Ladies...
Let us men know how pathetic we can be at attempting to pick you up...
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
What's the worst pick-up line ever used on you?
last reply
5 replies
992 views
0 watchers
0 likes
Lurker
0 likes
I work as a medical professional and the worst pick-up line I have ever gotten was at the hospital when a patient said: "I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away." Or then there is the notorious "Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can totally see myself in them." I however like pick-up lines, it's weird I know, but I think they are funny. It shows a sense of humor.
Lurker
0 likes
Nice to meet you Mrs. Right. I'm Mr. right.... Fail.
0 likes
"Nice boots. Wanna fuck?"
Well, it's more of a joke in certain circles but it based off an actual line.
P.S. If you get it, then you hang out in the same circles I do
Well, it's more of a joke in certain circles but it based off an actual line.
P.S. If you get it, then you hang out in the same circles I do
Rocker of the cocker
0 likes
"Nice lips, they'd look really good wrapped around my cock" 
I had no response to that LOL.. just walked away
I had no response to that LOL.. just walked away
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.