We know women talk about faking orgasms, but what about the guys?
1. Have you ever faked an orgasm out of boredom or to get out of a situation?
2. Or has a woman ever asked you if you came and you lied about it?
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Guys...Faked an orgasm?
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Yes, had whiskey dick and felt bad for her, it was no Oscar winning performance, but enough so that she didn't feel bad about me not getting off.
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I've faked an orgasm before.
First, I should note that this is only really possible for a guy if he is wearing a condom. Otherwise, the woman is going to know something is up due to the lack of cum (unless she is really oblivious).
There are two instances where I have done this.
The first involves either whisky dick or it's towards the end of a long sex session in which I've already cum a few times. In both cases, I'm fucking away but just can't manage to get off and eventually reach a point where I give up. Now, if she is still enjoying herself I'll keep going but once I get a sense that she's satisfied and is really only waiting for me to finish, I'll fake it. This is pretty rare but happens maybe once or twice a year.
The second kind involves her doing some sort of movement or motion that feels fantastic for her but does little for me. Usually I'll let her do her thing, get off, and then switch it up for my orgasm but there's been a few times that the girl, in the heat of the moment, has begged for us to cum together. In these cases, I'll fake it and then try to fake a quick recovery to go again. Fortunately, I've only experienced this three times so it's not like it's a regular occurrence.
First, I should note that this is only really possible for a guy if he is wearing a condom. Otherwise, the woman is going to know something is up due to the lack of cum (unless she is really oblivious).
There are two instances where I have done this.
The first involves either whisky dick or it's towards the end of a long sex session in which I've already cum a few times. In both cases, I'm fucking away but just can't manage to get off and eventually reach a point where I give up. Now, if she is still enjoying herself I'll keep going but once I get a sense that she's satisfied and is really only waiting for me to finish, I'll fake it. This is pretty rare but happens maybe once or twice a year.
The second kind involves her doing some sort of movement or motion that feels fantastic for her but does little for me. Usually I'll let her do her thing, get off, and then switch it up for my orgasm but there's been a few times that the girl, in the heat of the moment, has begged for us to cum together. In these cases, I'll fake it and then try to fake a quick recovery to go again. Fortunately, I've only experienced this three times so it's not like it's a regular occurrence.
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Nope, it never happened to me.
Besides, I usually remove my condom and cum somewhere on her body, so the girl would likely have noticed that something was amiss.
Besides, I usually remove my condom and cum somewhere on her body, so the girl would likely have noticed that something was amiss.
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Yes, had whiskey dick and felt bad for her, it was no Oscar winning performance, but enough so that she didn't feel bad about me not getting off.
I've had this happen a few different times. Except - I went full on, oscar worthy performance.
"I'd like to thank the academy, and the girl who produced such a wonderful hard on. I'm only sorry that my physiology and toxicology weren't cooperating with the production team. However, if there is a sequel, I'd still like to have a starring role, where I'm sure my performance will satisfy everyone. Including myself."
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More than once!
The first time I fucked a girl I faked it.
Other times I just knew I wasn't going to cum, so I faked it.
The first time I fucked a girl I faked it.
Other times I just knew I wasn't going to cum, so I faked it.
Only once, she was a nice gal but a LOT more "into" me than I was her. SO, after getting her off I faked it. That was the last time I went out with her. She's now happily married and according to friends, pissed at me because I only went out with her to get some of that "fantastic" nookie and once I DID... LOL
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Only once, in the kitchen, taking her from behind.
She was really impressed how hard I remained after delivering such a load!
She was really impressed how hard I remained after delivering such a load!
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yes, once or twice...There is a limit to how many times I can cum, be it during a night, or over a weekend. Eventually I let feelings build, until I can release muscles as if in climax. With so many of our juices covering us, the little extra that is missing goes un-noticed as we cuddle down afterwards.
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Never have
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Never.
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Quote by hopp3r
I've faked an orgasm before.
First, I should note that this is only really possible for a guy if he is wearing a condom. Otherwise, the woman is going to know something is up due to the lack of cum (unless she is really oblivious).
There are two instances ...
Well, if I am balls deep when I let go, and no one is in a rush to jump up and check for seepage, how would she know?
Maybe I'm wrong, but no one has checked on me, that I can recall. Or probably cared.
Did we enjoy an intimate special moment?
Yes?
'nuff said.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt" - Mark Twain (or Lincoln, or Confucius, or...)
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Have you ever faked an orgasm out of boredom or to get out of a situation? Yes
Or has a woman ever asked you if you came and you lied about it? Yes
Been fucking this woman for 60 mins and nothing was happening down below, but she was kinda loose down there, so there was not much feeling but i was 18 and she was 56 so guess was a tough one to call, so i faked coming as she asked if had cum.
Or has a woman ever asked you if you came and you lied about it? Yes
Been fucking this woman for 60 mins and nothing was happening down below, but she was kinda loose down there, so there was not much feeling but i was 18 and she was 56 so guess was a tough one to call, so i faked coming as she asked if had cum.
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Have you ever faked an orgasm out of boredom or to get out of a situation? Yes
Or has a woman ever asked you if you came and you lied about it? Yes
Been fucking this woman for 60 mins and nothing was happening down below, but she was kinda loose down there, so there was not much feeling but i was 18 and she was 56 so guess was a tough one to call, so i faked coming as she asked if had cum.
Or has a woman ever asked you if you came and you lied about it? Yes
Been fucking this woman for 60 mins and nothing was happening down below, but she was kinda loose down there, so there was not much feeling but i was 18 and she was 56 so guess was a tough one to call, so i faked coming as she asked if had cum.
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Quote by MorePleasin
Well, if I am balls deep when I let go, and no one is in a rush to jump up and check for seepage, how would she know?
Maybe I'm wrong, but no one has checked on me, that I can recall. Or probably cared.
Did we enjoy an intimate special moment?
Yes?
'nuff said.
Fair point.
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I can't imagine faking something that either happens or doesn't.
If it doesn't happen, I would just keep the train on the tracks a little longer and speed it up.
If it doesn't happen, I would just keep the train on the tracks a little longer and speed it up.
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