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How often do you measure your cock?
Clumeleon
About once in every 21 years.
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I think you guys should measure it once a week and keep a chart. This way you can see if it changes in length in conjunction with the phase of the moon. This has long been a theory of mine that a man's cock is longer when the moon is closer to the earth due to the stronger gravitational pull of the moon at this time.
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@Nikki703 Actually the size of a full erection does change size from day to day. Usually thickness rather than length (for me anyway) - this supposedly has something to do with the male cycle which is just a few days plus other factors such as diet and time of day.
I haven't made a scientific study of this (I've not measured mine since I was a teenager) just some days it's bigger than others.
The need to measure my cock disappeared once I started having sex - this is not intended to cast aspersions on the OP
I haven't made a scientific study of this (I've not measured mine since I was a teenager) just some days it's bigger than others.
The need to measure my cock disappeared once I started having sex - this is not intended to cast aspersions on the OP
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Clumeleon
Quote by overmykneenow
The need to measure my cock disappeared once I started having sex - this is not intended to cast aspersions on the OP
Indeed, it's a very good question for these forums, considering the accuracy with which many of our male members know the details of their own "members". One would imagine that a lot of the guys here do keep good track of their cock size.
Clever Gem
Quote by overmykneenow
@Nikki703 Actually the size of a full erection does change size from day to day. Usually thickness rather than length (for me anyway) - this supposedly has something to do with the male cycle which is just a few days plus other factors such as diet and time of day.
I haven't made a scientific study of this (I've not measured mine since I was a teenager) just some days it's bigger than others.
The need to measure my cock disappeared once I started having sex - this is not intended to cast aspersions on the OP
Are you admitting finally that you are "thick" hee, hee x
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@crazydiamond I'm not going to stop you measuring it ;)
Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.
Why not read some stories instead
NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber
Why not read some stories instead
NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber
Clever Gem
Quote by overmykneenow
@crazydiamond I'm not going to stop you measuring it ;)
Now this looks great for accuracy
But this looks way easier, and you know how impatient I can get.
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Quote by overmykneenow
@Nikki703 Actually the size of a full erection does change size from day to day. Usually thickness rather than length (for me anyway) - this supposedly has something to do with the male cycle which is just a few days plus other factors such as diet and time of day.
I haven't made a scientific study of this (I've not measured mine since I was a teenager) just some days it's bigger than others.
The need to measure my cock disappeared once I started having sex - this is not intended to cast aspersions on the OP
Trust me!! Its the Moon that changes it!!
Clever Gem
Quote by Nikki703
Trust me!! Its the Moon that changes it!!
So ideally I should measure during a FULL MOON! Fuck me! double the pleasure
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Quote by SexySofie
How crazy can people be in the twenty first century to imagine the gravitational pull of the moon has the slightest bearing on penis size. Yes indeed tidal flow in conjunction with the sun - but hey! get real folks and and let's try and understand we're not in the dark ages now.
Really, You Think!!!
Clever Gem
Quote by SexySofie
How crazy can people be in the twenty first century to imagine the gravitational pull of the moon has the slightest bearing on penis size. Yes indeed tidal flow in conjunction with the sun - but hey! get real folks and and let's try and understand we're not in the dark ages now.
It affects the menstrual cycle, of women, FACT!
So why would it not affect males too? It would be ignorant to not think they also have a some sort of cycle.
One day young jedi.. You too will feel the force ;)
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Dig a hole on a full moon and you won't have enough dirt to fill it in.
Primus Omnium
Twice in my life. Once when I had attained full manhood at around 21, and once at around 48 years of age. I am 64 now. Still feels the same to me.
Constant Gardener
Quote by doctorlove
Dig a hole on a full moon and you won't have enough dirt to fill it in.
Any hole I'm digging with my dick, isn't going to be getting filled with dirt later (at least not by me).
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Quote by Nikki703
I think you guys should measure it once a week and keep a chart. This way you can see if it changes in length in conjunction with the phase of the moon. This has long been a theory of mine that a man's cock is longer when the moon is closer to the earth due to the stronger gravitational pull of the moon at this time.
Hey, isn't 'gravitational pull of the moon' pretty much the same as suction?
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Any hole I'm digging with my dick, isn't going to be getting filled with dirt later (at least not by me).
LMAO!
Quote by Nikki703
I think you guys should measure it once a week and keep a chart. This way you can see if it changes in length in conjunction with the phase of the moon. This has long been a theory of mine that a man's cock is longer when the moon is closer to the earth due to the stronger gravitational pull of the moon at this time.
That does make good sense! I used to measure it after I had an intense blow job from one of those girls who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. It'd be 2" longer! Sometimes the bitches want to suck the whole damn thing out of my body, prostate, testicles and all. Thanks to Del's wife, she added a couple of inches to my penis just by sucking me off without using her hands.
Now for the full moon theory: I believe it's true. I know if I unzip my pants and point my dick at the full moon, it gets pulled up and points directly at the moon so I have to believe there is an effect. Good thought Nikki.
Advanced Wordsmith
Let me measure it now. Where to put d tape, above the 'P' or below it? Whom should I report 2? Any benefit? Neel
neither do i T they all do it right down to decimal points and circumference pmsl x The Duchess of Tart
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
