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If you COULD suck your own dick....?
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I probably shouldn't share this, but for the sake of being fair about my sexuality with you people, I'll share it anyway...
Yes I can suck my own dick, and yes I swallowed my own cum. I actually discovered this last year: I was jerking off and for some reason I wondered if I could suck my own dick. To my great surprise, I was actually able to get the head of my dick in my mouth in the proper position (similar to this guy).
Of course, I thought it was exciting to have my own dick in my mouth, and I kept kissing/licking the head with my lips/tongue while stroking the shaft with my hand. I finally came in my mouth and swallowed; it was actually nice to experiment how a cock spurting cum feels like in a mouth.
Then about a month and a half ago, I shared this with a girl and she didn't believe me. I performed the exact same position in front of her and she was quite astonished and thrilled about it: she actually helped me by pushing her weight on my hips and I could get my dick even deeper in my mouth than I previously could all by myself. Then she started stroking my cock and rimming my ass, while throwing all sorts of dirty things at me and ordering me to cum in my mouth. I finally came in my mouth and kissed her with my own cum.
There, I said it.
The thing about it though, is that my back hurts for quite a while after performing this (the middle of my back to be more precise); I guess it just stretches my spine in a very unnatural way. The last time I did this was more than a month ago and I can still feel an aching sensation in my back at times.
So yeah, I really shouldn't be performing this all that often.
Yes I missed this.
If we're in confession mode, here goes.
Yes I've done it a couple of times when I was younger. I lost my erection! The same thing happens if I stick my finger in my ass!!!
It seems like I have a problem disassociating the fact I'm doing it to myself.
I will say that if I was rimming you, my tongue would have to be surgically removed from your ass.Jt9twbUpnKFIlkia
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Yes I missed this.
If we're in confession mode, here goes.
Yes I've done it a couple of times when I was younger. I lost my erection! The same thing happens if I stick my finger in my ass!!!
It seems like I have a problem disassociating the fact I'm doing it to myself.
I will say that if I was rimming you, my tongue would have to be surgically removed from your ass.MWwbktf4JzoYW9vR
Without giving it too much thought, I was assuming wrongly that guys if could they would suck their own dicks. Your post makes actually a lot of sense to me although I wonder what would happen if you were sucking your cock while another guy would be helping you, like in SP bedroom games.
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I will say that if I was rimming you, my tongue would have to be surgically removed from your ass.
Why have it removed? Just leave your tongue there permanently!
Hell, we could find a job as a disguised horse in fairs and carnivals! It could be fun!
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I wonder what would happen if you were sucking your cock while another guy would be helping you, like in SP bedroom games.
If I was helping him, I'm sure Derek would be up for anything.
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Tried that when I was young teenager and was able to briefly do it but hard on back. Was able once to bend where mouth was under dick as I masturbated and I did squirt around and into my mouth that one time. It was kinky but too much trouble to do again and it did make my lower back sore for a couple of days from the strain. Didn't do again. The reward was not enough to offset the effort and the reward was certainly not in line with the strain and acrobatics I did to make that happen.
A determined person with perseverance can overcome many obstacles. They can, many times, perform better than those who are more intelligent, stronger and with better finances by determination and perseverance
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Reminds of old joke I heard as a young man: Guy was telling friend about his date night before, wherein they went to her apt, started fooling around and she sucked him off. Friend asked if he blew off in her mouth, to which he replied, "Oh yeah and it felt wonderful when I shot my load into her mouth!" Friend says, "Really! you shot you cum into her mouth?" Bud says "Yep and she sucked it all out of my balls!" Friend,"Wow, Did she swallow it?". Bud. "Well she probably would have but I felt so good cumming into her mouth, I pulled her up into my arms and kissed her!" Buddy, "You kissed her? And had she swallowed your load?" Friend, "Nope, still full and I frenched her. She fed some of it to me, which I swallowed, and she swallowed the rest! It was great!" Bud: "You sucked your cum out of her mouth and swallowed it?!!" Friend,"Yeah!" Bud, "How could you do that?!" Well, it was easy, it was my cum wasn't it and it had been in my body. So I just returned it to the locker! " <Chuckle>
A determined person with perseverance can overcome many obstacles. They can, many times, perform better than those who are more intelligent, stronger and with better finances by determination and perseverance
Wouldn't try as it would be impossible.
But...just supposing it was not only possible but also not uncomfortable to do so, then yes I'm sure I would.
And the next reflexion, would I swallow...?
Probably not no, although I guess it must feel quite funny feeling it shooting into your mouth...a question for the girls perhaps
But...just supposing it was not only possible but also not uncomfortable to do so, then yes I'm sure I would.
And the next reflexion, would I swallow...?
Probably not no, although I guess it must feel quite funny feeling it shooting into your mouth...a question for the girls perhaps
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Believe me I've tried many times. It's probably a good thing I can't or I'd never leave the house!
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What makes you think I don't already ?
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I already can suck my hard cock and get rewarded with explosions of warm cum which is extremely tasty. I self suck at least 2 times a week.
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No thanks... my hands are doing a fine job.
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OK I tried reading all the posts but gave up on page 7. Not sure if anyone else brought these up yet, but if so this is A rehash. Two things come to mind here, First an old joke. Question: why does A dog lick his balls ?
Answer: Because he can. Second A limerick we said as kids. There once was A man from Nantucket, whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with A grin as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was A cunt I could fuck it.
As to the question of would I. Sure why not, It wouldn't be the first time I sucked A cock.ZKGIxmnBFIpWwxV7
Answer: Because he can. Second A limerick we said as kids. There once was A man from Nantucket, whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with A grin as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was A cunt I could fuck it.
As to the question of would I. Sure why not, It wouldn't be the first time I sucked A cock.ZKGIxmnBFIpWwxV7
Everyday!! If only I could, then maybe I wouldn't want to suck someone else's so bad!!
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It's a no no for me, although i love it when the opposite sex does it for me 
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Yes , I would if I could ! Unfortunately my dick isn't long enough and I'm not flexible enough . I sometimes dream that I'm doing it and that is very enjoyable .
A classic question... I used to be able to get a little past the head into my mouth, but this also led to quite a sore back. For those of you with a dirtier bent; yes, I've fellated myself to orgasm (and yes, I swallowed). Being naturally proud of this ability, I demonstrated for my wife; going down while she stroked me. Unfortunately, she seemed to think it a bit strange. That was the last time I had the pleasure of tasting myself directly.
I would love to be able to suck my own cock. First, that would mean that it was a bit bigger than it is now, and that would be fun. I have no complaints about mine, but it would be fun to be able to use two hands sometimes. Also, I would love to experience a hot load of cum shooting in my mouth. The best I can get now is the legs over the head position. I am not interested in trying some other bloke's cock, but yes, I would if I could.
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