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Quote by Georgiagirl24
Some men tell me they jack off at work while chatting w me on lush. Do men really do this? I mean jack off at work? At a desk?
I did once when I was much younger, working an overnight shift. I was certain no one would come in, and had been reading something between calls that turned out to have erotic passages (this was before ubiquitous cell phones).
Nowadays, it would take a lot more to get me to take that kind of risk. Like perhaps a certain Georgia peach...
I often masturbate at work when the testosterone builds up if there’s been some decent eye candy around to get me hot. Not usually these days at my desk as we’re open plan! I usually go to the men’s restroom, stand in a cubicle with my feet braced and jerk off aimed at the pan. With skill every dollop goes down the pan so there’s nothing to clean up. I think a lot of guys here do the same.
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I often masturbate at work when the testosterone builds up if there’s been some decent eye candy around to get me hot. Not usually these days at my desk as we’re open plan! I usually go to the men’s restroom, stand in a cubicle with my feet braced and jerk off aimed at the pan. With skill every dollop goes down the pan so there’s nothing to clean up. I think a lot of guys here do the same.
Interesting. Ty for sharing!
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I did once when I was much younger, working an overnight shift. I was certain no one would come in, and had been reading something between calls that turned out to have erotic passages (this was before ubiquitous cell phones).
Nowadays, it would take a lot more to get me to take that kind of risk. Like perhaps a certain Georgia peach...
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When I was younger, I worked many overnight shifts, working security. Sometimes I would do some streaking, and masterbate.
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I’ve never masturbated when at work as it’s just too weird for me. It’s my place of business and I know EVERYONE there.
Still, I’ve chatted on Lush at work and viewed porn on my phone while at the office (e.g. browsing Tumblr) but the pants stay on and the hands remain above the waist. It’s more of a fun way to let off some stress and clear my mind instead of looking to get off. However, if the mood is too strong for me to fully resist I will admit that there have been a few times that I’ve left for home a bit earlier than the usual quitting time.
That being said, there are a few times that I have jacked off in a company vehicle but it was always off the clock and when doing so was the only available option for privacy.
Although if masturbating in a hotel room while on a business trip counts...
Still, I’ve chatted on Lush at work and viewed porn on my phone while at the office (e.g. browsing Tumblr) but the pants stay on and the hands remain above the waist. It’s more of a fun way to let off some stress and clear my mind instead of looking to get off. However, if the mood is too strong for me to fully resist I will admit that there have been a few times that I’ve left for home a bit earlier than the usual quitting time.
That being said, there are a few times that I have jacked off in a company vehicle but it was always off the clock and when doing so was the only available option for privacy.
Although if masturbating in a hotel room while on a business trip counts...
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I’ve never masturbated when at work as it’s just too weird for me. It’s my place of business and I know EVERYONE there.
Still, I’ve chatted on Lush at work and viewed porn on my phone while at the office (e.g. browsing Tumblr) but the pants stay on and the hands remain above the waist. It’s more of a fun way to let off some stress and clear my mind instead of looking to get off. However, if the mood is too strong for me to fully resist I will admit that there have been a few times that I’ve left for home a bit earlier than the usual quitting time.
That being said, there are a few times that I have jacked off in a company vehicle but it was always off the clock and when doing so was the only available option for privacy.
Although if masturbating in a hotel room while on a business trip counts...
Lol, thanks for ur comments!!
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Quote by Georgiagirl24
Some men tell me they jack off at work while chatting w me on lush. Do men really do this? I mean jack off at work? At a desk?
Jacking off at my desk is not a possibility for me but I have gone to the male rest room to jack off when I've felt the urge too. I'll happily admit that looking at your pictures on my phone at work does give me a boner and I have had to stroke myself off to you to get relief 'on more than one occasion' Win ...perfectly healthy though in my opinion and a wonderful pleasure too in such a risky setting.
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Jacking off at my desk is not a possibility for me but I have gone to the male rest room to jack off when I've felt the urge too. I'll happily admit that looking at your pictures on my phone at work does give me a boner and I have had to stroke myself off to you to get relief 'on more than one occasion' Win ...perfectly healthy though in my opinion and a wonderful pleasure too in such a risky setting.
Aw, ty naughty_uk_guy69!!
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Masturbating in my actual office is totally impossible. I have no privacy what-so-ever. However for the last long while I've spent most of my work day in a computer room, and for long stretches of time I am alone with total privacy. In those situations my mind tends to drift and I daydream about sex.. and of course that has on a handful occasions lead to me slipping my hand into my jeans and stroking myself to orgasm.
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Masturbating in my actual office is totally impossible. I have no privacy what-so-ever. However for the last long while I've spent most of my work day in a computer room, and for long stretches of time I am alone with total privacy. In those situations my mind tends to drift and I daydream about sex.. and of course that has on a handful occasions lead to me slipping my hand into my jeans and stroking myself to orgasm.
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You have to be careful. I've known a few that were caught and fired. Years back, I worked in a factory. There were many ladies working there. There were some times that some of the women, built as they were, would get a rise out of me. I would try to take it to the restroom and take care of it. I lived close enough to the plant that I usually went home during lunch. There were many a time I drove home hard and took it off as soon as I got home. I would have to get it out of my pants during the drive. I would shut the garage door and shoot it off in the garage! I know, and I was involved in a few, when during lunch, people would go have sex. I took a few to the house.
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I've masturbated at work before but never at my desk. If i need to take care of myself I will go to the restroom and hide in a stall. Brace myself against the wall and jerk off into the toilet. Not glamorous but it gets the job done.
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My job is made up of visiting some clients. I have been known to lock myself in the handicapped stall and go for it in the middle of the day. Sometimes when I am working late catching upon paper work, I will unzip and jo into some Kleenex.
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