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Penis enlargement
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why make it bigger why not just be happy with what is given
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I got taken in by a penis enlargement scam....
I paid $50 and they sent me a magnifying glass...
Instructions said do not use in sunlight!!
I paid $50 and they sent me a magnifying glass...
Instructions said do not use in sunlight!!
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I have always been very happy with my size, even though I know I am not as well-endowed as most men. I never wanted to try and never will try anything that "professes" to make a penis larger.
And I know that old saying, "size does matter," but in my personal experience, size is not always the issue. It how a man uses it. A vagina can grip an item as thin as a pencil which makes it very versatile. So, as long as the man knows how to move it and make it enjoyable for the woman, there is no reason that both could not be pleased.
And I know that old saying, "size does matter," but in my personal experience, size is not always the issue. It how a man uses it. A vagina can grip an item as thin as a pencil which makes it very versatile. So, as long as the man knows how to move it and make it enjoyable for the woman, there is no reason that both could not be pleased.
"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."
--Evanescence
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."
--Evanescence
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I do believe there is a surgeon in Miami that surgically thickens one's penis. I am not sure if it can be lengthened or not. It does seem like one could lose sensitivity. As for as other techniques, I am sure that 100% of them are scams.
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Clumeleon
Quote by ArtMan
I do believe there is a surgeon in Miami that surgically thickens one's penis. I am not sure if it can be lengthened or not. It does seem like one could lose sensitivity. As for as other techniques, I am sure that 100% of them are scams.
I believe there is a technique for lengthening but I believe it has more of an effect on flaccid length than erect and also often results in your erection pointing downwards rather than up. Doesn't really seem worth it, does it?
I haven't and won't try anything.
The Linebacker
Tie a rope around the end of your cock and tie a rope around an automobile tire filled with sand and go for a jog. That might stretch that bugger out! Or tie your dick to the top of some monkey bars and bungee off them. Have your cell phone ready to dial 911 if these ideas produce unsatisfactory results.WSDVo90mTJRKPBUh
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Buz
Tie a rope around the end of your cock and tie a rope around an automobile tire filled with sand and go for a jog. That might stretch that bugger out! Or tie your dick to the top of some monkey bars and bungee off them. Have your cell phone ready to dial 911 if these ideas produce unsatisfactory results.aujiiGqNXRIAiwSz
HAHA!! But wouldnt it get thinner too, like pulling taffy!! Maybe try Miracle Grow!! Works on plants.
On another note, some women with rediculously large boobs have breast reduction surgery. I wonder if any guy ever had penis reduction surgery because he was just too big? Where's that 16" guy when you need him, HAHA
Rookie Scribe
it's myth
Nothing actually works, at least not without serious repercussions, like being unable to get it up (which really defeats the purpose of making it bigger in the first place). You can make it appear bigger by shaving that region or losing weight, if you're a fat bastard, but seriously, unless there is something wrong, don't do anything to try and make you're cock any bigger. If you're not satisfied, talk to someone about it, or better yet have sex and you'll see that it doesn't matter. There are also several positions in which you can have sex that makes penetration deeper, maybe think about them and overall, just be happy with what the gods bestowed upon you. If you can piss, shag and enjoy yourself, your penis is big enough. Rant over, time for a cuppa tea.
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Quote by Nikki703
HAHA!! But wouldnt it get thinner too, like pulling taffy!! Maybe try Miracle Grow!! Works on plants.
On another note, some women with rediculously large boobs have breast reduction surgery. I wonder if any guy ever had penis reduction surgery because he was just too big? Where's that 16" guy when you need him, HAHA
Taffy!!! hah!
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All I can tell you is what I've heard. To get greater length, weights work, very slowly over a very long period of time (years) a penis can be safely stretched. Vacuum pumps supposedly will also work to increase both length and girth, again, very slowly over a long period of time with lots of dedication. I just can't see devoting an hour per day for years to gain an inch or two.
My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
Constant Gardener
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.
Careful what you wish for...it could screw up your whole day - if you fly a lot. Apparently.
Of course this is the American TSA I am talking about.
I want to know which one of you guys is named Jonah..?
Careful what you wish for...it could screw up your whole day - if you fly a lot. Apparently.
Of course this is the American TSA I am talking about.
I want to know which one of you guys is named Jonah..?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Active Ink Slinger
just a thought...what is something happend to YOUR dick & you could never have sex again..would you not be sooo happy for any inch?
Active Ink Slinger
I'm happy with mine I have never had anyone complain about the size so no need for bigger, besides If it's too big you can't get it all inside her anyways ;-)
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Have not tried and have no plan of doing anything in the future.
Active Ink Slinger
Used to be able to wrap mine around and wear it as a tie.Welcome to fantasy Island lol
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by asleep
I got taken in by a penis enlargement scam....
I paid $50 and they sent me a magnifying glass...
Instructions said do not use in sunlight!!
Brilliant!