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True. Everyone is different. I just do not get the need for guys wanting girls to majorly spit on them.
Tell ya what, get me a bottle of good caramel sauce and I'll be more than happy to dump some of that on!
I'm going to the store now. Wait for me.
Hmmm. Caramel sauce? Or the milk, eggs, and fabric softener?
Whatever turns you on; whatever condiments you like on your 'hot dog', get it. Like any fine cuisine, I just like to be eaten.
So it sounds like the caramel sauce is being saved for dessert. Since the main course is a 'hot dog', would you prefer ketchup or a spicy mustard? Perhaps I should inquire if you're considered a 'hot dog' or a nice big sausage.
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So it sounds like the caramel sauce is being saved for dessert. Since the main course is a 'hot dog', would you prefer ketchup or a spicy mustard? Perhaps I should inquire if you're considered a 'hot dog' or a nice big sausage.


I'll bring the buns! OH wait! That's a different thread...oops...sorry...carry on...

~~Tech
I once got invited to a a porn shoot while at a trade show in Los Angeles. It was borrrrrriiinng!. Reminded me too much of work . I actually had much more fun several years earlier doing audio for the Miss Nude World pageant. It was a nudist event, not pornographic in any way.

That said I look at porn often.
I would imagine that it would be just like any other movie set, to a degree.

As for me, Stormy, I am more the 'sausage' type. But I like mine, many times, between a set of buns, Tech. And I always suggest you eat me with relish. hehehehe...
Well then....I think we have a list for the store, no?
if i watch porn it is usually lesbian porn.
nothing like watching 2 beautiful women getting it on
You drive, I will ride shotgun and begin with your appetizers! Peach pie? Got milk?
Very perceptive! How did you know one of my nicknames is peaches....though he said it was for my skin tone. Oh Yeah! Milk, you ask? Guess you'll have to find out. The menu is getting better and better.
I found you waiting
Wetting--your shirt
My lover
My land of milk and honey
Oh, honey!
My tongue has never been so tired
But you've got me wired
To your body tonight
Are you a poet as well as a storyteller? You are very talented.
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Are you a poet as well as a storyteller? You are very talented.


He's good with his hands too
I just received a comment on one of my poems here. Let's see...this is a close quote:

"Worst poem ever..."

So, let's go with the hands. lol
I'll admit I am not an editor or well-versed critic, but I have read really bad poems....and yours did not come close. Onto the topic of your hands...I take it that the compliment wasn't for your rapid keyboard skills when creating a story for the site.
Oh, my rapid keystrokes...they are gone for the tiime being, along with my mind.

I won't brag...too tired, and a live showing might embarrass me. lol

Lush is just being sweet. Sweet as a peach.

And here we go again!

And thank you for the compliments! (blushing, rubbing my toes) I'd better shut up now. I haven't slept, won't sleep, and work is soon upon me.
I am bi and into gang bangs so that is what I like to watch with women in porn. gang bang and guys with big cocks. I prefer very thick, uncut and black myself
I download porn pictures and movies from various websites. Mostly straight and lesbian and I guess 5 or 6 times a week, sometimes more.
All kinds though I'm not into snuff or really brutal beatings etc. Wife always enjoyed it with or without me. We often went to adult bookstores for some spice.
I love watching porn Especially the home made stuff. If anyone ever looks at redtube.com they have lots of home made video....and its all FREE
Hey there strangerknocking, are you in the same swimming pool as DBarclay?
Sometimes several days go by when I don't indulge myself in porn. I became an addict when I was maybe 5 or 6 when I found my dad's stash of tijuana bibles. If you're not familiar they were small cartoon booklets. After that I remember reading copied pages of The Green Door. There wasn't stuff available to a teenager in the 50's but I would gobble up Mickey Spillane paperbacks for their vivid descriptions, then I discovered Henry Miller novels, Nexus, Plexus, e.g. I loved Penthouse letter too. Eight millimeter brought new horizons in porn for me, then came VHS, wow! I could rent and copy. When the internet came along for me in 1998 I was in heaven. Now I'm having a love affair with my macbook. But too much of a good thing becomes tiresome. I still enjoy Pornhub. Mostly I enjoying writing about my experiences with my bisexual wife of 45 years. Just memories now, but those were some hot times. I knew I had to marry this girl when I found out she went both ways and wouldn't give it up after marriage. We were swingers for a long time.buuPZSsim3IbcUne
What a life Ted. Sounds like you did the right thing! And welcome to the forum if no one has said it yet!
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All kinds though I'm not into snuff or really brutal beatings etc. Wife always enjoyed it with or without me. We often went to adult bookstores for some spice.


Is that your yearbook portrait?
I like to watch porn , usually once a week or so. My favorite would be female masturbation....
I used to watch porn all the time. With the type of work I do, I don't have the time to do that anymore, just on my off days.

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