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I like to make a mess, the bigger the better. Shoot it up my stomach, to my chest, a few times to my face. the rest runs down my balls, so its best to put a towel down before i sit at the computer.
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A couple of tissues that I grabbed ahead of time. I keep the box handy because a lot of times I need extras ... especially when I have an unsuspecting audience
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How do you handle the mess?


Towels. Tissues are a waste. I'm not worried about whatever trace amount of whatever is left in laundry after the wash.
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Depends if it's planned or the mood strikes at an awkward time.... I have tissues by the bed and if it's somewhere else, the clothing that will be in laundry after...
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For me if I am indoors I either masterbate directly into a toilet or into toilet tissue . If outdoors I just cum where ever I am and leave it .
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If I can, I prefer to cum in the shower. You can continue to pleasure yourself through an orgasm, and not have to worry about preparing to catch your "juices" as they shoot out, with a tissue. Otherwise, a tissue. lol
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Usually tissues, or sometimes paper towels. Since I typically get off while sitting at the computer, I have to be sure I don't splatter on the chair!
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Almost always a tissue unless I haven't got one in time. In that case it's all over the belly!
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I prefer to just make the mess and worry about cleanup later. That being said it usually ends up on my belly, leg or in my hand.
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Usually I cum into my hands and then go and wash my hands and cock thoroughly in the basin.

The trouble occurs when I have a wet dream and cum in my pants. I've experience multiple occasions where I've cummed in my dream and tried to take it in my hand, only to wake up and find that my precautionary measure of taking my cock into my hands took place in the dream too. The cum is splattered onto the inside of my pants in the middle of the night sad
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If it's a quicky in the toilet I fold up a length of toilet tissue and then try not to miss it! If I've got the time and space to really get into it, I like to cum up my stomach, chest and sometimes as far as my face. I love the warm splash and the naughtiness of it. Post-orgasm I usually use the shirt I previously had on to mop up most of the mess, but spread it around a bit so that some of it dries on my skin until I next shower. I find it very sexy wearing my own cum for a day.
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Tissue, dirty underwear, dirty sheets, and drain. That's about it.
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How do you handle the mess?

Use socks? Tissues? Like to make a mess and fuss with cleanup later? Curiosity kills.

I just shoot it on my stomach & then take a shower.4pziutiUNWhmjSey
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usually i cum on myself and then have a shower.

sometimes paper towels
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I usually come in my underwear..and go to sleep....let it dry during that time. When I get up I usually take a bath or carry on with my day...simple.
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The thing is, the more a product is potent at killing germs and bacteria, the more it can be damageable to your clothes. Chlorine bleach (ie. Chlorox) really isn't recommended to use for a lot of clothes (eg. colored clothes, wool, silk, synthetic fabrics, etc.). I personally only use it when it's really necessary.

And what's so problematic about keeping a box of tissues around anyway?

Aside from all the sanitary concerns expressed in my previous post, it's actually a lot more convenient.

Do you not even care a tiny bit about the poor can collector's who raid your trash.... how nasty it must be to rip open your over stuffed trash bag... to an explosion of 50 or so Kleenex that accumulated in your bedside stash before you empty it once a week???? The stench of a week worth of cum soaked foul materials?
So you didn't think or didn't care....

Sad to say, some pay extra for that.
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hmmm last time I masturbated... it kind of went everywhere, on the wall, couch, floor, my hair chest... and of course abs, cock and balls.

I kind of had to get the cleaner for the wall, leather cleaner for the couch, cleaner for the floor, then have a shower.

It was very nice though ;)
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I try to keep it on me. Then I can use a wet wash cloth or take a shower.
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My woman’s panties.
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all over where i am laying on my bed naked
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The mess is the worst part of being a guy. I'm super jealous of girls because they can get themselves off more discretely. A cum stained sock or underwear needs to be dealt with. Women can masturbate in the car, in a public place, etc, without the need to clean up. They can also use toys that stimulate the clitoris or hand-free vibes virtually anywhere. Not so with dudes.
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I am a lick your fingers guy. But when I feel the need to toss off in public, I sometimes use a rubber if I have to make it a quicky… It saves me the embarrassment of getting caught with sticky fingers...Plus I can always toss the used rubber some place provocative...
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If I can, I prefer to cum in the shower so there is no clean up. But I often masturbate seated at my computer. In that case I usually use the boxers that I was wearing that day to catch any mess. Nothing fancy.
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Sometimes socks other times i just let it go in my underwear
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I have my special cloth to put under me.
Sometimes I squirt a lot...smile
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Have to admit I love making a mess and then 'clean up' the cum afterwards however possible, then shower.
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I just play with my butt hole and squirt loads. I need to be careful after I use the toilet
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Great question. I clean up with a towel.