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Questions no man wants to hear

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Catnip
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Are you bored and horny?
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When are you going to marry me?
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I'm always bored and horney ha ha, I have to say cat your hair looks fab today really nice picture
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Yeah, good pick, cat. I feel like a slacker for not changing up my av!
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I'll say the classic one no man wants to hear:

"Do I look fat in this?"
Pudmeister
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"what did I just say?"
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Cat? How did you get balls hanging over your head?
TheChrisJ
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Cat just wants to put my arabian goggles on.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
Birdie
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Honey...what do two lines mean?
hangin
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got to agree regarding cats picture... it is beautiful..

as for words not wanting to hear.. “mind if I keep some clothes here?“
.. I was once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions...
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When are you going to (any job that needs doing)?
TiaLing
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"Honey, I got a call from some massage parlor saying you left your wallet there- should I go and get it for you?"
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Quote by q_and_a
Cat? How did you get balls hanging over your head?


It's like mistletoe for in some counties.

How's this for a question: "is that as big as it gets?"
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Quote by TiaLing
"Honey, I got a call from some massage parlor saying you left your wallet there- should I go and get it for you?"


How about: 'Honey, who's Tia Ling and why are you chatting with her?'
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"(He,She)'s your (son, daughter). You deal with it."
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Is it in yet?
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Quote by roccotool
"(He,She)'s your (son, daughter). You deal with it."


I use that line several times a week. Is that a problem?
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It's not you it's me
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I love you (This makes men really scared)
Catnip
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Quote by q_and_a
Cat? How did you get balls hanging over your head?

Oh.. are you envious?
I tried to make them into animated gif... but it didn't work...
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It's a bit early for christmas balls isn't it Cat hee hee
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"I know we just met, but let's make a baby together!"
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I can see us still together when where old
castlequeen
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Quote by ali2teaseu
Quote by roccotool
"(He,She)'s your (son, daughter). You deal with it."


I use that line several times a week. Is that a problem?

Neatly files that one away for future use.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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How much do you love me ?
Catnip
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was that...all?
(followed by a nervous giggle as she packs her things)
ToniC
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What's your PIN number
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Quote by ali2teaseu
"I know we just met, but let's make a baby together!"


Good one ali I nearly splurted my tea then ha ha lol