whats the biggest cock you've ever had?

9 Feb 2011

Quote by ashleyisamazing
Sixteen inches, my current boyfriend.

Of course, cock size really doesn't matter ultimately, but it's certainly a good thing when the man is a bad lover! ^^;

Maybe you should take a picture of it next to a ruler? ;)

..In answer to the question...call me boring but I quite like *average* ....not too long, not too thick. No need for a big, painful squeeze in...nor is there any need for them to have to be careful in their actions for fear of hurting me..

9 Feb 2011

In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix. biggrin

9 Feb 2011

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Quote by Magical_felix

Pfffff.... What a tease. I got so excited when I saw you post in this thread. Yet no answers to my burning questions..........

I think you need to ask a doctor about your burning questions. Does it only burn when you get excited?

Especially then. I also seem to get incredibly light headed every time. Almost like a liter of blood was sucked out of my brain and sent somewhere else...

9 Feb 2011

Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though) laughing8

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

9 Feb 2011

Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

Or at least a mention in the guinness book of world records.... ><

9 Feb 2011

Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

That's the thing, though! I don't WANT to sell my body out like that. I'm perfectly content the way I am.

And also, I can't really lasso much... it's 8 inches soft, and lassoing is kind of impossible with a stiff rope, if you catch my drift ;P

9 Feb 2011

Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Ok, everyone is hinting strongly at it. I'm just going to come right and call bullshit on the 16 incher. My research says that the longest recorded cock is 13.5 inches. Now, the explanation that you just don't want the attention, and notoriety of the world's largest cock might be a plausible excuse if you were saying you were 14 inches. But at 16, you are saying that the man with the world's largest cock only has 84% the length of you. It is extremely unlikely that there would be such a large gap between you and the next closest man. If you look at the tallest man in the world, he only beat the previous record holder by 3% not the 16% you have. Human beings just do not differ that much in size. There's always some link to fill in the gap. And before you say it, I doubt there are more like you who just don't want to draw attention to it.

Also, you look to be a relatively slim guy. I don't know your height, so I can't say for sure, but I do wonder what percentage of your blood would be used up creating an erection for you. It can't be healthy pulling that much blood away from your other organs. Unless you are that length flaccid too, in which case, how the fuck do you walk? I'm 5'9" and if I measure from the base of my penis, 16 inches would reach just below my knee cap. Even if you are 6'4" that would still be incredibly difficult to walk around with.

I'm an athlete, so when it comes to talk like this, I go by the simple rule: "put up or shut up."

9 Feb 2011

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Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Ok, everyone is hinting strongly at it. I'm just going to come right and call bullshit on the 16 incher. My research says that the longest recorded cock is 13.5 inches. Now, the explanation that you just don't want the attention, and notoriety of the world's largest cock might be a plausible excuse if you were saying you were 14 inches. But at 16, you are saying that the man with the world's largest cock only has 84% the length of you. It is extremely unlikely that there would be such a large gap between you and the next closest man. If you look at the tallest man in the world, he only beat the previous record holder by 3% not the 16% you have. Human beings just do not differ that much in size. There's always some link to fill in the gap. And before you say it, I doubt there are more like you who just don't want to draw attention to it.

Also, you look to be a relatively slim guy. I don't know your height, so I can't say for sure, but I do wonder what percentage of your blood would be used up creating an erection for you. It can't be healthy pulling that much blood away from your other organs. Unless you are that length flaccid too, in which case, how the fuck do you walk? I'm 5'9" and if I measure from the base of my penis, 16 inches would reach just below my knee cap. Even if you are 6'4" that would still be incredibly difficult to walk around with.

I'm an athlete, so when it comes to talk like this, I go by the simple rule: "put up or shut up."

If it makes you happy, you can think that way. If you'd read my profile, you'd see my philosophy on life: "I don't give a fuck about what you think."

I'm not here to argue, so have a nice day, pal.

