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Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?

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Guest
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A guy asked me to piss on him. Tame, perhaps, for some, but unusual for me. I obliged him. And enjoyed it.
Sicarium
Advanced Wordsmith
I had a husband ask to me sleep with his wife while he watched. He said they both shared the fantasy but it was their first time pursuing it. I was nervous as hell, but agreed. Before the dead was done though, they backed out.
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Unknown User
To stuff her panties in her pussy and then lick her clit until she came.

Which she did like a freight train........
pallister0895
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I was once demanded (mid-sex) to smack and punch the girl I was with. She literally took my belt off and told me to beat her with it until she bled whilst still pumping away. It was really unnerving.
hopp3r
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I once was fooling around with a girl and began to finger her, my hand down her pants. As the clothes came off and things got hotter, she paused and asked if I would be willing to fuck her with some ice cubes. I found it odd but was also intrigued. I went to the kitchen and fortunately my roommate had filled the ice tray. I brought it back and proceeded to slide one in and out while licking her clit. She came hard and then asked me for the 'real thing' (my cock). The sex was good but, thanks to the sensation, I couldn't happen but chuckle as the 'Eskimo pussy' marching song from Full Metal Jacket came to mind.

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mranonymous7
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Quote by Andrew00
...anal...spanking
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
Had a GF ask me to fist her. Not knowing that it was inserting my fist in her vagina, I asked, "You want me to hit you???"
carlos522
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Anal and it was tight.
Dudealicious
Wise Ass
Quote by pallister0895
I was once demanded (mid-sex) to smack and punch the girl I was with. She literally took my belt off and told me to beat her with it until she bled whilst still pumping away. It was really unnerving.


Did she call the police on you?

If it was unnerving why in the heck did you do it?
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Icatchbigfish
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I picked up a woman at a bar and went back to her house. We fooled around then went to the bedroom for the real fun. She was a sex freak and I was in heaven. When we got done she left the room. When she came back in she had another woman with her that was naked. She grinned and asked I would fuck her sister. Needless to say the sex freak was a family trait.
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I make the strange requests, women just slap me.
WellMadeMale
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The 6'5", 55 year old, bisexual cross-dresser who wanted to film me rag-doll fucking his girlfriend and then wanted me to pull out of whichever fun hole I was stroking - to deliver my money-shot all over his face. I negotiated a map-making, seminal tit-splash instead and told him that after my sperm were swimming on her flesh he could do whatever he wanted with the goo, but he was not getting facially guysered (pun intended).

He even paid me ten crisp hundred dollar bills for my pain & suffering. So there were a few new milestones crossed in that one early evening encounter in 1999.

First cuck couple encounter -
First time as a bull, directing the cuck to shut the fuck up, etc... -
First time performing before a video camera -
First time Bigelow -
First time ass to mouth -
First time watching (briefly glimpsing) a man smearing my goo on his rouge coated cheeks from his girlfriend's fake titties.

(some things you can't sear out of your memory banks)
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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale
The 6'5", 55 year old, bisexual cross-dresser who wanted to film me rag-doll fucking his girlfriend and then wanted me to pull out of whichever fun hole I was stroking - to deliver my money-shot all over his face. I negotiated a map-making, seminal tit-splash instead and told him that after my sperm were swimming on her flesh he could do whatever he wanted with the goo, but he was not getting facially guysered (pun intended).

He even paid me ten crisp hundred dollar bills for my pain & suffering. So there were a few new milestones crossed in that one early evening encounter in 1999.

First cuck couple encounter -
First time as a bull, directing the cuck to shut the fuck up, etc... -
First time performing before a video camera -
First time Bigelow -
First time ass to mouth -
First time watching (briefly glimpsing) a man smearing my goo on his rouge coated cheeks from his girlfriend's fake titties.

(some things you can't sear out of your memory banks)






Yeah.. That's really messed up... Super gay.
NawtyGuy504
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To set up a SIMULATED kidnapping and gang . The actual sex was not simulated. This came from two different women just a few months apart. The first was for a four day weekend. The other one was for just one day but overnight. These came about not too long after the women escaped from the guy that had held several women captive for many years. It stayed in the national news for a good while.

The first one was in the French Quarter and because of the way she wanted it to go down it was set up like a movie scene for a documentary. Her and her husband both signed a contract outlining what she wanted done to her.

The second one was in a small country town not too far from New Orleans. The kidnapping was from a small shopping center. This one was also under a contract spelling out what she wanted done to her.

Nawty
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
You're supposed to enlighten us with your own Strangest Requests, Jack... although, we know you won't, you're merely here to add your own unique commentary.

Let's hear it, Jack... spill. I'm sure even you have engaged in some weird hanky panky in your limited experience. Hamsters, pumpkins, Eddie Murphyesque escort mishaps.

Enlighten us.

Unless you're really just a plain old Vanilla bean - Nut
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
I don't know if this was strange sex request but I once had this couple ask if I would take pictures of them on my longboard. I looked at them like they were nuts but said sure and pointed to my surfboard on the sand. He said no, that they wanted it in the water. I asked if he had ever surfed? He said no that they were in California on vacation, and that they were from Minnesota. I told him that wouldn't be possible as it is difficult to just paddle one or sit on a surf board. Fucking on a surfboard would be a world class move. He was insistent so we gave it a try. She almost drown just trying to swim out past the break... Kooks!
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale
You're supposed to enlighten us with your own Strangest Requests, Jack... although, we know you won't, you're merely here to add your own unique commentary.

Let's hear it, Jack... spill. I'm sure even you have engaged in some weird hanky panky in your limited experience. Hamsters, pumpkins, Eddie Murphyesque escort mishaps.

Enlighten us.

Unless you're really just a plain old Vanilla bean - Nut


Lol, still so easy...

One time a girl asked me to donkey punch her but I refused because I'm a gentleman.
MaryLewid
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What is with guys & anal sex????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Andrew00
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Quote by MaryLewid
What is with guys & anal sex????????????????????????????????????????????????????


not strange at all !!!
Frank
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Missionary position, in bed and lights out.
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Dancewithme
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Quote by Frank

Missionary position, in bed and lights out.



I wonder how many men and women were put through this one way ONLY treatment for over twenty years until it became so boring, the
"well went dry" for the lady, or, for the guy, as Dylan says, "the pump don't work cuz the vandals took the handle?"
"After all, that's the way IT is done!"
MrAvg
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To do a photography shoot of a guy and two girls using a bottle or two of baby oil on sheet of plastic.
I agreed and while shooting them in action they asked me to join them.
It was fun but messy after all the fun was over, baby oil is not easy to wash off.
Old in chronological age. But young at heart and desire.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


Lol, still so easy...

One time a girl asked me to donkey punch her but I refused because I'm a gentleman.


what about that time you asked me to donkey punch you?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Guest
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Quote by AlDesc
I make the strange requests, women just slap me.


Like?
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by sprite


what about that time you asked me to donkey punch you?


I told you to punch my donkey... Two completely different things. Get your shit straight.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


I told you to punch my donkey... Two completely different things. Get your shit straight.


I am so calling PETA on you.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
MrAvg
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I wonder that as well, unless a woman asks why would a man want to not use a perfect other orifice.
Myself I prefer what is up front on a women not so much the rear entrance. surprised]

Quote by MaryLewid
What is with guys & anal sex????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Old in chronological age. But young at heart and desire.
Unknown User
It involved a lovely lady and a giant candy cane...
sprite
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It involved a lovely lady and a giant candy cane...


oh, i've done that! i mean... umm... nevermind.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.