Ladies what do you do when you there wound up like a spring horny as hell a needing nothing more than a good old fashioned fuck, but your other half is dead to the world asleep:
a)masturbate somewhere else
b)masturbate next to him and hope he wakes up hearing you
c)slap the rude bastard and say "take that cock out"
d)knock on the door of your really hot neighbour/fuck buddy in your birthday suit
e)nothing
I will sometimes masturbate and wake him as I toss and moan then he's gets hard and takes care of me.
Sometimes I will just reach over and start stroking him and make him hard and wake him up.
Other times, I'll go down on him and start sucking him off and make him hard.
The best is when I am so horney and ready to fuck, I just toss the covers and straddle over him and rock and grind on his cock, (we sleep naked), and get him HARD, then just slip him in me and go for it!
Ok honestly , yep it's early morning and I've woken before him , phone cokes out Internet at my finger tips , lush stories chosen . And a few stories later maybe a private chat and I'm fingering my little button . Why waste that lovely feeling because he can't wake up
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
I was on holiday a few years ago with my future wife; we'd been out walking in the morning, had lunch and went back to the apartment.
I was tired so went for a nap. When I woke up she said she was feeling horny whilst I was asleep, so she masturbated with a banana from the fruit bowl, on the settee in the lounge. To this day, I'm not sure if I was more excited at the thought of her using a banana or disappointed that she hadn't climbed in bed with me and ravished me.
Such is life.
Like that cotton .. would think you were more excited by the former and you should ask her to perform again and watch .. well thats what I would do anyway !!
To the ladies who would wake their man up .. some of us, um particularly the more mature .. cough .. older .. we need our beauty sleep and lots of it so cant you wait a while .. damn impatient I think !!
If my fella was sleeping and I was horny..........? Depending on how horny I felt, I would please my self. But in doing so, I would have him in mind and in my thoughts. I'd be hoping he would wake (but just watch) or even hear me as I am pleasuring my self.
He minds not, that I play if I feel the desire to. Whether he is asleep or not, and If I do, I tell him as he likes me to.
In the end, whether he watches or hears or both,or is asleep and I tell him in the morning, when he wakes.
It ALWAYS, ends up making us both Horny!!!!!
Hmmmm....Ok, Ive been bad. Hubby is a dead sleeper...nothing wakes him up...not even BJs though he gets hard...so, I know its bad of me...but , Ive taken a drive....
So he's sleeping, I'm horny and I can't sleep! I don't want to wake him, so I get my phone, flick it to silent, watch a little porn, play with my button, fire one off and I'm sleepy too - we both awake refreshed and smiling!
i would probably start to play with myself...if all that movement didn't wake him up, I'd definitely be so fired up that I'd have to give him a bj to wake him up...
