LMFAO
Love the name, ArmpitLover. And your photos are priceless. I bet you're a real catch.
i think we got it all cleared up now WMM
Clumeleon
Quote by LittleMissBitchQuote by armpitloverQuote by LittleMissBitchpls baby come to me and stick it into my mouth
i usually run to the kitchen to cum after i masturbate but sometimes i dont make it.
oh hello. let me introduce myself. i am LittleMissBitch and while i can be a very nice person it is also totally within my capabilities to rip off your head and shit down your neck. if my PM to you didnt make it clear that i dont play that way i hope this does. if you like, you can even consider this fair warning.
thank you. that is all.
LMB, you're my favourite!
Active Ink Slinger
usually on the screen of my laptop on whatever picture im looking at. or on my chest if im playing on cam for someone!
Active Ink Slinger
I rub it on my cock and go for another one 
Constant Gardener
Shower stall seems to work pretty good most of the time. I don't dig on cleaning up cum stains from rugs, carpets, hardwood flooring...
Or forgetting to, and having my friends or parents comment on the dry splooge.
"What the fuck is all that crap, you slob?"
Who knows what they are thinking it was....I just try to avoid those conversations.
Or forgetting to, and having my friends or parents comment on the dry splooge.
"What the fuck is all that crap, you slob?"
Who knows what they are thinking it was....I just try to avoid those conversations.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Quote by LittleMissBitch
oh hello. let me introduce myself. i am LittleMissBitch and while i can be a very nice person it is also totally within my capabilities to rip off your head and shit down your neck. if my PM to you didnt make it clear that i dont play that way i hope this does. if you like, you can even consider this fair warning.
thank you. that is all.
who can dare to come closer to you. I can't
I masturbate pretty frequently. When I have time, I lay in bed and masturbate to lush stories or my own thoughts, and cum on my chest and stomach. When I don't have nearly that kind of time, I'll masturbate in the shower when I am particularly aroused. If I find myself ready to burst in the middle of the day, the toilet works just as well.
Wise Ass
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Never underestimate the shower - does it for me frequently ...although my keyboard once "got it"....fucking space-bar kept sticking after that - AND YES!!!! ...you know who you are ...
Sorry Conny, I thought you were a woman!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Most of the time its downthe shower drain. But sometomes ots on a towel laying pn my chest. Less clean up.
Quote by DudealiciousQuote by Conny-sure
Never underestimate the shower - does it for me frequently ...although my keyboard once "got it"
Sorry Conny, I thought you were a woman!
Fuck-you-in-the-ass-booooooooy!!!! - HAHAHAHA ....yeah, I'm sure you thought that Dude!!
Active Ink Slinger
Depends where I am, when I'm outside I let it go, nice to see how much I cum and how it cums out
Active Ink Slinger
Usually i eat my own cum YUM YUM
Active Ink Slinger
Onto a towel on the floor (Away from keyboards etc)
Active Ink Slinger
usually in a paper towel,unless im having phone sex ,then i cum either in the toilet or on my chest,sum usually hits my chin tho