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On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how would you rate your pussy-licking skills?

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wideopenmale
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I would say 8. Have always been able to get woman off while eating her. I credit girl on girl porn,after all a girl knows what a girl likes,so who better to learn from. I say 8 also because I aim for perfection and there is always room for improvement.Its a HARD job but someone has to do it.
bella34
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over the top, and then I love to go to the ass ring
dream_weaver
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Beyond the charts allowance, I mean I have been lesbian my whole life smile
bigbelow99
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she moans and eventually begs me to be inside her not sure if its good or bad
BBraddock
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by trinket


Once you got married you stopped doing it?


The woman I married is a wonderful person, and I wouldn't trade her for the world, but she does not like the way she (or any lady apparently) smells down south. Hence, she doesn't like it when I go down on her, as it precludes her kissing me for the rest of the sex.

She'll occasionally still be OK with it, but I'm not nearly as good as I used to be.
Guest
Lurker
It is my favourite sexual act and I think that shows, my OH and all my exes have always been very happy when I've done it. A modest 9?
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
Almost a silly question asking to rate yourself. There are so many factors involved. It is about her not me. Is she tired from work? Is she even in the mood? Work stress? Her shitty boss has had interfered in our sex life more than he'll ever know. Sex is always more than sex.
brsblls
Advanced Wordsmith
Solid 9. Always could learn more, but am always effective ;)
Guest
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All the women I have been love my pussy eating skills so I would say a 10. I love to eat pussy and love it when my love screams in ecstasy. nothing better.
Meggsy
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I realise it's the ask the guys Forum but no guy can provide the pleasure equal to one woman upon another.
Many are good but but few reach the amazing status.
It's a waste of time guys if you intend to contradict me - I have more than adequate experiences.
naughtyannie
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I have to say, Meggsy does have a point. But I have had a couple of guys lick me out who did a really good job.

Perhaps we need a competition lol. I volunteer to be the victim/judge!

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one2run
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From what I'm told I'm a 10+ ????
GabrielSweet
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Quote by naughtyannie
I have to say, Meggsy does have a point. But I have had a couple of guys lick me out who did a really good job.

Perhaps we need a competition lol. I volunteer to be the victim/judge!


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Quote by naughtyannie
I love having my pussy licked. So guys, how good do you reckon you are at this?

In the spirit of fair assessment, I volunteer to have you sample my skills and judge for yourself.?
Unknown User
How good in terms of what?

Reference to their maker? .... God Almighty (sorry atheists)... I've done okay.

Reference to any excited 'discharge' needing a nappy (or mop and bucket).... check.

In reference to both of the above and a demand to send them to heaven and back, urgently like right now.... I might have experience

Getting my face sat on and not to guess their weight but, just because..... Ok, tough job but someone has to hold the male end up.

Or just for the stealth attack to wake them up and put them in a great mood for the day.. I might have once or twenty times.

Can I breathe through my ears.. well, actually it might look I can too.

Or just as an act of veneration, as she stands there when I pull her gusset to one side and says 'What the Fuc...... Oooooooh!' .. of course, why not?

Or stopping a bonkbusting shag attack to get down there and really make her delirious? The thought might have crossed my mind more times than I count.

Have they pushed frantically at my head to uncouple my mischievious tongue and devilish fingers and begged for no more looking like they've run a marathon..... you need to ask them.

Perhaps knowing that that button has been engaged in close combat to then dive down for a soft sucking and flicking to tease out the big one that's hiding there and has never come out before..... Call me Indiana Jones.

I might have knowledge in one of life's greatest experiences.....

Probably a five then.
doctorlove
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12.....ill make you weak in the knees just from a kiss andbwhen I go down it's magical
bella34
Active Ink Slinger
All I know it gets very wet and I have had a Milf stick her finger in her ass and shot on my face.... mas awesome
Dancewithme
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Quote by naughtyannie
I have to say, Meggsy does have a point. But I have had a couple of guys lick me out who did a really good job.

Perhaps we need a competition lol. I volunteer to be the victim/judge!


As I said earlier, I totally agree with Meggsy. I don't think the fact that we are great friends affects our judgement here either.

I might be willing to test my other skills with you too Annie! smile In a good sense, I like a woman who knows what she wants, and what she is doing, and has a great face.
BradCarpenter
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I wouldn't know how to rate myself. I love eating pussy, and I'm always trying to add new techniques and improve. I also try to react and adjust what I'm doing in response to how she is reacting. So far, no one has complained or told me to stop.
svengarlic
Active Ink Slinger
Let's just say that my name was written on the bathroom walls at an all girls high school that I was the best pussy eater. I'd say "9" cause there is always room for improvement.
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My favorite thing to do....I'd like to think 9...always room to learn more.
DarkSide
High Lord of Darkness
What scale are we talking about.

I would say mine has always been about 10 on the Richter Scale. Sorry guys - but thinking linearly is not good enough these days. Women want more!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

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Guest
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I have never had any complaints but i would never try to rate myself, i will leave that to the lady. Looking at some of the female comments here though i find it just a presumptuous to try to rate women's pussy licking skills too.
Yes ok i can see that for lesbian/bi women then they know themselves what feels good. But having a pussy surly does not automatically make them a good pussy eater anymore than a guy having a cock would make him a good cock sucker, lol.
I would think that it is still something that can only really be leaned by a lover, male or female Only when they lean to recognise the effects their technique is having on their partner.
Surly its about the passion too, how much someone Wants to do it and enjoys doing it. Try getting woman who finds the very idea of it disgusting, you really think she will do a good job ?.
And i'm not talking about when she "gets into it", i mean simply by the fact of gender.
alittle2horny
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I've been told I'm very good and the goal is to make her cum long before my dick even makes it's appearance but I know that I'm probably an 8. There's more I can learn...there's always something new...plus I just strive to do better each time...always working and improving at something I love to do.
Guest
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From what my fiancee tells me i would rate around a 9
billybyobb
Active Ink Slinger
Oh, I could always use more practice... :P
Andrew00
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Quote by Meggsy
I realise it's the ask the guys Forum but no guy can provide the pleasure equal to one woman upon another.
Many are good but but few reach the amazing status.
It's a waste of time guys if you intend to contradict me - I have more than adequate experiences.



I agree with you but.. can you help us improve??
wayneb47
Advanced Wordsmith
Honestly 5. I am learning and getting better. Hopefully i will achieve my goal of a being a 10 for my own sense and to please my wife.