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whats the biggest cock you've ever had?
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I'll let you know after Nikki gets hold of me!
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Not that I'm jealous...
Well, I'm not. What use is it? Stop you playing sport, sunbathing... stop you doing anything. And you'd only get half of it inside a woman before she complained bitterly... 7" depending on culture/build is adequate... no, more than adequate: enough.
And would he get it up without draining blood from his other vital organs? It would hold about half a pint by my reckoning, seriously depleting brain function. The loss of blood brought on by a hard on would probably cause you to go into shock...
And then there's width and firmness - surely more important than length (as long as length is 'enough' - see above). A cock of such disproportionate length would be 'flexible' at best, would probably fold in half if pushed too hard.
A cock's girth, length and solidity 'under fire' are its most important attributes, along with a shiny bulbous head. Let's talk about those features instead. Who ever said, ' The woman I fucked last night had fantastic tits! Hung right down to her knees!'? No one. Sex is generally about firmness and fit-for-purpose (not 'fit-for-porpoise' as a 16" cock would surely be). We should employ Archimedes' method of displacement to measure volume when comparing cocks. Eureka! There's a good idea.
That's my two-pennyworth, anyway.
Well, I'm not. What use is it? Stop you playing sport, sunbathing... stop you doing anything. And you'd only get half of it inside a woman before she complained bitterly... 7" depending on culture/build is adequate... no, more than adequate: enough.
And would he get it up without draining blood from his other vital organs? It would hold about half a pint by my reckoning, seriously depleting brain function. The loss of blood brought on by a hard on would probably cause you to go into shock...
And then there's width and firmness - surely more important than length (as long as length is 'enough' - see above). A cock of such disproportionate length would be 'flexible' at best, would probably fold in half if pushed too hard.
A cock's girth, length and solidity 'under fire' are its most important attributes, along with a shiny bulbous head. Let's talk about those features instead. Who ever said, ' The woman I fucked last night had fantastic tits! Hung right down to her knees!'? No one. Sex is generally about firmness and fit-for-purpose (not 'fit-for-porpoise' as a 16" cock would surely be). We should employ Archimedes' method of displacement to measure volume when comparing cocks. Eureka! There's a good idea.
That's my two-pennyworth, anyway.
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just wading in, i rock around the 9 inch mark,
at least i think i do
i've measured, of course i have, but there are times when its fully hard, and time when its not, hard to explain but every guy here knows them times when it feels like it will burst its so hard, and other times its just erect. there not the same, when i've mesured it at normal erect its somewhere between 8.5 and 9. circumference about 4 inches, i'd estimate.
never had complaints, and had girls struggle to get it in there mouth. so i believe i'm above average.
at least i think i do
i've measured, of course i have, but there are times when its fully hard, and time when its not, hard to explain but every guy here knows them times when it feels like it will burst its so hard, and other times its just erect. there not the same, when i've mesured it at normal erect its somewhere between 8.5 and 9. circumference about 4 inches, i'd estimate.
never had complaints, and had girls struggle to get it in there mouth. so i believe i'm above average.
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Measure the circumference before you post a figure like that! 4" is very narrow, probably more like 6. Honestly. You'll be surprised. Might even be more. And won't be uniform along the full length.
Where are we measuring to and from? And not with string as someone else said! Straight edge! On the top side, from the point it protrudes from the body to the tip, surely? Let's have a level playing field here! Definitely not from your arse hole to the bedpost lol
Where are we measuring to and from? And not with string as someone else said! Straight edge! On the top side, from the point it protrudes from the body to the tip, surely? Let's have a level playing field here! Definitely not from your arse hole to the bedpost lol
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The biggest cock I've had? The one I've had between my legs my whole life.
Seriously, I've seen photos, and I'm convinced they were not retouched of guys with fifteen inchers.
