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I once dozed off at work and woke up with one of those big, snap-your-head-forward-and-lurch-to-your-feet, "where the hell am I???" kinda movements.


Oh yeah...been there, done that one...

I think I might agree with the comment about dancing with your best friend's mom at his graduation though...or dancing with your own mom...or grandmother...

Ouch...

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At church, getting up for the pasting of wine. And prostate exam, and ladie did it to me and i ask if it will hurt much, she just smile and slowing lube her long finger and put her finger slowing in and out of me tell i got a hard on. WOW
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At the in-law's pool.
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In a meeting with a client when his secretary keeps bending over,its happened to me !!!!
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I'm not embarassed by my erections......
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At a Wet & Wild (water park), so many scantily-clad girls running & bouncing & adjusting themselves after various activities. I felt like a perv, but concealed my shame with a well placed towel. Had a serious case of blue-balls by the end of that day surprised
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Wearing your bathing trunks, at your parent's home, sitting around their pool - surrounded by 12 members of the immediate family *...when your brother's 16 year old daughter and four of her 16 year old female friends are running around in their scant, barely there 2-piece bikini's ... on a breezy, sometimes chilly September afternoon.

Not that that's ever happened.

* (some people would find this to be a most appropriate time to experience a boner)



I bet that would give any guy, no matter how old they were a rock hard cock!!! I know it would me!!
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At a Wet & Wild (water park), so many scantily-clad girls running & bouncing & adjusting themselves after various activities. I felt like a perv, but concealed my shame with a well placed towel. Had a serious case of blue-balls by the end of that day surprised

I know what you mean. We take our daughters to a water park, and after being there for awhile, seeing all the girls in their swimsuits, makes me go to the bathroom and take care of myself!! Everytime we go, i end up going into the bathroom before i get a hard cock
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I sat for ten minutes trying to think of one, but I love having a hard on especially if there are hotties around
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I was dancing with a good friends wife and she ticked my ear and it got instantly rock hard. She then rubbed against it and stuck her tongue in my ear. It is not long but very thick and she said she wouldn't be able to handle it. And then she backed off and smiled. I was afraid my wife and my friend would notice but luckily they didn't.
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I was dancing with a good friends wife and she ticked my ear and it got instantly rock hard. She then rubbed against it and stuck her tongue in my ear. It is not long but very thick and she said she wouldn't be able to handle it. And then she backed off and smiled. I was afraid my wife and my friend would notice but luckily they didn't. It was still a little embarassing, though!
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During a parent/teacher conference. The teacher was cute, but her perfume......
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in a meeting. it was dragging on for a while my mind wondered off................ ummmmm the female accountant apprentice was also hot!! that didnt help. I was lucky that the meeting was followed by a presentation after or i would have been screwed!
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Say you are at a formal awards banquet. Your date is wearing a fairly short dress and teasing you with her legs while you sit in the back. Since you are hot expecting to receive any of the upcoming awards you let your date rub your crotch. SUDDENLY! You hear your name called out! To your shock you have won the next award and all eyes turn on you expecting you to get up and walk to the awards stage and receive it. Not a good time to have an erection in the rather thin material of your tuxedo pants. I would rank that as an embarrassing time to have an erection.
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my ex boyfirnd got one when he was playing football the cheerleaders were hot and he was running around on a football field with a monster hard on
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After the second trip to the nude beach, finally got up the nerve to go for a walk along the water. After walking away from my safe location some distance, i was walking along with several girls who were playing in the surf. I felt myself getting hard and knew I would not be able to control it. Sure enough i felt my cock get rock hard and stand at attention as i walked. I turned to head back to my towel. The walk felt like it took an hour! But it also felt amazing at the same time.
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During a physical during the hernia exam. A female doctor was subing for my normal guy.
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when iu was in my teens (mid...15 or 16) singing a solo in church...saw a lovely woman and sexy guy together...got one standing there...my pants partially tented for all the congregants to see.
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About to see the doctor, my girlfriend gave me a monstrous erection.
I had to run it under the cold tap just to make it half respectable.
Female nurse took hold of it for exam, and stiff as a rod again!
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For me there is no situation where an erection is EVER embarassing.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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I have just got a huge erection while lying on a sunbed on holiday. Causes quite a stir in a family hotel. Lots of teenage girls looking at my shorts tenting.
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I think me getting a hard on watching a unexpected hott scene in a movie while sitting next to my mom. And she seeing me shifting around. That's akward. Lol
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I get a hard on when the wind blows, so I just live with...and get laid a lot.
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meeting one of my ex's family at her house.. im sorry but her sister was Sexy!!
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At a family reunion - after sitting next to,talking with (ex)wife's best friend - cutest ass in the world and when she led me by the hand to the food area, I like to think I made lots of new female friends.
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I use to hate getting boners in school. The school trousers I use to wear were not very good at hiding them.

One time I remember was when I was sitting at the desk at the front row and the sexiest girl in my class was writing on the white board. She was constantly stretching up and a bit of her thong would show or she would bend over to write at the bottom.

Oh memories...
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Going up to the blackboard during middle school!
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At a nudist beach. You have to run for the water... really fast. Burying yourself in the sand, can also work.