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Do guys ALWAYS have a name for their thingy ? And what is your name for yours and why?

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there is a question on "ask the girls" as to what we call our pussy.. i don't have a name for mine.. and no this is NOT a competition..

is it true that guys ALWAYS have a name for their thingy??? and what is yr name for yrs and why??


I don't currently have a name for my cock. However, gals, if you would like to check out my pictures and come up with a name, I'd be happy to hear it!
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Jake, the awesome one eyed trouser snake! lol :-)
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I don't currently have a name for my cock. However, gals, if you would like to check out my pictures and come up with a name, I'd be happy to hear it!

How about Supercalifragelisticexpialedoscious?
It does look quite a mouthful
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How about Supercalifragelisticexpialedoscious?
It does look quite a mouthful


ya google that? or ya know how to spell it?

Now I wanna hear the Chipmunks sing that song.....
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Yeah I don't know of anyone who has named theirs, I certainly haven't, just seems like a weird thing to do
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ya google that? or ya know how to spell it?

Now I wanna hear the Chipmunks sing that song.....

Don't laugh, but I didn't have to google it, how sad is that!
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Only my first wife gave it a name - "Erectus Superbus" everyone else call it "Giveittome" ;-)
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Only my first wife gave it a name - "Erectus Superbus" everyone else call it "Giveittome" ;-)

If it was your first wife then you obviously did.chryOd4uaMOBjXd0
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Like most guys here, mine was christened by a young lady many years ago. "The Deceiver "....due to the transformation it takes when going from soft to erect. It's a grower...not a shower.
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the one eye wonder worm lol
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I don't currently have a name for my cock. However, gals, if you would like to check out my pictures and come up with a name, I'd be happy to hear it!


yr nickname is now officially "Pole"
run up the flag then .... giggles "|
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Only my first wife gave it a name - "Erectus Superbus" everyone else call it "Giveittome" ;-)


that's funny
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I don't have a name for it. But it's been called Zeus and big one eyed willy.
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Old girlfriend named it winky and it stuck. She said it would wink at her while sucking on it.
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Old girlfriend named it winky and it stuck. She said it would wink at her while sucking on it.
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The missing Link because, rarely is there a sighting silly
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My 'thingy' doesn't have a name though I like the name Ajax uses as I have not seen mine for years...
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
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I know this is in 'Ask The Guys,' but my husband does not have an account so I am answering for him. I call his a Geoduck, pronounced 'gooey duck.' Thank you Mike Rowe smile


...I thought that maybe a new life, a different life, wouldn’t be so bad. But where the hell did I put the receipt, and could you return something that was over twenty years old? Where do you go to get a new life when your old one has you so puzzled you don’t know how to fix it? Wish I knew.
-Anita Blake (Laurell K. Hamilton)
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Not really a nickname for it, however when I'm flirting with a lady, just for kicks, I'll say something like, "equipment is in perfect working order." That line always gets a smile!
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You guys are no fun.

If I had a dick, I'd name it Dark Knight.

And its mantra would be, 'Rise...Rise...Rise...Rise.'

░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░


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My wife(who is German) and I somehow began referring to a penis as a "Schnecke", which is German for snail. I'm not sure how it started, but it appears to have staying power.
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My wife(who is German) and I somehow began referring to a penis as a "Schnecke", which is German for snail. I'm not sure how it started, but it appears to have staying power.
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No, why should they. It is a penis, all men have them (well almost), it has several functions, some of which it fails to do properly as you get older, and it can be a source of great pleasure. But I refer you to the Forum post "Men on Lush" - why ask this kind of question if you want us men to talk about intelligent matters. As a mere man, I am feeling pretty cheesed off about the way men are thought of by many women on Lush - you ask for respect, give us some in return, please.


I am pleased u say "no, why should they" and take upon yrself the right to answer for ALL men and in the negative.
But u r wrong.. many do..
U r right in saying this is not a serious post.. it was intended as a bit of fun .. obviously in yr case we don't share the same sense of humour..
But perhaps u believe humour has no place on The Forum ?..

I should refer u to my original post.. which is IN RESPONSE to a post BY A MAN on Ask The Girls about what we name our pussys ...

As for respect... how sad it is u cannot respect a girl with a sense of humour.. even if it not yr own genre..
But I don't seek yr respect or respect from any man.. or woman for that matter..
I am what I am .. if I am respected I consider I have earned it...
In yr case I haven't
Does that bother me???
Not one bit...
U certainly don't have mine..
.... but as a caring person I am sorry for yr haemorrhoids ....

post script... the man who posted the question on Ask The Girls is certainly worthy of respect [my opinion] ... he has mine smile .. he's a nice guy :)
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Thingy? Really? You are on a sex story sight and you refer to the penis at "thingy"? What are you, 12 years old? Cock, dick, johnson, dong, rod, shlong, even love stick or salami but never "thingy"! You gonna talk about sex, use the right words.

To answer your question, my cock is named Rutherford, after President Hayes. A long ago ex-girlfriend named it that and it stuck. Her pussy was referred to as Lucy, President Hayes's wife. I have no idea why. I am sure we had been drinking and thought it was funny.


oh my... what a hateful and ill mannered reply ... the worst response I have ever encountered on Lush.. including verbals in the Chat Rooms..

I was raised, mainly by my maternal grandmother.. I asked her what I should call a penis in polite society.. she said "call it his 'thingy'" .. and for six years I have .. and u r the first person of either sex to take umbrage at the word...
My gran is a grand lady in her nineties.. she has always used the word.. so shall I ... even if it is not politically correct..

As for telling me to grow up? ... well u need to be more honest.. yr bio says u r just a normal guy from the Midwest ... I have met quite a few men from the Midwest.. u r not normal Robert.. u lack their manners.. they r not rude.. nor do they mock the mannerisms of old ladies...

Thank u for at least answering the question....
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no name for it but i'm open to suggestions. :P
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no name for it but i'm open to suggestions. :P


hmmm... I'm gonna go with Nemesis.

As in the 7'3 destroyer in Resident Evil.

You could destroy with you massive.......


Thank you Wikipedia
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I called him Patriot...always ready to salute and ready for action
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No, I never did. I did call him a lot of things though. Like King Kong, king dong, little Larry, and a bunch of others. I discovered many years ago that when the intimacy flag comes up if I show her I can laugh at myself she gets a lot closer a lot faster.

It's a shared thing because she'd almost always share some intimate thing and then we would share each other. That's how I've always seen it happening and tried to make it happen. I usually did but I have screwed up a couple.
I am always a gentleman.