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16 incher's recent claims-

My dick is so big; it can only be measured in theory.

My dick is so big; it has a horizon.

My dick is so big; I can fuck the ocean.

My dick is so big; sometimes it jerks me off.

My dick is so big; that when I fly, it has to take the train.

My dick is so big; it has a north pole.

My dick is so big; I run three-legged races by myself.

My dick is so big; my urologist is a Sherpa.

My dick is so big; one side never sees the sun – it’s the dark side of my dick.

My dick is so big; compasses do not function properly around it.

My dick has a sunrise and sunset.

My dick is so big; sperm banks pay interest.

My dick is so big; it has stretch marks.

My dick is so big; my erections cause a total eclipse.


My dick is so big; hoes get caught in it's gravitational pull.
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I don't know man, this fucking thread blew up! If we can judge a thread by the amount of views and posts it gets in a day than this is the most important thing going on right now in the lush universe.


I think it's "funny" that people only pick on the extreme examples of exaggeration on lush. All the less exaggerating guys claiming to have 9" cocks with photoshopped pics and numerous women with fake pics on their profiles don't receive this kind of attention.


I guess there's an art to bullshitting. Some may use a painters touch... Others use a sledgehammer.


LOL good analogy. The whole fake pics and doctored pics things is just part of the 'lush ambiance' A 16" dick, with a shy, yet steadfastly defending, owner however, combined with a bunch of people earnestly crying 'liar!'...comedy freaking gold!
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The biggest cock I've had? I didn't know I was able to trade in for a different one, I've always had the same one.
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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16 incher's recent claims-

My dick is so big; it can only be measured in theory.

My dick is so big; it has a horizon.

My dick is so big; I can fuck the ocean.

My dick is so big; sometimes it jerks me off.

My dick is so big; that when I fly, it has to take the train.

My dick is so big; it has a north pole.

My dick is so big; I run three-legged races by myself.

My dick is so big; my urologist is a Sherpa.

My dick is so big; one side never sees the sun – it’s the dark side of my dick.

My dick is so big; compasses do not function properly around it.

My dick has a sunrise and sunset.

My dick is so big; sperm banks pay interest.

My dick is so big; it has stretch marks.

My dick is so big; my erections cause a total eclipse.


My dick is so big; hoes get caught in it's gravitational pull.


My dick is so big; it has a moon.

My dick is so big; it has it’s own time zone – Central Dick Time.

My dick is so big; it was recently split into two area codes.

My dick is so big; the great wall of China is just a guide rail for me to tour the country.

LOL..and it continues.....................................................
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Is this big enough?
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good dear g-d.

how boring .... if one won't confirm with evidence .... like in a court of law - it is inadmissible.

in·ad·mis·sible (in′ad mis′ə bəl, -əd-)

adjective
not admissible; not to be allowed, accepted, granted, or conceded


Van



My first forum post: Hey Van, smile
This thread just makes me laugh so I had to post. I feel like a lot of people like to exaggerate these things. In the end, does it really matter?

edit: That wasn't a game, I mean
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I think this is about 16 inches?




thick enough as well !!!
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still whatever happens...thank that stud for a fabulous entertainment and can you imagine the number of viewers on this page are more in one day than it used to have in whole month ..!!!
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Moving right along and getting back on topic because seeing that Fugly had posted a comment here and it made Me want to answer the biggest cock I ever had was a good 8 and 1/2 inches. Smooth, thick, veiny and uncut (yes everything I ever fantasize about with another man). YUM! I even got the greatest compliment/comment ever from the experience (LOL). He told Me, "Damn, you suck cock better than my wife." I've got to use that in a story someday.



-Master Vyle
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Just a question! When she said her guy had 16 inches...is she dating a horse?....for me a regular size who knows how to please me is just perfect!



QUIT HORSEING AROUND!!!
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good dear g-d.

how boring .... if one won't confirm with evidence .... like in a court of law - it is inadmissible.

in·ad·mis·sible (in′ad mis′ə bəl, -əd-)

adjective
not admissible; not to be allowed, accepted, granted, or conceded


Van



I'm with Van on this one.

I actually have nothing constructive to add to this thread

I'm just sitting here laughing my ass off...

And OH!! I've been dying to use one of these....

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My I just say: giggles?
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I guess the more relevant question to "The Great 16-Incher Debate" is... does anyone actually think it would be a good thing to have a 16 inch dick? It would actually be a deal breaker for me...

I have never measured dicks, nor have I really felt the need to ask a guy his measurements before or after having sex with him. In my lifetime (to get back to the original question), one was too big, one was too small, and everything else was 'just right'...

Guys... just a heads-up, this is one of those cases where you want to fall in the middle range of the bell curve. A lot of sexual positions and practices are simply not possible when you are extra large, which can really limit the kind of fun you can have. And if are sporting that mythical super-sized cock that you can tuck into your socks, then it's even worse. Unless you are a girl with a super-sized pussy, of course... Then, party on!
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This very thorough answer is taken from my award-eligible column: Ask a Size Queen. The question asked is probably the most frequent question I am ever asked by fans of my work.

What is the biggest you’ve ever had?