It is, of coruse, a statstical aberration. If the average penis is six inches and the stardard deviation (in the stasticially sense) is a half-incch. Then
2/3 of the male population had a dick between 5 3/4 and 6 1/2. Even eight inchers are stastically rare. Yet there are thee billion guys on
the plenty, there are going to be a few extremely long penis (and a few, poor devils, of extremely small penises). The bell curvem, for those you who know what that
means, is probably titled toward larger penis, as well the guys with really small one don't reproduce.
Seriously, I've seen photos, and I'm convinced they were not retouched of guys with fifteen inchers.
It is, of coruse, a statstical aberration. If the average penis is six inches and the stardard deviation (in the stasticially sense) is a half-incch. Then
2/3 of the male population had a dick between 5 3/4 and 6 1/2. Even eight inchers are stastically rare. Yet there are thee billion guys on
the plenty, there are going to be a few extremely long penis (and a few, poor devils, of extremely small penises). The bell curvem, for those you who know what that
means, is probably titled toward larger penis, as well the guys with really small one don't reproduce.
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Kilroy I was wondering... When you sit to go to the bathroom. Do you have to dry your dick off every time? Or do you hold it up out of the bowl? So do you piss first then sit down to take care of business or do you piss second? I mean I guess pissing second would be hard so I guess thats a dumb question...
Just wondering the logistics of it all.
And condoms I mean do they just sit on your dick like a beanie would on someones head? Do they make special ones for 16 inchers? Or do you go the female condom route?
Also have you ever sat on it? Did that suck or are you used to it?
Just wondering the logistics of it all.
And condoms I mean do they just sit on your dick like a beanie would on someones head? Do they make special ones for 16 inchers? Or do you go the female condom route?
Also have you ever sat on it? Did that suck or are you used to it?
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@felix Forget about asking questions to kilroy, I want to hear all about your 16.5 incher and I am sure so does everyone else 
xoxoxo
xoxoxo
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@felix Forget about asking questions to kilroy, I want to hear all about your 16.5 incher and I am sure so does everyone else
Look, I got my ways of dealing with it and I want to know how he does it. Maybe I can learn a trick or two.
Plus I would think you would of had your 'fill' by now... With your constant barrage of 'lets cam' black boxes. I do it for you, just for you... I show you everything yet I see the same silly face scribbled on that brown bag night after night...
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as well the guys with really small one don't reproduce.
What?
I'll play devil's advocate here... If a guy has a really small dick, he's probably going to marry the first nice girl he meets and settle down fast. There's no point in being a player and sowing your wild oats when all you have to offer is a cocktail wiener. Why be embarrassed every time?
So technically, the small-dicked men are reproducing earlier and more often. They're those mainly monogamous types, family guys, that are just happy to have a woman to love and overlook their "short comings"...
Now to follow another stereotype, let's assume that the bigger the dick, the bigger the ego. These guys will be playing the game, sleeping around, and will probably find it difficult to be entertained by a long term monogamous relationship when they have that big piece of meat in their pants that they can brag about, show off and use to the max. So really, these guys are probably staying single longer and having less kids.
The smallest dicked man that I knew (tampon-sized) had already reproduced twice at the age of 27. So that's more credibility for my random non-scientific, completely stereotypical and unsubstantiated hypothesis. But I think I'm right...
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for measuring, i went base to tip on the top, came out roughly nine inches
as for circumference i just guessed, lookign at how my hand was after wanking i guess, hard to measure,
as for circumference i just guessed, lookign at how my hand was after wanking i guess, hard to measure,
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oo..i just dropped in to get popcorns...they told me that all the stalls are shifted to this page...
keep rocking guys 
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keep rocking guys .
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@felix Forget about asking questions to kilroy, I want to hear all about your 16.5 incher and I am sure so does everyone else
Look, I got my ways of dealing with it and I want to know how he does it. Maybe I can learn a trick or two.
Plus I would think you would of had your 'fill' by now... With your constant barrage of 'lets cam' black boxes. I do it for you, just for you... I show you everything yet I see the same silly face scribbled on that brown bag night after night...
