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Lower the Boner

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Lurker
We've all had the time where we've popped the unwanted boner. What do you think of to soften it up?
Lurker
My mother in law.
Active Ink Slinger
Anything nonsexual that I can think of at the time.
"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."

--Evanescence
Lurker
I just let it rage on, no reason anyone should be looking at it anyway.
Clumeleon
This is my last one, I promise:

Your mum.
Lurker
there is such a thing as an unwanted boner?
Lurker
i think of the girl from grudge ...her hair spreading out between my legs as her grey hand grabs my crotch...and her face appears jaggedly and slowly from within....her bloodshot eyes staring at me (shrugs!!!).....yup....always works

was in the midst of a presentation in my office when that happened....i swear to god...it helped lol

sad
Active Ink Slinger
Just wait and let it go down on its own or smack the head and it goes down quickly.
Active Ink Slinger
Just wait and let it go down on its own or smack the head and it goes down quickly.
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by clum
This is my last one, I promise:

Your mum.


Your mum excites me tho!