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I have a heavy equipment operators license. Is that sexy?

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Buz
The Linebacker
I've always wanted to have sex in the bucket of a big bucket lift truck.
Manmoirs
Advanced Wordsmith
Depends on how you work the equipment...
hopp3r
Active Ink Slinger
It's definitely badass.
And being a badass can be kind of sexy.
So... yes!

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Guest
Lurker
Hell yeah it is sexy !!
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
Yes it is, you need such a license to play with my cock anyway.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
wtf ... I have a UK coarse fishing rod licence .. does that make me sexy?

Perhaps even a Tesco Clubcard is sexy too?
Kittypusscat
Active Ink Slinger
Coarse fishing SJ? Does that mean you swear while you cast a line? No a Tesco clubcard is not sexy but you may have other attributes!xx
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simplyjohn
Site administrator
Quote by Kittypusscat
Coarse fishing SJ? Does that mean you swear while you cast a line? No a Tesco clubcard is not sexy but you may have other attributes!xx


You mean a Sainsbury's Reward card? ... yes yes yes .. I have that too .. omg that makes me triple sexy .. yay!!
adeleeve
Active Ink Slinger
So you have big equipment to operate
Rider47
Active Ink Slinger
I do too so it sounds like some good foreplay, your jobsite or mine ;)
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
Depends. Are you bonded and insured? I'm a contractor and am required to check.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
No.

In my experience people with a heavy equipment operators license usually have a big huge belly, greying beard, man hands and a hank hill ass to go with it.
Unknown User
Depends on how you use that knowledge.
MrBuffalo
Active Ink Slinger
I've gotten a boner everytime I've read this question, so yeah.
"Being male is a matter of birth.
Being a man is a matter of age.
Being a gentleman is a matter of choice."
Saintz
Active Ink Slinger
Girls with big tools are hot. Same goes for all independent women!
Guest
Lurker
I can drive everything but a crane. Bobcats are the most fun
kevluvsincamaro
Active Ink Slinger
Yes it is very sexy. I have run most everything up to and including a Cat D8. Like you said the skid steers are fun.
ZigDust
Active Ink Slinger
I think it's kinda sexy!
Guest
Lurker
it is not about what you drive.. but how you drive it! ;)
Guest
Lurker
Depends on how you`d weave that into our conversation. There are plenty of ways for it to carry a seductive sexual appeal ;)