Excuse me but 5 messages every half hour is hardly considered a constant barrage! Hmph! As for showing me, you always have on those tattered old stained boxers on that you wash every second or third day. I want you to stop with all the
and free willy! No more excuses that it won't fit on the wide screen monitor! or that you are afraid to pass out because you missed out on lunch!Babe, Baby, Boo Boo? C'mon, my orgasmic scribbled face is silly? How about you? Don't you think that I find it funny that you have to have a bucket on your lap every time we cam because you are drooling way too much? or that you keep getting close to the monitor and looking down in it as if I am in there?
So honey, whip out your 16.5 inch pole and I will do a little dance around it
xoxoxo
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I can imagine by now our good buddy Kilroy has either gotten the most friend requests in Lush history, or has crawled into a hole in the fetal position sucking his thumb by now screaming "make it stop!"
Fugly, Felix has posted video of his man meat on a few porn sites. I must say the way that he can swing it around is quite impressive!
He also does that neat trick (like when you were in elementary school with a pencil) of waving his dick back and forth so fast it looks like a blur. GREAT JOB FELIX!
Felix buddy you are the bomb!
Fugly, Felix has posted video of his man meat on a few porn sites. I must say the way that he can swing it around is quite impressive!
He also does that neat trick (like when you were in elementary school with a pencil) of waving his dick back and forth so fast it looks like a blur. GREAT JOB FELIX!
Felix buddy you are the bomb!
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I've had 9" and that was GREAT. But like the other girls are saying, its the man, not the size. He was the best even if he hadn't been the biggest because he knew what I wanted and gave it to me.
and yes, THICK is good. Somewhere in between...because if your thick but can't stay in, that's no fun, is it?
perfect cock....7-12" and nice N thick.
and yes, THICK is good. Somewhere in between...because if your thick but can't stay in, that's no fun, is it?
perfect cock....7-12" and nice N thick.
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We should employ Archimedes' method of displacement to measure volume when comparing cocks. Eureka! There's a good idea.
That's my two-pennyworth, anyway.
now THAT is an impressive idea, way to go - from now on, displacement is the cock-guide
Measured in mL !!
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4" and i wanted them bigger for a long time.
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size does not matter
it is how you use it
a dick is useless if it cannot give pleasure to a women
it is how you use it
a dick is useless if it cannot give pleasure to a women
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Sixteen inches, my current boyfriend.
Of course, cock size really doesn't matter ultimately, but it's certainly a good thing when the man is a bad lover! ^^;
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whats the biggest cock you've ever had?
Actually Ladies...the question on my mind is...how did you prepare it?
I'm mean really...so many options...boil it...grill it...butter fly it on a hot skillet...skin it an broil it...bun or no bun...relish?
Actually Ladies...the question on my mind is...how did you prepare it?
I'm mean really...so many options...boil it...grill it...butter fly it on a hot skillet...skin it an broil it...bun or no bun...relish?
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I agree, it's not the size that matters. The biggest I had was a full 12" and girth like my wrist - honestly, I was frightened when I first saw it. However, his technique was lacking and all in all it was very unsatisfactory.
If the chemistry is there, size isn't that relevant, fingers and tongue go a long, long way...
If the chemistry is there, size isn't that relevant, fingers and tongue go a long, long way...
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To me it doesn't matter about length when talking about anal, it is more about thickness. I have tired to take a 6 1/2 thick cock in the ass and failed miserably...thin dicks are more comfortable in the ass for sure!
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I have two guys from my past who tie for first place. Never measure per say but they were intimidatingly huge. Hurt my jaw attempting to enjoy oral sex with them. Had to take my time with sex as well. HUGE or that big doesn't do much for me. I would take average or slightly larger any day ;-)
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who actually measures?
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11" and very thick
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the biggest I ever had was just a shade below 13 inches
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8 inches ... that was more than enough needed for me... and wow, what an experience at that
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The longest was 9 inch but give me width over length
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I would say about 9 inches