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OK What are you thinking now ?

MEN'S THOUGHTS DURING LOVE MAKING

Kissing/Light Petting:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!"

Undressing:
What he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the SIZE of that!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!"

Foreplay/Oral Sex:
What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him."

Penetration:
What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?"

Your Orgasm:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this performance."
What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!"

Postcoital Bliss:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake feels like."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that females-only dance club after all."

OK, ladies, what are you thinking ?

Bat
MEN'S THOUGHTS DURING LOVE MAKING (& what ladies are really thinking…in the world according to Tech…lol)

Kissing/Light Petting:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!"
What you’re really thinking: “Why doesn’t he undo my bra already?”

Undressing:
What he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the SIZE of that!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!"
What you’re really thinking: “As long as it stays hard, I can work with this.”

Foreplay/Oral Sex:
What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him."
What you’re really thinking: “I hope my gag reflex doesn‘t kick in.”

Penetration:
What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?"
What you’re really thinking: “As long as he hits that G spot, we‘re golden.”

Your Orgasm:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this performance."
What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!"
What you’re really thinking: “I wonder if he’ll think I’m greedy if I say I want another one JUST LIKE THAT ONE?”

Postcoital Bliss:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake feels like."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that females-only dance club after all."
What you’re really thinking: “I wonder if he‘d let me invite my lesbian friend Sue next time too?”

OK, ladies, what are you thinking ? (hope you enjoy my sassy sense of humor Bat!)

Fuckin’ Fun - nothing but hot sex.

Cookies And Lemonade - a short story about a reporter who gets an unforgettable story when he interviews a 1940s actor.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Nine - Grace invites Mac's sister to stay with them while she recuperates.

What you’re really thinking: “As long as he hits that G spot, we‘re golden.”

Tech, that is just what I was asking. For you ladies to give a real reply.

Thanks.

Bat
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She would be the stunning Tech Goddess, and I'd love to introduce you to her.

MEN'S THOUGHTS DURING LOVE MAKING

Kissing/Light Petting:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ew!"

I HOPE I SHAVED AND THAT HE LIKES MY PERFUME.

Undressing:
What he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the SIZE of that!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!"

IS THAT BIG THING GOING TO FIT IN ME?

Foreplay/Oral Sex:
What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him."

I LOVE THE TASTE OF HIM.

Penetration:
What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?"

GOD, IS THAT GOING TO FIT? MMMMMMMMM, OH YES IT DOES.

Your Orgasm:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this performance."
What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!"

GOD FUCKING DAMN HE'S GOOD.

Postcoital Bliss:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake feels like."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that females-only dance club after all."

OHHHH, HE'S HOLDING ME. I HOPE HE'S UP TO ROUND 2.

OK, ladies, what are you thinking ?

RIGHT NOW? I'M THINKING I'M HORNY.
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OK What are you thinking now ? I'd say I'd have one insecure man! While communication skills are the top of my list of desirable traits, I ALWAYS look to see if his actions match his words. Men should do the same. Its important to listen to what a woman says. Its equally important to watch her actions! They should match in both instances. I KNOW what my partner likes and dislikes. You should too!
Meg

MEN'S THOUGHTS DURING LOVE MAKING

Kissing/Light Petting:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!"

Undressing:
What he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the SIZE of that!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!"

Foreplay/Oral Sex:
What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him."

Penetration:
What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?"

Your Orgasm:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this performance."
What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!"

Postcoital Bliss:
What he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake feels like."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that females-only dance club after all."

OK, ladies, what are you thinking ?

Bat

Meagan
lol Love this i would say guys think to much just go with the flow and enjoy her company x