9 Feb 2011

Quote by Kilroy
Quote by Jebru
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Ok, everyone is hinting strongly at it. I'm just going to come right and call bullshit on the 16 incher. My research says that the longest recorded cock is 13.5 inches. Now, the explanation that you just don't want the attention, and notoriety of the world's largest cock might be a plausible excuse if you were saying you were 14 inches. But at 16, you are saying that the man with the world's largest cock only has 84% the length of you. It is extremely unlikely that there would be such a large gap between you and the next closest man. If you look at the tallest man in the world, he only beat the previous record holder by 3% not the 16% you have. Human beings just do not differ that much in size. There's always some link to fill in the gap. And before you say it, I doubt there are more like you who just don't want to draw attention to it.

Also, you look to be a relatively slim guy. I don't know your height, so I can't say for sure, but I do wonder what percentage of your blood would be used up creating an erection for you. It can't be healthy pulling that much blood away from your other organs. Unless you are that length flaccid too, in which case, how the fuck do you walk? I'm 5'9" and if I measure from the base of my penis, 16 inches would reach just below my knee cap. Even if you are 6'4" that would still be incredibly difficult to walk around with.

I'm an athlete, so when it comes to talk like this, I go by the simple rule: "put up or shut up."
If it makes you happy, you can think that way. If you'd read my profile, you'd see my philosophy on life: "I don't give a fuck about what you think."

I'm not here to argue, so have a nice day, pal.

Well put dude. I think professor jebru isn't getting it.

And jebru, how does he walk you ask. I've seen three legged dogs get around just fine. Might be similar to that. You're an athlete, you should know this shit.

10 Feb 2011

Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

Or at least a mention in the guinness book of world records.... ><

Especially as a limp penis generally lengthens by around 5cm (2 inches) when erect, so if he is 8" flacid, to my calculations that would give him roughly a size of 10" when erect. I must go back to school, my math is hopeless Think

that it self belongs in the guinness book for doubling in size.

10 Feb 2011

Quote by Fugly
Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

Or at least a mention in the guinness book of world records.... ><

Especially as a limp penis generally lengthens by around 5cm (2 inches) when erect, so if he is 8" flacid, to my calculations that would give him roughly a size of 10" when erect. I must go back to school, my math is hopeless that it self belongs in the guinness book for doubling in size.

Really? I've honestly never heard that. What I've heard is that, in general, a penis will approximately double in size. For instance, a man with an 8 inch penis will have about 4 inches flaccid (not that that math was hard to do :P).

I mean, ~2 inches makes sense for the overall average size (being about 6 inches), as that would go from 3-4 inches soft to 6 inches hard.

10 Feb 2011

Quote by Fugly
Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

Or at least a mention in the guinness book of world records.... ><

Especially as a limp penis generally lengthens by around 5cm (2 inches) when erect, so if he is 8" flacid, to my calculations that would give him roughly a size of 10" when erect. I must go back to school, my math is hopeless that it self belongs in the guinness book for doubling in size.

Pretty impressive shiz right there ey?! When, when, when will the day come that I meet a man, look at his unimpressive flaccid dick only to see it miraculously double - the simply magical joy!

10 Feb 2011

Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Fugly
Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

Or at least a mention in the guinness book of world records.... ><

Especially as a limp penis generally lengthens by around 5cm (2 inches) when erect, so if he is 8" flacid, to my calculations that would give him roughly a size of 10" when erect. I must go back to school, my math is hopeless that it self belongs in the guinness book for doubling in size.

Pretty impressive shiz right there ey?! When, when, when will the day come that I meet a man, look at his unimpressive flaccid dick only to see it miraculously double - the simply magical joy!

I guess, my dear, it's something you'd have to see to believe ;]

10 Feb 2011

Is it bigger than this one? geek

10 Feb 2011

Quote by Dancing_Doll
Is it bigger than this one?

I'll admit, I giggled heart

10 Feb 2011

Quote by ashleyisamazing
Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Fugly
Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

Or at least a mention in the guinness book of world records.... ><

Especially as a limp penis generally lengthens by around 5cm (2 inches) when erect, so if he is 8" flacid, to my calculations that would give him roughly a size of 10" when erect. I must go back to school, my math is hopeless that it self belongs in the guinness book for doubling in size.

Pretty impressive shiz right there ey?! When, when, when will the day come that I meet a man, look at his unimpressive flaccid dick only to see it miraculously double - the simply magical joy!
I guess, my dear, it's something you'd have to see to believe ;]

Well until the bragging stops and the pictures start it's just going to have to stay as sounding like complete and utter.....

