Reminds me of a joke
A country boy and his girlfriend were driving through the country. She scooted over next to him and said "honey, whisper something warm and mushy in my ear". He looked at her leaned over and whispered to her "bull shit".
Red is the color of sex and signs that say Do Not Enter
The best thing to hear in the middle of the night - Lick Me
"I want to lay you down, kiss you from head to toe, then spread your sexy legs, and claim you as mine once and for all."
"Take me any way you want."