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Quote by Andrew00...anal...spanking
Quote by pallister0895
I was once demanded (mid-sex) to smack and punch the girl I was with. She literally took my belt off and told me to beat her with it until she bled whilst still pumping away. It was really unnerving.
Quote by WellMadeMale
The 6'5", 55 year old, bisexual cross-dresser who wanted to film me rag-doll fucking his girlfriend and then wanted me to pull out of whichever fun hole I was stroking - to deliver my money-shot all over his face. I negotiated a map-making, seminal tit-splash instead and told him that after my sperm were swimming on her flesh he could do whatever he wanted with the goo, but he was not getting facially guysered (pun intended).
He even paid me ten crisp hundred dollar bills for my pain & suffering. So there were a few new milestones crossed in that one early evening encounter in 1999.
First cuck couple encounter -
First time as a bull, directing the cuck to shut the fuck up, etc... -
First time performing before a video camera -
First time Bigelow -
First time ass to mouth -
First time watching (briefly glimpsing) a man smearing my goo on his rouge coated cheeks from his girlfriend's fake titties.
(some things you can't sear out of your memory banks)![]()
Quote by WellMadeMale
You're supposed to enlighten us with your own Strangest Requests, Jack... although, we know you won't, you're merely here to add your own unique commentary.
Let's hear it, Jack... spill. I'm sure even you have engaged in some weird hanky panky in your limited experience. Hamsters, pumpkins, Eddie Murphyesque escort mishaps.
Enlighten us.
Unless you're really just a plain old Vanilla bean - Nut![]()
Quote by MaryLewid
What is with guys & anal sex????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Quote by Frank
Missionary position, in bed and lights out.![]()
Quote by Magical_felix
Lol, still so easy...
One time a girl asked me to donkey punch her but I refused because I'm a gentleman.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by AlDesc
I make the strange requests, women just slap me.
Quote by sprite
what about that time you asked me to donkey punch you?
Quote by Magical_felix
I told you to punch my donkey... Two completely different things. Get your shit straight.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by MaryLewid
What is with guys & anal sex????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Quote by Ardentmale
It involved a lovely lady and a giant candy cane...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.