10 Feb 2011

Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by ashleyisamazing
Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Fugly
Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

Or at least a mention in the guinness book of world records.... ><

Especially as a limp penis generally lengthens by around 5cm (2 inches) when erect, so if he is 8" flacid, to my calculations that would give him roughly a size of 10" when erect. I must go back to school, my math is hopeless that it self belongs in the guinness book for doubling in size.

Pretty impressive shiz right there ey?! When, when, when will the day come that I meet a man, look at his unimpressive flaccid dick only to see it miraculously double - the simply magical joy!
I guess, my dear, it's something you'd have to see to believe ;]

Well until the bragging stops and the pictures start it's just going to have to stay as sounding like complete and utter.....

I think he's stated his view on the matter... I'll side with him.

10 Feb 2011

Quote by Kilroy
Quote by Fugly
Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

Or at least a mention in the guinness book of world records.... ><

Especially as a limp penis generally lengthens by around 5cm (2 inches) when erect, so if he is 8" flacid, to my calculations that would give him roughly a size of 10" when erect. I must go back to school, my math is hopeless that it self belongs in the guinness book for doubling in size.
Really? I've honestly never heard that. What I've heard is that, in general, a penis will approximately double in size. For instance, a man with an 8 inch penis will have about 4 inches flaccid (not that that math was hard to do :P).

I mean, ~2 inches makes sense for the overall average size (being about 6 inches), as that would go from 3-4 inches soft to 6 inches hard.

I think you will find as I did researching big cocks is that a small penis will increase to around 75% of its flacid state and longer penises will only lengthen approx 2 inches because of the blood supply needed for the erection.

10 Feb 2011

Quote by Fugly
Quote by Kilroy
Quote by Fugly
Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

Or at least a mention in the guinness book of world records.... ><

Especially as a limp penis generally lengthens by around 5cm (2 inches) when erect, so if he is 8" flacid, to my calculations that would give him roughly a size of 10" when erect. I must go back to school, my math is hopeless that it self belongs in the guinness book for doubling in size.
Really? I've honestly never heard that. What I've heard is that, in general, a penis will approximately double in size. For instance, a man with an 8 inch penis will have about 4 inches flaccid (not that that math was hard to do :P).

I mean, ~2 inches makes sense for the overall average size (being about 6 inches), as that would go from 3-4 inches soft to 6 inches hard.

I think you will find as I did researching big cocks is that a small penis will increase to around 75% of its flacid state and longer penises will only lengthen approx 2 inches because of the blood supply needed for the erection.

Can I read whatever source you may have found that from? My knowledge is coming from my doctor, and even then, humans can be wrong. I'm really just curious.

10 Feb 2011

Here's one for starters Penis size
and will gladly show more if needed.

Just unzip your pants and show us what you have and we will shut up evil4

10 Feb 2011

Did she say boyfriend or horse???? beat_deadhorse

10 Feb 2011

Quote by Kilroy
Quote by Fugly
Quote by Kilroy
Quote by Fugly
Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Thanks man, but it's not a competition. (I do win though)

But seriously you should consider taking pictures... Maybe some video of you lassoing something with it. You know get creative.

A Cock like that is worth a million dollars, easy.

Or at least a mention in the guinness book of world records.... ><

Especially as a limp penis generally lengthens by around 5cm (2 inches) when erect, so if he is 8" flacid, to my calculations that would give him roughly a size of 10" when erect. I must go back to school, my math is hopeless that it self belongs in the guinness book for doubling in size.
Really? I've honestly never heard that. What I've heard is that, in general, a penis will approximately double in size. For instance, a man with an 8 inch penis will have about 4 inches flaccid (not that that math was hard to do :P).

I mean, ~2 inches makes sense for the overall average size (being about 6 inches), as that would go from 3-4 inches soft to 6 inches hard.

I think you will find as I did researching big cocks is that a small penis will increase to around 75% of its flacid state and longer penises will only lengthen approx 2 inches because of the blood supply needed for the erection.

