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After the thread on "bad sex" I'm wondering what everyone's worst sexual experience was. This is open to men and women.
Quote by Remington
About a year ago I was this chick. We were on my roommate's bed. She informed me, as I was sticking it in, that this was her 2nd time ever to have sex. She eventually got used to it but then started clawing my back. Not a fan of that, at all. I could not get off because of it. Eventually I stopped and went to the bathroom until she left. Haven't heard from her since then lol.
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She eventually got used to it but then started clawing my back. Not a fan of that, at all. I could not get off because of it. Eventually I stopped and went to the bathroom until she left. Haven't heard from her since then lol.
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She eventually got used to it but then started clawing my back. Not a fan of that, at all. I could not get off because of it. Eventually I stopped and went to the bathroom until she left. Haven't heard from her since then lol.
Did you ask her to stop clawing your fucking back, or did you leave her wondering what the hell happened when you locked yourself in the bathroom until she left?
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The clawing was probably a sign that she was enjoying herself, if as you say it started after she got 'used to it'. Poor girl probably wonders what she did wrong and doesn't know. Her future partners can now thank you for her issues with sex.uNFLDJxw5kdjbGoH
Quote by Alissa
This is actually one of my hubby's triggers. If I ever want to push him over the edge all I need to do is run my nails on his back with a little dirty talk and he is there!![]()
Quote by DamonXQuote by Remington
About a year ago I was this chick. We were on my roommate's bed. She informed me, as I was sticking it in, that this was her 2nd time ever to have sex. She eventually got used to it but then started clawing my back. Not a fan of that, at all. I could not get off because of it. Eventually I stopped and went to the bathroom until she left. Haven't heard from her since then lol.
Yeah, on 3 separate occasions I've been a girl's 2nd time. Not great. Makes me wonder why so many men have a thing for virgins.![]()
Quote by Remington
She annoyed me from the get go, but was persistent to get into my pants.Looking back on it now, I never should've even put myself in that position. Oh well, guess we learn from our mistakes lol.
Quote by Kyle
There was a topic on bad sex. Here is one of mine. I was having casual sex with a woman I met at a convention. I wanted to tell her to shut the fuck up, I found her constant dialog so distracting. I just had to stop it. There was no point, there was no connection between us and the chatter was a substitute. I would have had a better time going to my room alone, putting on a pay-per-view porn movie and masturbating.
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You're well capable of doing that though wmm.![]()
Little story of my own. A one night stand where I was eating a girl out and she got her period during it. That kinda killed the mood and my erection lol.![]()
Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Remington
She annoyed me from the get go, but was persistent to get into my pants.Looking back on it now, I never should've even put myself in that position. Oh well, guess we learn from our mistakes lol.
I've got some t-shirts with that saying, inked on the front and back, if you're interested.
Quote by DamonX
Haha, I'm starting to wonder if any female has ever enjoyed he "first time"![]()
Quote by LittleMissBitchQuote by DamonX
Haha, I'm starting to wonder if any female has ever enjoyed he "first time"![]()
i loved my first time!! had an awesome g spot orgasm!! but thats not the topic at hand.
my worst experience was with a boy in high school who drank A LOT of mountain dew and it made giving head just awful! in fact it ruined me from swallowing altogether! and not only was it bad to have him cum in my mouth he never reciprocated and let me cum in his!! lol!
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Haha, I'm starting to wonder if any female has ever enjoyed he "first time"![]()
i loved my first time!! had an awesome g spot orgasm!! but thats not the topic at hand.
my worst experience was with a boy in high school who drank A LOT of mountain dew and it made giving head just awful! in fact it ruined me from swallowing altogether! and not only was it bad to have him cum in my mouth he never reciprocated and let me cum in his!! lol!
MountainDew? Really? I've never heard that before.Note to self...Don't drink Mountain Dew.
Quote by DamonX
Haha, I'm starting to wonder if any female has ever enjoyed he "first time"![]()
Quote by castlequeenQuote by DamonX
Haha, I'm starting to wonder if any female has ever enjoyed he "first time"![]()
I enjoyed mine immensely! Having a considerate, kind man might have been the trick though.
Ugh, my worst was a well hung guy. I'd heard rumours that the new guy at my work was supposedly hugely hung and several co-workers and I were curious to see who could find out the truth of it as it had been reported by a guy who'd gone to the gym with him. He asked me out, and while I'm not exactly a prude, I usually spend a bit of time before I go to bed with a guy. Unless of course, I'm drinking vodka. On the second date it goes to the bedroom, and I discover that he is indeed well hung, nine inches plus, and he has no idea whatsoever how to use it. Nor does he have any other skills to fall back after he comes in less than two minutes! He's rough, rushes me, takes no time to make sure I'm comfortable with his larger size and finishes in record time? When my request for some cunnilingus was rebuffed, I threw his ass out of my apartment and told him I'd had far bigger and far better (better, yes, bigger, no) and that he needed to learn how to last longer than that if he ever had any hopes of pleasing a real woman. Luckily the next guy was pretty good, and the guy after that turned out to be hubby, who was fantastic from the get-go.
Quote by PassionFlwer74
well...the sex was ok, but I ended up getting pink eye from him...LOL...He didn't tell me he had pink eye.
Quote by PassionFlwer74
well...the sex was ok, but I ended up getting pink eye from him...LOL...He didn't tell me he had pink eye.