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Guys, if you could be a woman for 1 month, what would you do?

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dpw
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One thing I know I'd do is have a period.
theupeh
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I would be a lesbian for sure and have as many women as i could sexually , all day and all night for the whole momth as that is not a very long time smile
theupeh
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I would be a lesbian for sure and have as many women as i could sexually , all day and all night for the whole month as that is not a very long time smile sorry about that all !!
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Personally, I would want to just enjoy being different from my usual self. Shop for women's clothes, hang out with other women, and, yes, experience sex with both men and women to see how it feels from the other side.
jollyjack
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Buy tampons...?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
garterbelt
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I would be having sex all the time! Men and women!I would love to feel sex from the women's side! And experience having a period.....and sex on my period!!
Guest
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Be a massive cocktease and get tons of free drinks. Maybe make some dude miserable by telling him I'm fat and watch them try to convince me otherwise. You know, typical woman things...
Guest
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I'd dress sexily and fuck as many men as I could.
Guest
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Fuck a lot of guys and girls, to experience the other side of things!
ChuckEPoo
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I would be a lesbian.
dpw
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I'd have my hair done and get all the gossip, then make sure it was spread around.
I'd complain about how useless men are, "Can't they do anything right".
Talk about how slutty the neighbour's getting "I mean why can't she dress her age"?
Bitch about women at work, "I know exactly how she got promoted"!
I'd go shopping for clothes that I didn't need, always asking "Does this make my ass look big"?
Constantly gripe about it being a man's world and then make him sleep on the wet patch.
Lie about my age!
Look at the shops while I'm driving, forget to indicate and be lousy at reverse parking!
You know, just typical women's stuff!!
Guest
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Lesbian orgy, for 27 days only.
Rider47
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Id line the girls up to give oral and pleasure myself several times a day!
Guest
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I'd play with my boobies
Guest
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I would probably go catatonic for 30 days the moment I looked down and saw a vagina. Then I would feel cheated upon snapping out of it.
doctorlove
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Play with my pussy, your pussy and just be the biggest lez around.
Guest
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First week - probably would not leave the house - would masturbate every which way possible.

Second week - I'd venture out - first day or two I'd just learn - see what the world is like through a woman's eyes - and then... I'd be a slut... men, women... just get as much as I can - when with a guy, I'd want to try all the positions and stuff I (as I guy) like to see what it's like for a woman.

Third week - I'd spend it at a nudist resort - and continue on with being a slut.

Fourth week - I'd spend it at home like the first week - but this time I'd have a Sybian - which I would use as much as physically and mentally possible.
Jack_42
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As it's only 1 month I would take the pill that delays your period and also go on the birth pill as the mind boggles as to what would happen if I got pregnant during the month and then turned back into a man. Then I would go and have as many sexual experiences as possible taking every precaution against STD apart from abstinence.
clum
Clumeleon
Earn less money...
Jester2725
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If I'm not teasing guys or girls in public, I would definitely be playing with my tits or making myself wetter by masturbating a lot. And behaving sex with both guys and girls. I would play with my tits pretty much all the time while someone else isn't.
Heartofblue
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Play with my pussy - a lot.
Generally be a lesbian for a month.
Guest
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try and get pregnant and screw every guy and girl around
Dancewithme
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Get worried because that is what women do best I think, be genuinely concerned about things a worry too damned much. It is something I think tyhe rest of uys are l7ucky to have because they take such good care of everything you can think of! But it must be a hard life!
jollyjack
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W I. F.. E.......Washing, Ironing, Fucking Etc
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Guest
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Bitch about something my man did a month ago I didn't like Lol
Guest
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these answers are comedy gold.

love them
dpw
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I'd go out to a bar with female friends, to find out why they go to the bathroom in pairs!