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Do you think it would go in further if you were slimmer? ![dontknow](https://static.lushstories.com/emoticons/lush/forum/dontknow.gif)
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"Seriously... What would you do if I got pregnant?"
"It's cool if you are but... Are you GAY?"
"You just called me Justine. I'm Rebecca. Justine is your Ex. WHY DID YOU CALL ME THAT?"
"Tell me honestly... Do you fancy my Mom? I won't be mad if you do..." (I answered honestly. I might as well have invaded Russia in Winter. But her Mom was seriously hot, though...)
"You know your silk/cashmere mix Armani suit jacket, the one you asked me to iron...?"
"Any idea why, since you're the only person I've slept with in two years, WHY I HAVE FUCKING CRABS?????"
"Can we just Cuddle?" (This ALWAYS when you have a hard-on that could hammer nails into a concrete wall... And coked off your skull.)
"Care to explain this?????" (Producing a lingerie receipt, found in my jacket pocket, for a FUCK of a lot of money...)
"Can we talk?"
xx SF
(All these questions are quite real!)