My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
The first few years of marriage my wife would answer the phone when her mom or brother would call even in the middle of intercourse. I would get so annoyed and make it known!
Other time she would actually say "so and so is going to call in a few minutes we have to wait" I would straight our say "when they ask why you didn't answer the phone tell them your mouth was full of my penis or we were having sex" then I'd get up put my sleep pants on and walk out to go watch TV elsewhere in the house...
Other times I would continue with how I was touching or pleasuring her until she would say stop I'm on the phone
Guess she never knew answering machines were invented for this reason also
Obviously if the caller says if your home pick up it's an emergency we would grab the phone!!!