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whats the biggest cock you've ever had?

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Well I guess anything is possible and far be it for me to call anyone a liar. But 16" is just hard to imagine. But if you say it is than cool. If its true than WOW!! And if it is bullshit, then you gain nothing by saying it is true.

But as already said by Dancing Doll, you are wasting it by not making porn movies. Most guys would be dying to show off what God gave them.

Assuming it is true, Im curious about the girth. How big around? And a question for Ashley, how much of that monster can you get in you?
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bull shit....breaking the ice in here....on a medical ground ..the guy should get tested for 'FILARIASIS' !!

believe me it can happen ;)
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So you mean to tell me your cock can wrap areck around a lady's neck hmm ok!

this whole thread is hilarious...thanks all for making my day start so well & that without coffee... Wetting my pants here
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Yeah, sorry to say but I have to agree with everybody else, I've gotta see it to believe it. If I had a nickel for every time some guy on lush told me he was 9+ inches, I'd be a rich woman... and I usually just laugh
and play along to humor them... but 16 inches!? get fucking real... stop kidding yourself, subtract your ridiculous 10 inches of made up length and join reality.
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I don't even know what I'm doing on this thread!

I've never had a big cock.

...errr... what I mean is...
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I don't even know what I'm doing on this thread!


awwww I thought you were in here to declare that yours was a 17 incher

xoxoxo
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Quote by TexasSon
I don't even know what I'm doing on this thread!


awwww I thought you were in here to declare that yours was a 17 incher


You missed a decimal in there.

...errr... wait - "inches"? Metric's all dotty with decimals and crap, huh?

Hmmm... *grabs ruler* holy crap! i'm right! you're right!... whatever... 1.7cm!

...oh shit.G2nZiSDu6RmDABq5
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*sulks in corner* I'm not going to get to see a big one today am I?

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i had 12 inch es up my ass and am male
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haha...one nice thought for who can understand the comparison-

'anacondas do not spit venom and are less lethal than the king cobras'
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haha...one nice thought for who can understand the comparison-

'anacondas do not spit venom and are less lethal than the king cobras'


Soooo... you're saying... uhhh... you're... cobra...?... venom...?...

DAMN! Sorry buddy! So, you're uncut and diseased?!?!
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Mexico has called. They need to replace the donkey.. Do we have any fill inns here.
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I'm pretty sure I qualify as a Jackass... yeah.

...but I will NOT accept pesos as payment!
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If the profile is to be believed, then he joined when he was 16. He was still in high school then. With everyone having mobiles that take pictures and videos, there would be plenty of both of his penis all over the net by now. As was pointed out, it would be worth millions and he would be extremely rich. When I was 16, mine was always getting hard during school and I am average size and it showed. A 16 inch penis would be hanging down the leg and students would have been taking pictures all day and it would clearly show up. All this time in school when everyone has a mobile and not one single picture has come out? Not a single one when that size would be distracting the whole school and have everyone standing, staring, and pointing and taking pictures especially when he had to wear shorts for phys ed. I don't buy it. This means that both are in on the sham and neither can be taken for their word and they could be the same person. I am sure a study of their history will raise a lot of red flags if one cares to look.
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LOL!! Let The Guy Have His Fun!!!! Must Have Balls Like Grapefruits!
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Just a question! When she said her guy had 16 inches...is she dating a horse?....for me a regular size who knows how to please me is just perfect!
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Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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Give the guy a break everyone!

I just measured mine. I got some string. Got myself hard. Ran the string from the tip of my penis, to the base, around each ball, and then back to the tip. Laid out the string and measured it and I was over 16 inches! I'm not going to say how much more than 16 inches as you might not believe me.

That is how you measure it isn't it?



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good dear g-d.

how boring .... if one won't confirm with evidence .... like in a court of law - it is inadmissible.

in·ad·mis·sible (in′ad mis′ə bəl, -əd-)

adjective
not admissible; not to be allowed, accepted, granted, or conceded


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The only cock I've ever had is the one in my pants. lol. And just to drive you ladies wild with desire, it's NOT 16 inches. I'm as average as the come, or cum. See, the line is already forming.... LMAO



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Could He Be Talking About His Pet Rooster?

