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ChuckEPoo
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Okay, I'll bite.... Why?

This isn't a blond joke is it?
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
Okay, I'll bite.... Why?

This isn't a blond joke is it?


Because there's only a short distance between the kitchen and the bedroom!!! ?????
sprite
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Because there's only a short distance between the kitchen and the bedroom!!! ?????


the bedroom, that place you're probably never gonna make it to. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Buz
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Purpleshade, if your wife sees this, she'll say for the next year, no pussy, only microwavable meals for you, and get used to sleeping on the couch.

Talk about driving and women. I've taught my wife how to cut circles (burn rubber) in clutch vehicles, and taught her how to do wheelies on motorcycles. Oh yeah, and she's become quite adept at mudding in my Jeep. City girls can go country and they love it!
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the bedroom, that place you're probably never gonna make it to. smile


Keep your door unlocked love...?
sprite
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Quote by purpleshade


Keep your door unlocked love...?


and a baseball bat next to the bed smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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and a baseball bat next to the bed smile


I had no idea that your pus was so big!
sprite
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I had no idea that your pus was so big!


pus? sorry, infection free. baseball bats for upside the head of guys who get over eager. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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pus? sorry, infection free. baseball bats for upside the head of guys who get over eager. smile


*Pussy, sorry typo.

So, when things get over excited you like to have a baseball bat inside you. Now we're cooking on gas, love...?????
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Purpleshade, if your wife sees this, she'll say for the next year, no pussy, only microwavable meals for you, and get used to sleeping on the couch.

Talk about driving and women. I've taught my wife how to cut circles (burn rubber) in clutch vehicles, and taught her how to do wheelies on motorcycles. Oh yeah, and she's become quite adept at mudding in my Jeep. City girls can go country and they love it!


Wow, all that just in the short space between the kitchen and bedroom. She sounds really great.

Would you ever allow her on the road though...
sprite
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*Pussy, sorry typo.

So, when things get over excited you like to have a baseball bat inside you. Now we're cooking on gas, love...?????


naw, rather use it for pegging ya. ;)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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naw, rather use it for pegging ya. ;)


That's fine by me lovey, I take it that we have a date then ...?
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I don't know about you but I need my old Honda to get me to work and back
Buz
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Quote by purpleshade


Wow, all that just in the short space between the kitchen and bedroom. She sounds really great.

Would you ever allow her on the road though...


She doesn't have to ask. She is a great driver.
dedeNC
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I can beat that one. What is the difference between a job and a wife?
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I can beat that one. What is the difference between a job and a wife?


In my case, only my job sucks!!!!
dedeNC
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ha ha you've heard that one before. my hubby loves that joke, as juvenile as it is.