My family at one time were caretakers of a church and I used to delight in hiding my porn behind the altar where there was a gap. I also used to masturbate in the toilet of the church hall whilst reading the magazines.
Hide it in my room, I don't mind.
Get a computer and hide it on a hidden partition of the hard drive that only you know the password to, there aren't many family members who can access hidden files unless they are trained in computer security or digital forensics.
When I was a kid I would hide it in the worst record album that I had or in my guitar case,Never was caught
i would say hide them under ur mattress
I would say you are 19, if you are, it shouldn't matter, your an adult keep them up on your bed or under the covers if you must. Second off, go get your own place. Then you might find someone, then your ancient mags are obsolete.
HIDE PORN? WTH, that is like hiding the Vatican, just not right!
in somebody else's old shit
I have a drawer next to my cigar room and a shelf on the mezzanine of my east wing library. Both places that my wife and servants rarely visit
Take it from someone who knows...there IS NO SAFE PLACE FOR PORN!!
I used to drive My mother crazy as a kid with My porn stash! I tried everywhere...under the bed, in the bathroom, under the drawers, everywhere. She'd eventually find it and throw it out. Finally I grew up and moved out. Now I don't worry about it so much!
I have a dedicated hard drive for my video downloads, and I put all the pictures either on Dropbox or my Google Drive. There is nothing illegal or violent, so its detection might be embarrassing, but no more than that, and my wife knows about my little habits, although I suppose many of my real life friends might be shocked.
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
OK, so first, you need a Delorean. Then, get yourself a flux capacitor (if you can't find a flux capacitor, you can build one from a napkin dispenser and some glow sticks). Finally, you'll need some plutonium, or another means of generating 1.21 Jigawatts (not to be confused with the standard Gigawatt). When you've assembled your time-machine, get in, start it up, and set your desired time period destination. I might suggest Oct. 21, 2015 (I'm aware that this is actually the present, but since you're concerned about finding a place to stash your porn, I assume you're from the 80s). Accelerate to 88 Mph, and you'll be whisked away to the future. Locate your future self, and give them your porn to hold on to. Try to get some good stock or sports betting tips before returning to your own time period. Go back to the future any time using your Delorean to retrieve your porn.
***Warning***
Do not attempt to fuck your future self or any of your relatives, no matter how slutty they may be. It will fuck up the time line.
Don't believe everything that you read.
The traditional place to hide your mags is in-between your mattress and box springs. Guys have been doing this for generations. Maybe your dad did it when he was a teenager. He may not admit it however.
The romantic bi guy.
Stay horny my friend.
One does not need to hide it, there is tons of porn online. Just save your favorites.
It's much harder to hide your sex toys ;)
