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haha what did your roommate say?
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I drive a semi for a living, so I'm alone quite a bit. I usually masturbate before I go to sleep. I used to masturbate while driving( thank god for cruise control), but that was awhile ago. When I do it I hold the base of when I'm ready and this makes the orgasm more intense.
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haha what did your roommate say?
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What is the question?
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the answer is yes
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What is the question?
this is the second page of the thread, grey. the question is on the first page ;)
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haha what did your roommate say?
He just turned his back to me while I re-situated myself, and then acted as if nothing had happened.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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yea... that was a real fine way to begin our relationship as room mates. And that isn't even the worst time that I've been caught by somebody. 
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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yea... that was a real fine way to begin our relationship as room mates. And that isn't even the worst time that I've been caught by somebody.
haha let's hear about it!
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Urg, this is embarassing, but, okay. I was at the beach one year with my friend and his family. We rented several rooms at a private condo along the shore. One evening, after a long day of "sight seeing" at the pool, I decided to partake in my favorite activity. There was a pratical reason to my line of thought, which was: I had a raging erection and didn't want to try going up the elevator three levels and then try to tactfully make my way past all of my friend's family, not to mention anybody who just so happens to want to ride on the elevator. So, I paddled my way over to one of the massaging jets in the pool. I had enjoyed a wonderful back massage using one of those earlier and had wondered what it would feel like, down there. I had to lift myself partially out of the water to get the best position for maximum pleasure. It felt GREAT! Soon, I got the tunnel vision of one who only wants to come to a climax. In an irrational state of mind, I slid my trunks down to my knees, so the feeling would be even better. Not to long after that, to my complete surprise, I heard a horrified voice behind me say, "What are you doing!?" I spun around to see a very attractive, bikini clad young woman I had met earlier standing at the edge of the pool stareing at me (or rather, farther down into the crystal clear water) with a towl in her hand and her mouth wide open. I moved to quickly pull up my trunks, and, being the smooth talker I am, I mumbled something along the lines of "nothing". She, now blushing, turned around and sat down on a chair with her back to me, head in her hands, as I exited the pool and beat a hasty retreat to my room.
Moral of the story: Pick a more secluded pool next time.
Moral of the story: Pick a more secluded pool next time.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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Hey cum floats so watch out that you don't leave traces of your fun!
Carpe Diem
Red out
Red out
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Hey cum floats so watch out that you don't leave traces of your fun!
Too true, I didn't even consider that. Thanks for the tip.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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Wow, relax, that's terrible. Hope you can laugh about it now!
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Wow, relax, that's terrible. Hope you can laugh about it now!
Oh, I can laugh about it now. I started to as soon as I was able to slow my heart rate in my room. I love answering any questions or explaining something, I think it's hilarious, just a little embarassing, as you can imagine. But, I have to admit, it was very thrilling.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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That was a funny story R&R.
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In the Army the running joke was Cum or Bleed! I'm not spitting again!
Usually two or three times a week, whether I need to or not.
Last time... this morning...
Usually two or three times a week, whether I need to or not.
Last time... this morning...
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I mostly masturbate in my dorm room at the end of the day while thinking about my hot female professors lol.
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since we have this for the ladies, I thought I'd make it even!
I'll just repeat run's question:
When, where and how do you masturbate?
How often?
Let us know when you came last?
Thanks
Ella
Sometimes it's just for the release of libdinal energy....but the good question here should be...it's more what's on your mind to trigger the need to feed the seed!
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Where: alone in bed or the restroom. When: Any time usually late at night. How: always with womens panties. How Often: 4-6 times aweek. When I came last: Last night and I will be again soon.
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When/where: often at night or in the morning still in bed. Sometimes on the couch in front of the TV, in the shower, sitting at my desk reading lush stories lol
Also masturbated at work in a public restroom, on webcam, in chatbox, out and about in a forest, in a stream etc.
How: depends really. Sometimes I wear one or two cockrings, one around my cock and one around both cock & balls. Sometimes I massage/jerk my balls without touching my cock. I can masturbate with both hands (years of practice ha!) so can switch whenever I like. Sometimes I use a full hand, sometimes just 2/3 fingers, sometimes 2 hands.
Sometimes I hump my pillow, sometimes I just shove my cock back and forth on the mattress oozing all over the place to tease myself.
How often: usually 2/3 times a week.
Last time I came: 8 days ago, Oct 16 lol.
Yeah I'm seeing how long I can go without. It's getting harder and I ooze precum several times during the day. Let's see how long I can hold it up, as long as no wet dream cums along ha.
