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put your ear next to a 39 year old uterus. Yes it does.U0OCri7ehlsZhzo2
Quote by Lil_BirdieTo be fair I've also read "throbbing pussy" but I'm not really sure that's accurate and it seems to actually have an effect on men. Observe ---
You have never gotten excited enough that your pussy throbs? I know I have been that excited before...LOL
not with legs wrapped around your head.
HOWEVER...they really do get pissed off when the woman learns how to read a tape measure. Now why is that?
HOWEVER...they really do get pissed off when the woman learns how to read a tape measure. Now why is that?
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Ok, serious question because I honestly don't understand. What is it about guys and measurements? Is it training from school? Are you taught as young boys that in order for anything to have meaning you need to measure and record that measurement in a story? Because it seems odd to me that breasts can't be accurately described unless they are 36C or DD or whatever. And of course there is the size of the cock. It always has to be accurate down to the millimeter.
Why not just say she has large breasts or huge melons or rolling hills of soft flesh or the old BIG JUGGIES! Also, in Hitchcock (pun intended) fashion, why not just say you have a huge shlong or the thunder beast or great sacrificial spear or destiny...hell anything is more creative and interesting to read than my 8.1444569 cock.
PS: Not really angry about this, there is much, MUCH sarcasm in my voice while I write this. I just can't get that across in writing. However I seriously do want to know what's up with needing measurements? Thanks. I'll check back in a few days.
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Let's just drink Ali.....and nod our heads.....LOL!
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Does it really matter on measurements?
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Ok, serious question because I honestly don't understand. What is it about guys and measurements? Is it training from school? Are you taught as young boys that in order for anything to have meaning you need to measure and record that measurement in a story?
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Can I answer a question with a question? Why is it that when a woman see's a nice size pecker the first question is "How big is it?"
Quote by caharain
Can I answer a question with a question? Why is it that when a woman see's a nice size pecker the first question is "How big is it?"