What's the number for the car insurance?
Did you remember the condoms
Do you prefer sport over me!
"Seriously... What would you do if I got pregnant?"
"It's cool if you are but... Are you GAY?"
"You just called me Justine. I'm Rebecca. Justine is your Ex. WHY DID YOU CALL ME THAT?"
"Tell me honestly... Do you fancy my Mom? I won't be mad if you do..." (I answered honestly. I might as well have invaded Russia in Winter. But her Mom was seriously hot, though...)
"You know your silk/cashmere mix Armani suit jacket, the one you asked me to iron...?"
"Any idea why, since you're the only person I've slept with in two years, WHY I HAVE FUCKING CRABS?????"
"Can we just Cuddle?" (This ALWAYS when you have a hard-on that could hammer nails into a concrete wall... And coked off your skull.)
"Care to explain this?????" (Producing a lingerie receipt, found in my jacket pocket, for a FUCK of a lot of money...)
"Can we talk?"
xx SF
(All these questions are quite real!)
Do you think we should try a separation? (Translation: I'm fucking another guy and he's tired of our once a week.)
Oh before you leave for work today.. would you mind? meaning it is expected.
do the dishes i just left in your clean sink from last night, move clothes to the dryer, clear the ice from my windshield, heat up my car,
change the kitty litter,iron my blouse for work,rub my stiff neck and back, and did you complete yesterdays assignments?
Women have their needs to be taken care of before any of yours.
You did bring the directions and hostess gift?
How do I look?
Notice anything different?
Guess who's never getting a blowjob ever again?
"I think I love you!" Usually spoken after the first sexual encounter. When I hear those words, there's rarely a second!
Mostly for me it's the feelings. I can "Feel" her emotions and songs like "I See Goodbye In Her Eyes" can really get to me. I going through that now but not for the reasons in the song.
Is that my husband's car pulling up?
Well,my first boyfriend was "Dont bring me around the house."
My current partner its "Babe,I'm pregnant. " or "Have I gained weight?"
Yes I'm a lady
How old did you say you are?
are you done yet or where is your wallet
is it in yet? I can't feel anything..
Of all our inventions for mass communication, 
