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Ever fucked a household item?

Pencil sharpener
Raw bacon
Vacuum cleaner
Chopsticks
Banana skin
Silk shirt
Other: please specify.
NO!
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trinket
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Further to my previous poll “have you ever fucked a fruit”, I’m interested to know if you’ve used any everyday household items to help you get off. From what I’ve been told, some girls utilise their hairbrush, toothbrush, shampoo bottles, wooden spoon etc, etc. are there things men could use to assist them when taking care of business?
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Quote by trinket
Further to my previous poll “have you ever fucked a fruit”, I’m interested to know if you’ve used any everyday household items to help you get off. From what I’ve been told, some girls utilise their hairbrush, toothbrush, shampoo bottles, wooden spoon etc, etc. are there things men could use to assist them when taking care of business?


Real women use industrial items, not household.
garterbelt
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No to all of the mentioned items. Not adventurous I guess
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Apart from my hand, the only other things ive ever used when masturbating are a condom or a woman’s panties.
Guest
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No, but I have been told stories about the cooks in the Army taking a beer can, cutting out the top and lining it with raw beef liver and then fuck it.

I never witnessed that or did I want to do it. The story creeps out. I never ate liver on an Army base.

Oh, I was in the Air Force.
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Only a mattress - that was how I started masturbating as a teen, thrusting against my bed. I didn’t realise at the time that taking myself in hand made more sense!
trinket
Convict
Quote by XavierCarter
No, but I have been told stories about the cooks in the Army taking a beer can, cutting out the top and lining it with raw beef liver and then fuck it.

I never witnessed that or did I want to do it. The story creeps out. I never ate liver on an Army base.

Oh, I was in the Air Force.


You’ve just ruined a variety of food and beverage for me. Thanks for your input lol.
simplyjohn
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Quote by trinket
Further to my previous poll “have you ever fucked a fruit”, I’m interested to know if you’ve used any everyday household items to help you get off. From what I’ve been told, some girls utilise their hairbrush, toothbrush, shampoo bottles, wooden spoon etc, etc. are there things men could use to assist them when taking care of business?





What next... kitchen items perhaps... a cheese grater may be?
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Quote by trinket


The question isn’t that hard John. I’m pretty sure a cheese grater would be a “no go” zone.
A kitchen item is s household item John.


Need more tea... its only 7am here... go easy on me.
always1234
Advanced Wordsmith
I tried a banana once in high school, but wasn't into it. I have made a sleeve before with a rubber glove and a hot towel. That was nice, but quite a production.