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Do guys ALWAYS have a name for their thingy ? And what is your name for yours and why?

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billybyobb
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Vlad, the Impaler!
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I don't know about other guys - I've never asked and frankly don't want to know - but I just refer to it as my cock.
BradCarpenter
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A SO named mine Clarence (to go with her Calissara).
Clarence always hangs around with the Bob Boys, Jim Bob and Joe Bob (again she named them).
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My wife has a name for it, I do not.
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My baloney has a first name, but no, I don't have a name for my penis.
Sholbin83
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never thought about giving it a name. but if i did id call it Richard. or shortened Richard, Dick. lol
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Nope.....no name (thank god) just a reputation for pleasure. When the occasion arises it is simply and ever so erotically called a cock.....
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My wife has a name for it, so I know when she is talking to or about it
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never had a g/f name him, don't have a wife atm to name him either, lol, never really thought about that, unmm when l was growing up l can vaguely remember other kids calling theirs dickie-bird, lmao, would be curious as what a lady would name mine for me, but make it something tasteful, sophisticated an mature too, not like a little kid would call one, so at least give it some serious thought please, lol.
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Nope no name... although have heard one girl scream "god" but not sure if the reference was right.. lol
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An ex referred to my penis as 'Mr. Wiggly'...us guys name our cars, right? why not name our cock- after all, it can be pretty damned autonomous at times.
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No name for mine, but I guess if I had to come up with one it would be Girth Brooks
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SSean08
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Nope I've never named my cock or car lol. I did have a few women tell me that I have a killerwhale lol
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Mine is called Mr Cock

Just seems to fit, and it makes me smile.
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Quote by hayley
there is a question on "ask the girls" as to what we call our pussy.. i don't have a name for mine.. and no this is NOT a competition..

is it true that guys ALWAYS have a name for their thingy??? and what is yr name for yrs and why??


I call mine "The Horny Hammer" as I'm nearly ALWAYS horny and like pounding away at willing mouths, pussies or assholes with it.
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A live-in girlfriend back in the Eighties named mine 'Mr. Happy', but I have never introduced it to anybody that way.
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Some good one liners boys! AND I'm in the cock with no name group. She might get confused & call me that name. . ..
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Nope, never had a name for mine
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I guess my cock never earned a nickname. My tongue probably has but no one ever nicknames a tongue.
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Quote by Regnadkcin
No name.

Do people name their left elbow?


Just their right (my right elbow is named "Chico").

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