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ZigDust
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I'm one of the "t-shirt or boxer briefs that are headed to the laundry" types. Occasionally, when I jerk just just after coming home from the gym, I'll wash it off in the shower afterwards. I haven't jerked while IN the shower for a few decades.
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I'm one of the "t-shirt or boxer briefs that are headed to the laundry" types. Occasionally, when I jerk just just after coming home from the gym, I'll wash it off in the shower afterwards. I haven't jerked while IN the shower for a few decades.


It's interesting to me how many guys don't get off in the shower. Why not? Seems ideal to me.
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It's interesting to me how many guys don't get off in the shower. Why not? Seems ideal to me.


I do it in the shower sometimes, but not all the time. Sure, rubbing one out in the shower is ideal as far as cleaning up afterwards, but sometimes that's not what I need. Sometimes I really enjoy taking my time and going slow. Edging myself and building up a bigger pop after bringing myself to the brink a few times. And/or doing it in bed or on the couch or where ever gives me the added benefit of reading a story or watching a video while I play.

I guess I kinda view jerking off in the shower being like a "quickie". I'm horny, need to relieve some tension or stress, so I shoot a load down the drain. Usually when I'm in the shower, I don't have a lot of time because I'm headed to work or maybe I need to go start supper or do homework with the kids.



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It's interesting to me how many guys don't get off in the shower. Why not? Seems ideal to me.




Not so practical if ones is using certain methods of stimulation.
Although this might work for some.
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It's interesting to me how many guys don't get off in the shower. Why not? Seems ideal to me.


I don't like jerking in the shower. Water changes the feel in a way that I don't like. My dick ends up really red and raw afterwards. And I'm not into soap as a lubrication. IF I use some sort of lube, it's oil. But most of the time I don't use any form of lube at all. Also, it is nice to lay back, close my eyes and tap into my imagination, then bask in the self induced glow afterwards, perhaps doze off for a moment or 2. Can't do that in the shower. Aaaannnnd, I can't watch porn or read lush stories while jerking when showering. Again, I don't watch or read every time, but do often enough. On top of all that, I live in SoCal where we are 3 years into what could become a multi-decade drought. To keep the water running while I stroke for 6 or 7 minutes would be hugely wasteful.

I've wanked while driving down the highway more times in the past 25 years than I have in the shower! Had some amazing orgasms that way!
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usually in a hotel bed, on my hand, lick it clean, or on a sock waiting to be washed in my office
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I truly enjoy getting off in the shower the feel of the warm water all around me is great !! Second choice is laying on the bed and letting it go all over my chest and stomach then to the bathroom to clean up..
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Are you disgusted when whomever is blowing you swallows your load? Or do you enjoy it?


Anybody that's been following me just slightly on these forums knows that I'm a huge cum lover: you can read about my fake-cum recipe or my squirting-dildo review yourself to get an idea of how much I enjoy cum.

I absolutely love anything related to cum in a sexual context, between consensual adults. But soaking your clothes with cum and throwing them in the laundry basket on a regular basis is a different thing altogether: in this case it means that just about everybody that will come in contact with your clothes or eat in your dishes will be exposed to your cum. I wouldn't ask my guests to lick my cum off of my plates, and that way, I'm respectful enough not to wipe my cum with my kitchen towels, throw them in the laundry, and then dry my dishes with the very same towels and spread my cum all over them.

What if I spurted cum in my hand and then asked you to shake hands with me? Technically, if I don't have any STD/STI there wouldn't be any health hazard associated to it, but would you do it anyway? Most people would find it rather gross. The exact same phenomenon occurs when you throw cum-soaked clothes in the laundry: people might not realize that they're exposed to your cum because it isn't really 'apparent', but your cum is still all over your clothes. Think about it, when you add a scoop of detergent to your laundry cycle, this detergent will still smell on your clothes after the wash: it's still 'there', it hasn't magically disappeared. The exact same thing happens with cum: cum doesn't smell and it doesn't show, but a significant quantity will still be 'there'.

