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put your ear next to a 39 year old uterus. Yes it does.bvxBX5toWs4yD9nN
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Accurate size measurements and guys
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Quote by Lil_BirdieTo be fair I've also read "throbbing pussy" but I'm not really sure that's accurate and it seems to actually have an effect on men. Observe ---
You have never gotten excited enough that your pussy throbs? I know I have been that excited before...LOL
Gotta say yes to this one as well. I know I have felt it throbbing many a time.
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If I put my head down there, it's not gonna be listening for any ticking. 
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you got that right Rocco. I will be enjoying the scenery
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You wouldn't be able to hear the ticking anyway...not with legs wrapped around your head.
Keeping on topic, though, guys are infatuated with measurements. HOWEVER...they really do get pissed off when the woman learns how to read a tape measure. Now why is that?
Keeping on topic, though, guys are infatuated with measurements. HOWEVER...they really do get pissed off when the woman learns how to read a tape measure. Now why is that?
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not with legs wrapped around your head.
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Staying away from this topic, but now:
I would get pissed if she wanted to measure it to compare.
I don't compare.
I don't know how big I am or she is or isn't.
I know we fit. Is there more?
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HOWEVER...they really do get pissed off when the woman learns how to read a tape measure. Now why is that?
I would get pissed if she wanted to measure it to compare.
I don't compare.
I don't know how big I am or she is or isn't.
I know we fit. Is there more?
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HOWEVER...they really do get pissed off when the woman learns how to read a tape measure. Now why is that?
Because this ------- is not really 8 inches. And when we find out how much it really is....
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And this 
isn't really a C cup, as we were told.
It goes for both sexes.
isn't really a C cup, as we were told. It goes for both sexes.
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And the wine in church really isn't the blood of Jesus.....but it comforts people to believe so....so to each his own....who cares...LOL!!
Have sex, have fun, enjoy each other......and repeat 3 times a day.....LMAO!!!
Have sex, have fun, enjoy each other......and repeat 3 times a day.....LMAO!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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And if that doesn't work, call me in the morning or afternooner or evening - even at night.
But not during mealtime. or COFFEETIME.
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But not during mealtime. or COFFEETIME.
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repeat 3 times a day
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Your results may vary.
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Ok, serious question because I honestly don't understand. What is it about guys and measurements? Is it training from school? Are you taught as young boys that in order for anything to have meaning you need to measure and record that measurement in a story? Because it seems odd to me that breasts can't be accurately described unless they are 36C or DD or whatever. And of course there is the size of the cock. It always has to be accurate down to the millimeter.
Why not just say she has large breasts or huge melons or rolling hills of soft flesh or the old BIG JUGGIES! Also, in Hitchcock (pun intended) fashion, why not just say you have a huge shlong or the thunder beast or great sacrificial spear or destiny...hell anything is more creative and interesting to read than my 8.1444569 cock.
PS: Not really angry about this, there is much, MUCH sarcasm in my voice while I write this. I just can't get that across in writing. However I seriously do want to know what's up with needing measurements? Thanks. I'll check back in a few days.
BTW...measured from the tip of the penis too what? You could pick up some extra yardage if the ref has correct ball placement!
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Are we back to this again??? 
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Let's just drink Ali.....and nod our heads.....LOL!
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Let's just drink Ali.....and nod our heads.....LOL!
I am so there!
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Does it really matter on measurements, I mean come on now. We tend to exaggerate on such issues. Well at least some do. As long as the breasts are sensitive and the penis works, who gives a rat ass what size or how long.
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Does it really matter on measurements?
yes. yes it does.
speaking of...yep, I guess it has been a month since we last discussed this. See you all in July for the next go-round...I'll post the above comment then as well.2vzSYnmt4zRazaBF
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I think I get why it means so much to guys; look at their other hobbies and interests!
"It's 4th and 3 on the 17 and Raiders are going to go for it with 2:27 left to go in the 4th quarter!"
"Wow, Rivera is still throwing 95.4 miles an hour after 22 pitches!"
"Klitschko has a 7 inch reach advantage over his opponent in this fight and outweighs him by 27 pounds!"
"Yeah, man, Stewart was on the pole at 183.701 MPH, Gordon just missed it at 183.621!"
"Well, he ran a 4.23 at the combine, that's why they drafted him in the 1st round!"
It's no wonder boob and dick sizes mean so much to them!
"It's 4th and 3 on the 17 and Raiders are going to go for it with 2:27 left to go in the 4th quarter!"
"Wow, Rivera is still throwing 95.4 miles an hour after 22 pitches!"
"Klitschko has a 7 inch reach advantage over his opponent in this fight and outweighs him by 27 pounds!"
"Yeah, man, Stewart was on the pole at 183.701 MPH, Gordon just missed it at 183.621!"
"Well, he ran a 4.23 at the combine, that's why they drafted him in the 1st round!"
It's no wonder boob and dick sizes mean so much to them!
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Sorry CQ but I found your post to be extremely hilarious. Not because of the content, but because of the scenario it inspired in my head. Sex as a spectator sport, with teams, owners, drafts, and broadcast announcers giving the play-by-play (blow-by-blow) action on live television."Up next for the San Diego Marlinspikes is Dwaine 'The Hammer' Wainwright out of Boston college. Despite his size, coming in at a knee-buckling 10.45 inch length and 4.95 inch girth, he was only a third round draft pick in 2008 due to a groin injury during regular season play."
"That's right, Jim. I believe that injury resulted in a failed 'Helicopter' maneuver attempt during a match against LSU. He missed the last 4 tournaments of the season, and it was questionable if he was going to be able join the draft."
"Well Connie, it looks like he's recovered from that past injury, and that's not going to go work in the favor of Leslie 'Blue Mountains' Sprague. As she settles herself in to position, we can see the look of concern on her face."
"That's possible. But, Jim, you have to remember that Leslie is an experienced veteran of over 7 seasons, and she's full of surprises. Dwaine will need to kept alert to prevent her from performing her signature 'Double Jack-Hammer' maneuver. With those massive 38FF globes, many unwary opponents have fallen victim to her."
"You know Connie, team owner of the Houston Waterspouts, Ron Jeremy, paid for those globes. He felt it was a necessary augmentation for the future of the sport. They have definitely worked well for the Waterspouts, who are currently leading their division with a 7-3 record, and have a chance to lock-in a play-off berth if they win today's match against the Marlinspikes."
(OK, enough already, but I thought it was funny LOL)
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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I nominate Castlequeen and Wickedshads for the category of 'best back-to-back postings' for June.vtGj4QxxAtaUKyuO
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Ok, serious question because I honestly don't understand. What is it about guys and measurements? Is it training from school? Are you taught as young boys that in order for anything to have meaning you need to measure and record that measurement in a story?
I'm not sure I've ever measured anyone other than myself, and that was just to see what size ring to buy.
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Depends on the person
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Come to think of it I don't know why guys need to tell us the size of the women's breast it kinda ruins the imagination the stories with plain facts I didnt seem to write a size down, mainly because I couldn't tell you the size just by looking.
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Can I answer a question with a question? Why is it that when a woman see's a nice size pecker the first question is "How big is it?"
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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Can I answer a question with a question? Why is it that when a woman see's a nice size pecker the first question is "How big is it?"
I don't know, maybe she feels the need to make small talk.
Are you speaking from personal experience there?
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Can I answer a question with a question? Why is it that when a woman see's a nice size pecker the first question is "How big is it?"
I don't think I have ever asked a guy that question...
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Can there ever be a set of boobs or a pecker that's too big?