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Guys only please: What would you do if a woman you didn't know came up and started kissing you o

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Quote by poizenivy
This is an impulse I have had for years but only ever acted on in the clubs and after several drinks. But I am really curious as to what the average Joe would do if a woman he didn't know came up and laid a seriously passionate kiss on him in the street. Would it matter if she was hot, average, or fugly? I am curious if hot guys, average guys, and fugly guys would have different response.



You pose an interesting premise and, damn, we need a flow chart for this.

Step 1/ Thank myself that I had popped in a breath mint 5 minutes prior to the incident.
Step 2/ Savour the moment because that'd be a once in a lifetime experience.
Step 3/ If she were with me I'd gauge my girlfriend's reaction, likely favourable in my case.
Step 4/ Assess the kisser. Fugly ends the game.
Step 5/ "Would you like to join me/us for a drink/coffee?"
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Be confused... and kiss back... maybe.
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Depends on a lot of things, am I single, did I see her coming towards me ( if I did, did i like what I saw? ) where are we, no matter what I am going to be surprised, its once my brain catches up to me that determines how I will fell about it. I would say if you are at least reasonably good looking you have a good chance of getting away with this on a semi regular occasion.
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depends i would be looking for the camera
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Your question does not offend. If it does then maybe whoever it offends doesn't belong here. This is a place where anything, withen the rules, can be said. Any question can be asked. If it's not to your taste, ignore it. NEVER blame the person asking for your inability to deal with it. That is purely your problem.

For me it would depend on a couple of things. If she is clean and doesn't smell like a garbage dump I don't give a particular damn about anything else like age or looks or color. I will kiss her back and try to give her the experience she was looking for. I will enjoy the fact that she picked me to do it too.

The deal with my wife has always been, I can look but not touch unless a Penthouse centerfold comes up to me and jams her hand down the front of my pants. Then I will have a very hard time saying no. If she fits that scenario then she may have a problem with just a kiss.

Actually she doesn't have to be a centerfold but don't tell my wife that.

If that's you in the Avatar with the camera you would most definitely have a problem.
I am always a gentleman.
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Always love a hot passionate kiss from a women.
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I would do whatever she said after that, what a woman!
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Confused, stunned, then............................................kiss back smile lol
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This actually happened to me in a club, I was shocked but my boyfriend who was with me thought it was hilarious.NWKPWuSj2k0gOfOb
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Would love every minute of it...;)
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definitely kiss her back!
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Would love every minute of it...;)

Now if you walked up to me, well ????
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Probably stand in shock.
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Probably check out her tonsils.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis


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As long as she's not fugly, I would thank her. Gotta love those passionate kisses!
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stand there stunned for a bit but then kiss her back
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With no time to assess anything more than her looks and her talent; it would depend upon two things, her BREATH and her looks. Average or above I'd give AT LEAST as good as she was giving. Fugly, I'd back off and say something like, "Excuse me m'am, but you seem to have mistaken me for someone else, but I'm sure he'll be glad to meet you again too!"
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Frankly, not quite sure what I'd do. Guess it depended on what she looked like and if I perceived she was serious or just making fun of me.
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My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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Kiss her back and invite her back to my place
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I would do what most men would do I would kiss her back and see where it would lead maybe to a bed maybe just a kiss
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I would perhaps not go to this extent, but thepainter captures my sentiment. It would not matter to me what the girl looked like, if I don't know her then I would not be receptive to a random kiss. I would push her away from me and ask her is she was, indeed, crazy.

It's sexual harassment and I'm sure not many girls would like it if the shoe was on the other foot.


I agree. It is sexual harassment.
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I'll tell her congratulations you have just made yourself my private property!!!!
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I'd panic. These things don't happen to me!
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I would definitely kiss her back
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I would push her away, say wtf? and then go home an masturbate
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After rethinking my original answer, and doing just that, I would probably fall over in shock. I sure as hell wouldn't push her away. Now, my wife - that's a different story. She would probably reach over and snatch her hair off.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis


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Quote by poizenivy
This is an impulse I have had for years but only ever acted on in the clubs and after several drinks. But I am really curious as to what the average Joe would do if a woman he didn't know came up and laid a seriously passionate kiss on him in the street. Would it matter if she was hot, average, or fugly? I am curious if hot guys, average guys, and fugly guys would have different response.

this is not easy, because it depends on a lot of things
as on the street one is involved in different things (work,getting from a to b, going to meet.., etc., life in general), hence most likely response would be shock and surprise, then depending on the moment other reactions would follow.
but in a club! you'd be taken on
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It depends. If she's sober and I've had my eye on her, then I'll enjoy the play. If she's drunk and I've never seen her before, I'll probably push her away.
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Great question, I actually don't know what I would do.