Also masturbated at work in a public restroom, on webcam, in chatbox, out and about in a forest, in a stream etc.
How: depends really. Sometimes I wear one or two cockrings, one around my cock and one around both cock & balls. Sometimes I massage/jerk my balls without touching my cock. I can masturbate with both hands (years of practice ha!) so can switch whenever I like. Sometimes I use a full hand, sometimes just 2/3 fingers, sometimes 2 hands.
Sometimes I hump my pillow, sometimes I just shove my cock back and forth on the mattress oozing all over the place to tease myself.
How often: usually 2/3 times a week.
Last time I came: 8 days ago, Oct 16 lol.
Yeah I'm seeing how long I can go without. It's getting harder and I ooze precum several times during the day. Let's see how long I can hold it up, as long as no wet dream cums along ha.
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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Twice a day on average.
Everywhere. Most notably, at school, at work, outside in public, on a public metro bus (dare from ex-gf), living room at gf's parents house. Back seat, under my coat on my lap during a road trip with my gf at the time and her best friend.
Everywhere. Most notably, at school, at work, outside in public, on a public metro bus (dare from ex-gf), living room at gf's parents house. Back seat, under my coat on my lap during a road trip with my gf at the time and her best friend.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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since we have this for the ladies, I thought I'd make it even!
I'll just repeat run's question:
When, where and how do you masturbate?
How often?
Let us know when you came last?
Thanks
Ella
I usually masturbate 4-5 times a day, which is somewhat less than the 10 times a day I managed 5 years ago. Typically, I do it in bed, but sometimes in the loo/bath/shower. Love doing it outside on a sunny day, too.
I masturbate in the morning, because I wake up with an erection, and it seems a shame to waste it. Thoughout the day, I'll do it if reading something hot on Lush. And at night, I do it just to get to sleep. I've never used any of those aids that are advertised on Lush; my right hands seems perfectly fit for the purpose. If I'm dating someone and she lets me have her dirty panties, I'll sometimes masturbate while licking them.
More than pictures, I find my imagination the best to masturbate to.
I've been caught a couple of times - which I found extremely exciting. Cx
P.S. just going for the third of the day now!!!
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when: whenever
Where: wherever
How: reading erotica
last time: five hours ago thinking of ellastar in one of the stories I read
Where: wherever
How: reading erotica
last time: five hours ago thinking of ellastar in one of the stories I read
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I love to masturbate to audio erotica. Sexy talk is a huge turn on.
My fantasies almost always involve me jerking off in front of female strangers........
........My "last cum" will be in about 2 minutes. =)
My fantasies almost always involve me jerking off in front of female strangers........
........My "last cum" will be in about 2 minutes. =)
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how often ? 1-3 times a day
how do i do it ?jerk it , sometimes with lotion or silky panties
what gets
me stimulated ? porn,memories, or chatting to someone on lush (so help me out ladies)
last time i came ?well its still not dried up yet
how do i do it ?jerk it , sometimes with lotion or silky panties
what gets
me stimulated ? porn,memories, or chatting to someone on lush (so help me out ladies)
last time i came ?well its still not dried up yet
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I masturbate as often as possible, usually depending on my workload. Typically it is 4-5 times a week. My favorite way has lately been in online chat rooms on cam with multiple women watching (doesn't bother me if guys watch).
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I've masturbated in many places. I usually do it if I've been thinking intensley about a girl I saw recently, teacher, or fantasy, an erotic pic, story, encounter or TV show. I've done it at work, in school while sitting at my desk, in a hotel room, in bed, in the shower, while driving, in the forest, in the bathroom, in bed next to my girl while she slept. I do it with my hand or fingers or with soap, and I do it in cycles. Some weeks its a couple times a day others once a day and others a few times a week others a few times a month. The most I've ever done it was like four or five times in one day only because my balls ached because of doing it numerous times the day before. As a kid I used to just rub the cum into my abdomen until it disappeared but after while I had to lay a kleenex, tissue or paper towel down to catch it. The last time was four days ago only because I have a child at home who hasn't been away long enough to let me get it done but it was in the afternoon on our bed after work and a shower and before she came home from school. I've wanted to do it the last couple days but time won't allow it. I'm going to do it tonight though some how some way.
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You guys wanna be careful about jerking at work...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Always in the morning,,Mostly after my G.F. has starved me out of sex for enough days that my frustration starts effecting my job,,,2days ago after she went to work.