I had the pleasure of sleeping with a stud who packed a huge 10 ½ incher. This was in a committed relationship over the course of a long time. He was big *and* he knew how to use it. He turned me on to many of my more submissive qualities.

There was one time, I had the pleasure of something a little bigger. It was late, and I was leaving town in the early A.M. trying to stay up all night so that I’d be able to sleep on the plane. I danced with a guy in a club who, in the course of grinding me, seemed to be substantially well endowed. The club had an upper balcony section that, at this late hour on a weekday, was completely empty. I got him to myself out there, and got him to whip out. I didn’t get to measure it, (well, I did with my mouth) but he said it was a foot give or take a millimeter, and just from the experience, I believe him.

And lastly, while it cannot strictly be said that I had him, there is the story of my first big guy ever. This was at a party, I was young and stupid and had never had anything significantly above average yet. A nice quiet, shy guy who was ogling me all night asked to get a little alone time with me. He was cute, so I said, “yeah” and went with him into the host’s mother’s crafting room. We talked flirtaciously, and took off quickly into a sort of modified game of truth-or-dare. Seeing a T-square leaning against the closet door, I dared him to let me measure him. What flopped from his pants was phenomenal. Soft he measured about 8 inches long and after playing with him a lot, he slowly got it up to a staggering 15 ½ inches. Then my stupid driver needed to leave and we departed before I could think to get his number or last name.

It’s okay if you don’t believe me on the latter one. No one does. He was my white whale that got away, and it was his dick that broke the mold of my mind, making me consider size an important attribute (one that I KNOW I over-rate) in all lovers since.
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Lol, thanks for the chuckles all.
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I guess the more relevant question to "The Great 16-Incher Debate" is... does anyone actually think it would be a good thing to have a 16 inch dick? It would actually be a deal breaker for me...

I have never measured dicks, nor have I really felt the need to ask a guy his measurements before or after having sex with him. In my lifetime (to get back to the original question), one was too big, one was too small, and everything else was 'just right'...

Guys... just a heads-up, this is one of those cases where you want to fall in the middle range of the bell curve. A lot of sexual positions and practices are simply not possible when you are extra large, which can really limit the kind of fun you can have. And if are sporting that mythical super-sized cock that you can tuck into your socks, then it's even worse. Unless you are a girl with a super-sized pussy, of course... Then, party on!


If by some chance it was real, I cant imagine there would be sufficient blood flow to keep it hard. Guys with 11 or 12 have issues sometimes. Like I said before, If I saw that Monster, Im running! Next thing we will hear is he is great at Anal too!! Even saying that hurts.
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Moving right along and getting back on topic because seeing that Fugly had posted a comment here


I was wondering what all my friends would think after posting here 12 times! 4 more posts and I will be a Kilroy and have my own 16'er

xoxoxo
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My dick is so big; it has a moon.

My dick is so big; it has it’s own time zone – Central Dick Time.

My dick is so big; it was recently split into two area codes.

My dick is so big; the great wall of China is just a guide rail for me to tour the country.

LOL..and it continues.....................................................




My dick has so much mass; light can not escape from its presence

My dick is so big; it is often used to measure large distances in space.

Forget the astronomical unit! We've now got dick units!
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Next thing we will hear is he is great at Anal too!! Even saying that hurts.


Yup... my sphincter shuddered too...
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I guess the more relevant question to "The Great 16-Incher Debate" is... does anyone actually think it would be a good thing to have a 16 inch dick? It would actually be a deal breaker for me...

I have never measured dicks, nor have I really felt the need to ask a guy his measurements before or after having sex with him. In my lifetime (to get back to the original question), one was too big, one was too small, and everything else was 'just right'...

Guys... just a heads-up, this is one of those cases where you want to fall in the middle range of the bell curve. A lot of sexual positions and practices are simply not possible when you are extra large, which can really limit the kind of fun you can have. And if are sporting that mythical super-sized cock that you can tuck into your socks, then it's even worse. Unless you are a girl with a super-sized pussy, of course... Then, party on!


If by some chance it was real, I cant imagine there would be sufficient blood flow to keep it hard. Guys with 11 or 12 have issues sometimes. Like I said before, If I saw that Monster, Im running! Next thing we will hear is he is great at Anal too!! Even saying that hurts.


LOL...if he is really so big..i am sure that his blood must be flowing through his dick and hardly to the brain.... now that can have serious mental problems
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13" is my biggest....there was one bigger
but my mom walked in just as the party started.
He went to penatrate and she came in the room Grrr
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I dont think the other was much bigger that 13 1/2 mabie 14
but it is true the blood flow
is diffcuilt to keep, in large penis sizes.
But it not un-heard of and there are men out there.
But the other thing if the man dosent have much experince,
they can hurt a woman. But with the proper experince it good.
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Well, at least Ashley will have a very easy time in childbirth.
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Well I don't fit in here
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

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I felt I had to add to the great 16 inch Debate.. If I used mine 4 times, that would add up to about 16 inches... does that count?
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I would hate to be with someone with a 16 inch cock. I have nothing else to add so I will just continue to read and be amused. This thread is SO very amusing.
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I've found it!!!!

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I felt I had to add to the great 16 inch Debate.. If I used mine 4 times, that would add up to about 16 inches... does that count?


Only if you have four penises.