And here are a few calculations: consider a man that cums an average quantity of cum (5 mL) around 200 times a year. After one year, and considering that he almost always wipes his cum with his clothes, that's 1 liter (5 mL x 200) of cum per year that he'll expose his wardrobe to. Maybe that's just me, but I find it kinda disgusting.


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LOL


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That beautiful knit sweater that grandma knitted for you 10 years ago...


What you think you're wearing:




What you're wearing in reality:

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That beautiful knit sweater that grandma knitted for you 10 years ago...


Well, two and a half of those bottles you got from your granny as well


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Anybody that's been following me just slightly on these forums knows that I'm a huge cum lover



Well, I guess I haven't even slightly been following you then. LOL!

I never dry my dishes with a towel, they air dry. And I don't have any grandma sweaters.

Nice display of stats and images! Well done! Still doesn't bother me though. I think I may be less of a germaphobe than others.
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Well, to be perfectly honest...

When I was much younger I would just use whatever was within reach. Either something disposable or washable, never putting any thought into it. Now I try to have some tissues nearby but sometimes I get caught up in the heat of the moment and forget. In these cases, I use a sock or something similar. Granted, sometimes I'm in the bathroom and can cum in the toilet or down the shower drain but this uncommon since I prefer to be able to relax on my back with I jack off.

A few years ago I grew curious what it was like for a girl to swallow and tried cumming into my own mouth. Upon realizing how enjoyable it could be I changed how I handled clean up. I'll typically cum all over the back of my hand and fingers and just lick it clean if I don't have some tissues nearby.

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Tissues; towels.
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If Im in the shower--no need to worry. Otherwise--tissue/towel or I may lick it off my hand/stomach/chest.
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Well, it really depends. In the shower down the drain. On the couch in the center of the Harpers Bizzar or WestWays magazine. Or occasionally in a coffee cup. But yeah, socks, discarded boxer shorts, or what ever article of clothing is handy and headed to laundry. If I'm really horny sometimes it misses the target and falls on the floor. Gawd I hate that squishy feeling when I walk on it and it squeezes through my toes. I mean wtf.


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I'm trying to maintain a very neutral 'whatever floats your boat' attitude here...


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Toilet roll or if I'm forward thinking then kitchen roll (better absorption!)
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I don't like it in the shower. The hot water makes my cum really thick (almost solid) and sticky. The last drops are always impossible to get of your hands.

I prefer shooting it over my chest. For cleaning up I use paper towels.
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I keep small bottles of olive oil and rolls of paper towels strategically placed around the house. Never know when you might need them.....

Yes, olive oil. It seems to be the best lube for me. Doesn't dry out and stays slick for a long time smile
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I wait until I'm really horny and jerk off in the bathroom sink or shower. When I was younger I'd use napkins or tissue and throw them away.
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No sand blasters?

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As I mentioned earlier...I usually cum under the sheets in my underwear and hence that is where i get off...in my underwear.
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Tissue - or more accurately - three tissues
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Tissues or even toilet roll.
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I find making a mess on myself an integral part of fully enjoying the orgasm. Generally cleanup is swift with a towel, or tissues. If it's been a particularly toe-curling session, then I am sometimes partial to idly playing in the mess and cleaning up orally
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I got off before I got on, one time ago, but I don't remember how I got there.
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Well, it all depends. In the shower down the drain. On the recliner in the center of the Harpers Bizzar or WestWays magazine. Or occasionally in a coffee cup. But yeah, socks, discarded boxer shorts, or what ever article of clothing is handy and headed to laundry. Sometimes when I'm really horny it misses the target and falls on the floor. Gawd I hate that squishy feeling when it squeezes through my toes. I mean wtf.
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I sell it to sperm banks. On weekends when they are closed I set up a roadside stand with a sign 'Sperm And Popcorn For Sale'.


I usually just drop mine in the night deposit slot...and wouldn't jerky be a more natural companion sale item rather than popcorn?
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I use it to impregnate women