While Googling Giant Cocks, I Did Find That Average Cock Is 5-7inches, Avg Bust Size In USA Is 36B, Avg Ejactulation Travels At 28mph And Is 5 Calories (So No Reason Not To Swallow, LOL), FYI
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Oh I understand now, she measured it in cm's not inches, 16 cm's is equal to 6.292 inches. Now thats a nice size cock!
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So he doesn't want to post pics of his cock- too explicit, and he's a private guy. I get that.

I have an idea, Kilroy: how about you get yourself hard, then have a picture taken of your profile shadow on the wall? Granted it can easily be faked, but it would still look awesome LOL
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If the profile is to be believed, then he joined when he was 16. He was still in high school then. With everyone having mobiles that take pictures and videos, there would be plenty of both of his penis all over the net by now. As was pointed out, it would be worth millions and he would be extremely rich. When I was 16, mine was always getting hard during school and I am average size and it showed. A 16 inch penis would be hanging down the leg and students would have been taking pictures all day and it would clearly show up. All this time in school when everyone has a mobile and not one single picture has come out? Not a single one when that size would be distracting the whole school and have everyone standing, staring, and pointing and taking pictures especially when he had to wear shorts for phys ed. I don't buy it. This means that both are in on the sham and neither can be taken for their word and they could be the same person. I am sure a study of their history will raise a lot of red flags if one cares to look.


Haha! That's a point....according to his profile he's only 18...but has been here since 2009? Interesting.
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If the profile is to be believed, then he joined when he was 16. He was still in high school then. With everyone having mobiles that take pictures and videos, there would be plenty of both of his penis all over the net by now. As was pointed out, it would be worth millions and he would be extremely rich. When I was 16, mine was always getting hard during school and I am average size and it showed. A 16 inch penis would be hanging down the leg and students would have been taking pictures all day and it would clearly show up. All this time in school when everyone has a mobile and not one single picture has come out? Not a single one when that size would be distracting the whole school and have everyone standing, staring, and pointing and taking pictures especially when he had to wear shorts for phys ed. I don't buy it. This means that both are in on the sham and neither can be taken for their word and they could be the same person. I am sure a study of their history will raise a lot of red flags if one cares to look.


!!! LOL

How seriously everyone's taking this is almost as funny as the 16" dick myth. I hope this thread lasts forever!
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I don't know man, this fucking thread blew up! If we can judge a thread by the amount of views and posts it gets in a day than this is the most important thing going on right now in the lush universe.

Kilroy, how about you at least get that thing half cocked and take a picture of it under some sweat pants.
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16 incher's recent claims-

My dick is so big; it can only be measured in theory.

My dick is so big; it has a horizon.

My dick is so big; I can fuck the ocean.

My dick is so big; sometimes it jerks me off.

My dick is so big; that when I fly, it has to take the train.

My dick is so big; it has a north pole.

My dick is so big; I run three-legged races by myself.

My dick is so big; my urologist is a Sherpa.

My dick is so big; one side never sees the sun – it’s the dark side of my dick.

My dick is so big; compasses do not function properly around it.

My dick has a sunrise and sunset.

My dick is so big; sperm banks pay interest.

My dick is so big; it has stretch marks.

My dick is so big; my erections cause a total eclipse.
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I don't know man, this fucking thread blew up! If we can judge a thread by the amount of views and posts it gets in a day than this is the most important thing going on right now in the lush universe.


I think it's "funny" that people only pick on the extreme examples of exaggeration on lush. All the less exaggerating guys claiming to have 9" cocks with photoshopped pics and numerous women with fake pics on their profiles don't receive this kind of attention.
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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Quote by Magical_felix
I don't know man, this fucking thread blew up! If we can judge a thread by the amount of views and posts it gets in a day than this is the most important thing going on right now in the lush universe.


I think it's "funny" that people only pick on the extreme examples of exaggeration on lush. All the less exaggerating guys claiming to have 9" cocks with photoshopped pics and numerous women with fake pics on their profiles don't receive this kind of attention.


I guess there's an art to bullshitting. Some may use a painters touch... Others use a sledgehammer.
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I think this thread is excellent entertainment