Can I read whatever source you may have found that from? My knowledge is coming from my doctor, and even then, humans can be wrong. I'm really just curious.

So did your doctor flip his shit when you unveiled that beast? I mean it's not an everyday thing for him/her I'm sure. What was the first thing they said?

10 Feb 2011

Look Kilroy, I am begging you to show us what you got. Magical felix said he will only show me his IF you show yours.

You don't want to see a damsel in distress? Would you?

10 Feb 2011

Quote by Fugly
Here's one for starters [url=]Penis size
[/url] and will gladly show more if needed.

Just unzip your pants and show us what you have and we will shut up

Quite interesting. Thanks for showing me a legitimate source! (:

I really don't know about me. Call me a freak of nature, I guess. ^^;

Quote by Magical_felix
So did your doctor flip his shit when you unveiled that beast? I mean it's not an everyday thing for him/her I'm sure. What was the first thing they said?

Well, I've been going to the same doctor since I was young (the clinic I go to offers pediatric care until 21, and I'm 18), so he knows me, I basically grew up with him.

He certainly told me at a young age that, yes, I was quite well endowed. It was only within the past year that I actually inquired him about it (since all before that, my parents had gone with me to the doctor's... not exactly fun to talk about your dick in front of your mom and dad). When I had asked him whether or not it was literally... safe for me to have one this size, he literally laughed and said it was fine.

It's been mentioned previously about all the blood lost when erection comes along. To be quite honest, I've never really felt weak or light headed JUST because I was hard.

Quote by Fugly
Look Kilroy, I am begging you to show us what you got. Magical felix said he will only show me his IF you show yours.

You don't want to see a damsel in distress? Would you?

I don't take dick pics. Simple as that.

10 Feb 2011

Quote by Kilroy
Quote by Fugly
Here's one for starters [url=]Penis size
[/url] and will gladly show more if needed.

Just unzip your pants and show us what you have and we will shut up
Quite interesting. Thanks for showing me a legitimate source! (:

I really don't know about me. Call me a freak of nature, I guess. ^^;

Quote by Magical_felix
So did your doctor flip his shit when you unveiled that beast? I mean it's not an everyday thing for him/her I'm sure. What was the first thing they said?
Well, I've been going to the same doctor since I was young (the clinic I go to offers pediatric care until 21, and I'm 18), so he knows me, I basically grew up with him.

He certainly told me at a young age that, yes, I was quite well endowed. It was only within the past year that I actually inquired him about it (since all before that, my parents had gone with me to the doctor's... not exactly fun to talk about your dick in front of your mom and dad). When I had asked him whether or not it was literally... safe for me to have one this size, he literally laughed and said it was fine.

It's been mentioned previously about all the blood lost when erection comes along. To be quite honest, I've never really felt weak or light headed JUST because I was hard.

Quote by Fugly
Look Kilroy, I am begging you to show us what you got. Magical felix said he will only show me his IF you show yours.

You don't want to see a damsel in distress? Would you?
I don't take dick pics. Simple as that.

Ok I have been trying to "size this up" I have two laptops (one for home use one for work) and they are 15 and 17" respectively. I look at my 15 inch screen and wonder if that is humanly possible, then I look at my 17 inch and laugh - buddy there is no way! Sorry man we all exaggerate on our size but 16 inches no f-ing way! No woman would ever want you!

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10 Feb 2011

So you mean to tell me your cock can wrap areck around a lady's neck hmm ok!

10 Feb 2011

Funny thread. I can't help but laugh. All Internet penises are 40% larger than real life.
But a 16"? Wow. I've never heard a guy have the guts to say that and not back it up.
So sign me up. I would like to know what it feels like to get CPR during sex.

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10 Feb 2011

Quote by Kilroy
I don't take dick pics. Simple as that.

Dude! This is a huge mistake.
The porn industry is waiting for you... you can make serious cash with an anaconda like that.
We are all born with special 'gifts' and talents.
You should make use of yours! icon_biggrin

10 Feb 2011

Just curious and you do know curiosity killed the cat and satisfaction brought it back, do you give yourself blowjobs all day? I just had a 16 inch ruler in my lap and if I was a male I would be in heaven, wouldn't even have to be limber Whistle