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DrakeAK
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You're pounding away, hot and heavy. All of the sudden... puff or fart??

How do you react to it?

Just move on?

Do you say something or say something after?

Laugh?
IRonMan78
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I was under the blankets eating waay, when my lover did that. I took the blankets off and continued. She complained that she was cold. I guess you can't win them all.
hopp3r
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If we were both just wrapped up in the moment then I would just try to ignore it and keep going. During foreplay I would probably laugh, eager to not completely spoil the moment.

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1lush
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The time it happened I busted out laughing.
Guest
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Just chuckle and continue
Guest
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Laugh, and continue
Buz
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I'd light a match.
Holmer79
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I have a fart fetish. My girlfriend knows that so she doesn't hold her farts during sex. When it happens, I'll just continue, even when I'm eating her pussy.
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Quote by DrakeAK
You're pounding away, hot and heavy. All of the sudden... puff or fart??

How do you react to it?

Just move on?

Do you say something or say something after?

Laugh?

...its a natural function...I'd never miss a beat
amber
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Fucking is messy, sweaty, and noisy.

Farts are next to impossible to hold and really with the smell of sex going on any fart smell is lost and I haven't noticed.

Probably the most common body noise is queefing (is that spelled right) due to air being trapped and released during vigorous penetration.

If anyone lets farts/queefs during sex bother them or stop them, they are either inexperienced, immature, or both.

Just my
sprite
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laugh. if you can't laugh while having sex, you need to rethink your relationship, and dude? farting is funny (no, i'm not the most mature banana on the boat) smile

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Wouldn't matter to me. Wouldn't affect me.
OldGeezer
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Of course it happens, and she knows as well when it does. We just giggle , flap the sheets if we are in bed, and carry on.
Beffer
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Hey! It's a queef, not a fart! Quit picking on me!!
CocciP
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if it's a queef or a fart, that's nothing just Laugh and keep going.
no big deal.
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Fletch
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Just laugh...until she starts laughing and clenches the d in a vice grip....Had that happen and OMG what a feeling.
Magical_felix
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Story time with felix, gather around kids.

One time I was raw dogging this girl's pussy, hard and steady, destroying it. It was so savage that some air was getting caught in there and she started making a fart sound every time I plunged in. She started to moan and yelp louder to try to cover up the noises. I'm not some idiot and wasn't fooled by her ruse so I grabbed her hair and pulled her head back and whispered in her ear "if you keep farting like that I'm going to shove my dick up your ass." She tried to ignore what I said and pushed back into me but again there was a pussy fart sound. I said "I warned you bitch" and pulled out but before I could teach her a lesson she kicked and flailed and escaped into the bathroom angry and laughing at the same time yelling at me for killing the mood AGAIN. Hey, I wasn't the one farting. But of course it's my fault. Typical.
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It actually vibrates my cock!