I have walked the walk on that; my ex-wife was not a willowy lady. Her weight did vary on times depending on what diet she was on.
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Oh, boy โฆ this is gonna get ranty. Fair warning.
Personally, I have a wide range of attractions. I know what and who I like and what and who I don't like.
What you wonโt ever hear out of me is specifically what and who I donโt like.
If you know that I like certain kinds of women, it does not mean I like all women that fit that category.
And to those that have very specific tastes: trust me, I get it.
What I donโt get is your very public, hurtful, and dismissive dislikes.
Do you need to take fucking kindergarten again?
Seriously, just avoid dating and mentioning people who donโt do it for you.
The world does not need to know either (1) your very specific feelings of disgust or (2) your potentially creepy fetishism.
Here are some phrases I never need to hear again in a thousand lifetimes:
And now Iโm going to fantasize about the women that do it for me.
And Iโm still not telling you.
My last published story: Ho For The Holidays
I have always gone for the women with meat on their hips and larger chests. I absolutely am not attracted to women that are rail thin like a super model. Also women who have such small breasts that they could easily pass for a man if you put them in a lumberjack outfit, not a turn on for me either. I want to know they are a woman regardless of how much or how little clothes they are wearing. Got a big ole puffy snow suit on? If I'm seeing those lovely curves, I'm hooked!
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Introduction - Chapter 03 - Published | Chapter 10 โ Published
Chapter 03 - Chapter 04 โ Published .. | Chapter 11 โ Submitted/Awaiting approval
Chapter 05 โ Published .............................. | Chapter 12 โ Waiting for submission
Chapter 06 โ Published .............................. | Chapter 13 - Waiting for submission
Chapter 07 โ Published .............................. | Chapter 14 - Being Written
Chapter 08 โ Published .............................. | Chapter 23 - Written
Chapter 09 โ Published
I find myself interested in quite a range. I was once talking to two women at work, both of whom I have had crushes on and realized just how different they were physically (personalities, too, but that's not the subject in this thread). One is slim, small breasts, shapely little butt and legs. The other is the dictionary definition of BBW; huge tits, big ass, thick thighs. Both beautiful, but opposite ends of the body spectrum. And, of course, I have lusted after a lot of bodies in between.
The security cam was supposed to catch porch pirates, but instead it launched Tyler and Wendy on a new erotic journey.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/porch-pirate-josh
My latest profile post, highlighting some of my older stories.
Oh, absolutely! Variety is the spice of life! It's mostly about just looking and appreciating how beautiful women are, but truth is, my wife thinks I'm weird because I notice eyes more than anything, and probably nice hair or a pretty face a close second. She doesn't seem to believe guys actually do that, but I surely can't be the only one.
A great, sultry voice always gets me too. I've sort of fallen for the woman who talks to me on my car's infotainment system... Sometimes I just drive around so we can talk, but that's getting rather expensive these days.