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Almost always have a tissue handy. However if not, it's onto the belly!
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Usually just make a run for the bathroom and shoot it in the toilet, when there is a lot of pre involved sometimes I have to clean the keyboard and mouse.
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If I'm by myself I keep a box of tissues handy.
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Tissues or if a newspaper has a hot chick on that page.
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Usually, I am sitting at my computer, so I just cum in my hand, and swallow it. Other times, I will cum on my belly, and then use a spoon to eat it. If outside, I will just shoot wherever I want. I have several cumstains on the fence in my yard.
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Tissue or some boxers that need to be washed.
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If standing up, in the palm of my non-stroking hand. But I usually like to do it lying down on couch or bed so I can catch it on my stomach and/or in my hand. I like to eat it amd lick it off my hand...it tastes so good. Like some others I don't do the "shower stroke" though I have tried it before...just don't f
get the pleasure I do with my preferred way.
A determined person with perseverance can overcome many obstacles. They can, many times, perform better than those who are more intelligent, stronger and with better finances by determination and perseverance
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Me too. Tastes fine to me and if I expect a woman (or another man) to suck me off and swallow my cum what makes me so special?! I find the texture and taste very tasty and erotic and somehow more thrilling since it seems to be a "supposedly" perverted act.



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Quote by Willy6941
Usually I catch my cum in my free hand and then swallow it. Why waste a good cum treat?
A determined person with perseverance can overcome many obstacles. They can, many times, perform better than those who are more intelligent, stronger and with better finances by determination and perseverance
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I either cum in my boxers and then change them or in the shower so there is no mess
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I like to use my other fist to catch it and then use it for lube for a second round. Shower takes it all away later.
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A bucket...haha normally cum in a towel
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Usually in tissues, three or four thick.
Sometimes in a sock that I'm planning to throw away.
Sometimes in the shower or down the loo.
Sometimes on my tummy or squeezed between my thighs.
Occasionally in a condom - I love the feel of the tight latex around my tip.
And sometimes I'm just so horny I cum in my pants and clean up the mess as soon as possible!
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Shower, clothes for wash, steering wheel and dash if I'm in my car and I shoot it, tissues, stomach, use it for number 2's lube, I'm a jack off all trades
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I use my wifes black lacy panties, usually the crotch of the panties
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I use my wifes black lacy panties, usually the crotch of the panties


I also like to use my wife's panties.
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When masturbating, because I tend to blast pretty far, my cum sometimes shoots in unexpected places.

There is not often chance of aiming, for me. If I am in the bathroom, I spray it all over the mirror. Sitting I blast around the room. Sitting back I coat myself in various places from my chest shoulders face, above my head on the walls etc.

It's usually a huge clean up task, so I like to be alone.

I've done the shower. It can be fun sometimes. I like to watch myself shoot, though.
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i usually just let it fly over me then clean it up in the toilet after
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I usually do it in the shower or into a toilet. But if I don't do it there I cum on my stomach and clean it up later.
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I always use an item of clothing thats already in the wash bin .. no damn point using something clean just more to wash!! Jeez common sense to me.
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Top 10 dumbest question ever.
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Quote by Ajax
Top 10 dumbest question ever.


top 10 dumbest lush member ever.

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Quote by Ajax
Top 10 dumbest question ever.


It's not that dumb... some guys use different things. Like how some of your meth head buddies use your head. Remember when you posted that hilarious picture of your meth face and jizzlocks? Talk about that to answer her question.
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I don't ejaculate, so I'm kind of an anywhere, any time kind of guy
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I have a dart board on the wall and shoot for that. Ok, not really.
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Sometimes in the cup of one hand when I am watching porn. After which I only need to clean my hands. But if I have a wet dream of course, my boxer takes the load. It's almost a little liberating to cum without having to worry about not splattering it or cleaning up, neither of which you can do when you're dreaming.
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How do you handle the mess?

Use socks? Tissues? Like to make a mess and fuss with cleanup later? Curiosity kills.

I have a cum hand towel by the computer. Sometimes I cum on the crotch of my wife's panties. hen she wears them to work.
The romantic bi guy.

Stay horny my friend.
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All depends on what im doing and where i am at... The shower is the most common place and the kids are sent down the drain...Or it may be on my stomach, on a dirty tshirt or a tissue... Just depends on the moment and what is around at the time ;)
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Usually a paper towel grabbed ahead of time, but sometimes it's nice to shoot a load on myself. The other day after getting out of the shower I saw my wife lying on the bed watching a movie. I laid down next to her naked and then started to jerk off. She looked over and asked why I was doing it and I replied, "duh because it feels good".

She asked if she needed to worry when I was going to blow my load. I had a great orgasm shooting all over my stomach and chest. I hopped back in the shower and got out finding my wife watching some porn and masturbating. Had a great fuck session since I had just cum I was able to hold out longer than usual.