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Questions no man wants to hear

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Are you bored and horny?
When are you going to marry me?
I'm always bored and horney ha ha, I have to say cat your hair looks fab today really nice picture
Yeah, good pick, cat. I feel like a slacker for not changing up my av!
I'll say the classic one no man wants to hear:

"Do I look fat in this?"
"what did I just say?"
Cat? How did you get balls hanging over your head?
Cat just wants to put my arabian goggles on.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
Honey...what do two lines mean?
got to agree regarding cats picture... it is beautiful..

as for words not wanting to hear.. “mind if I keep some clothes here?“
.. I was once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions...
When are you going to (any job that needs doing)?
"Honey, I got a call from some massage parlor saying you left your wallet there- should I go and get it for you?"
Quote by q_and_a
Cat? How did you get balls hanging over your head?


It's like mistletoe for in some counties.

How's this for a question: "is that as big as it gets?"
Quote by TiaLing
"Honey, I got a call from some massage parlor saying you left your wallet there- should I go and get it for you?"


How about: 'Honey, who's Tia Ling and why are you chatting with her?'
"(He,She)'s your (son, daughter). You deal with it."
Is it in yet?
Quote by roccotool
"(He,She)'s your (son, daughter). You deal with it."


I use that line several times a week. Is that a problem?
It's not you it's me
I love you (This makes men really scared)
Quote by q_and_a
Cat? How did you get balls hanging over your head?

Oh.. are you envious?
I tried to make them into animated gif... but it didn't work...
It's a bit early for christmas balls isn't it Cat hee hee
"I know we just met, but let's make a baby together!"
I can see us still together when where old
Quote by ali2teaseu
Quote by roccotool
"(He,She)'s your (son, daughter). You deal with it."


I use that line several times a week. Is that a problem?

Neatly files that one away for future use.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
How much do you love me ?
was that...all?
(followed by a nervous giggle as she packs her things)
What's your PIN number
Quote by ali2teaseu
"I know we just met, but let's make a baby together!"


Good one ali I nearly splurted my tea then ha ha lol