Pah this one on a roundabout on the A25 at Dorking (oh, the irony) is much bigger - what do I win?
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It is times like this when I pause for consideration,
taking into account my known and suspected flaws both in character and personality,
reflect upon my self-impression of individuality,
and ask myself with great wonder,
"Why the HELL did I click this thread like a brainless sheep?"
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde